Harry Hill's TV Burp

by **Thriller** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:03 pm

The ear cataracts was great, love how they can get so many randoms to say it :lol:

by **Skelofect** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:44 pm

Yeah.

I also love the way he keeps referencing that song from the BB girl "I like to play my bongos in the morning"

And taking the piss out of Freaky Eaters.

Eastenders Dawn in unbelievable plot line.
Dawn - Jay, I might not be your Dad.

:lol:

by **Thriller** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:03 pm

Yeah; "it'll become massive on the funky house scene" :lol:

And; "CHIPS! SAUSAGES! BEEFY-BURGERS! CHICKY-CHICK!" :lol:

by **Skelofect** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:06 pm

Thriller wrote:And; "CHIPS! SAUSAGES! BEEFY-BURGERS! CHICKY-CHICK!"

He just rocks.

The Jamie Oliver rapping was genius...

"This is how I make my dinner with sound effects. *pierces lid in several places* *makes mircowave noise* PING. Ahh hot hot hot...EARTHQUAKE"

by **WyRee** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:19 pm

It was so good last Saturday.

'That reminds me, it's time for me to pull on this invisible cord 5 times'

:lol:

The Jamie Oliver rap was amazing! :lol:

by **Thriller** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:33 am

Oh my god yesterday's was so funny!

Firstly the animal noises were hilarious, especially Dev from Corrie and then when Betty from Emmerdale popped up at the end :lol:

LOVE the Freaky Eaters section too, highlight of the show!

Breeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddd. Mostly.
Tinned tomato souuuuuuuuuupppppppp!
Hoopy-hoops!
KRIPS!
A slimmy frump, a slimmy frump, a slimmy wop-wop-wop a slimmy wop, a slimmy wop-wop FAST.

:lol:

by **VelvetFire** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:25 pm

He really is cruel to the freaky eaters

by **ManicFan2k** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:11 pm

VelvetFire wrote:He really is cruel to the freaky eaters

Those bits arn't funny. He does now take jokes that are funny at first on for way to long.

It's still funny in places though.

by **Skelofect** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:08 pm

I love the Freaky Eaters as you dont really care about people who eat childrens food for years, it's so 'grow up' indeed.

Didn't find Christian Eastenders funny though, he looked like he was mocking retarded faces, it was such a well spotted point I just felt they could come up with something much funnier.

"Woman posts invisible letter in Coronation Street."
:lol:

by **VelvetFire** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:48 am

The Amanda Holden sketch was great. :lol:

by **Thriller** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:53 am

Yeah and at the end when she was pissed at the New Year party :lol:

Loved how he did Freaky Eaters/Corrie, thought that was very clever 8-)

And sorry to disagree Dave but I think when he's doing Christian from EastEnders it's hilarious :lol:

Loved the elephant from Wild At Heart played by Dev from Corrie - I think the running jokes are some of the best things about this show.

by **Bhaggers** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:32 pm

That Dev bit gets me everytime.
And I found that New Years bit at the end very amusing & random!

& the Christian bit is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

by **Skelofect** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:10 pm

Thriller wrote:Yeah and at the end when she was pissed at the New Year party

Loved how he did Freaky Eaters/Corrie, thought that was very clever And sorry to disagree Dave but I think when he's doing Christian from EastEnders it's hilarious

The New Year thing. :lol:

I actually liked the Christian this week!

"Well you can talk"
*cuts to lots of random laughter*

:lol:

I loved one bit from last week, were it said 'new love interest on Coronation Street' and she was talking to a banister. It's genius.

Oh and the 2 animals, "Hang on, haven't I seen you 2 before?"

*Stacey and Jean walk into chippy*

by **Skelofect** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:11 pm

"My favorite part is in the cinema when they watch friends & family give them messages of support."

"Hi, it's Harry Hill here. STOP EATING BISCUITS!!! Biccie wiccie bic biscuit bicccy wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiics"

And Lucy, Ian, Harry slapping each other was hilarious.

:lol:

"You can run at 60 miles an hour, you can see from 200 feet what others can see from 20..."

"You were also in Eastenders"

I nearly wet myself when she looked under the floor board and it was Dean Gaffney hiding. :lol:

by **ManicFan2k** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 9:12 pm

Skelofect wrote:"My favorite part is in the cinema when they watch friends & family give them messages of support."

"Hi, it's Harry Hill here. STOP EATING BISCUITS!!! Biccie wiccie bic biscuit bicccy wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiics"

Ok I admit that was funny. :lol:

by **Thriller** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 9:32 pm

I had to laugh at that guy though, only eats biscuits all his life but then crams his lunchbox with chocolate bars? Just sounds like any excuse to binge on sweets!

by **VelvetFire** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:44 am

Skelofect wrote:
I nearly wet myself when she looked under the floor board and it was Dean Gaffney hiding.

lol

That bit was great.

by **king_oxymoron** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:20 am

I had to do a job today for ITVs fourth quarter DVD releases and Lorraine Kelly was presenting with Harry Hill doing a mini TV Burp of unseen footage, it was so funny and I was his autocue! Didn't speak much to Lorraine but he came round and worked through the script with me and then came and sat at the back for the presentation with all the rest of the crew which is SO unlike celebrities to do...

.. I wanted to tell him how much you all love the show and how you try and predict things he is going to use... but I felt embarassed to do so as I've never really watched it :oops:

I will now! So Good!

by **Thriller** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:41 am

Aww you should've told him to go to UKMIX and look at this thread then he could not only see the funny things but also the unfunny things! Sounds like you have a well cushy job!

by **king_oxymoron** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:06 am

swings and roundabouts mate, some really wicked people but then some really boring corporate shit! Today I'm cueing the national rehab awards.... :roll:

by **Thriller** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:01 am

National Rehab Awards? Won't Kerry Katona, Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty be there though?

by **crazyman324** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:10 am

Awards for rehab...

"Congratulations, you're addicted to crack! clever you!"

I don't follow.

by **king_oxymoron** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:47 pm

Ha that's what I was hoping for.. all these addicts at a free bar but it wasn't even that exciting... sports rehabilitation..

by **Thriller** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:42 pm

Back for a new series on Saturday - and this time it's running for six months!

I thought the last series was very hit and miss, some of it like Freaky Eaters was brilliant though. That said I'm hoping for more observations and less piss-taking if I'm honest and more mainstream shows instead of dedicating 10 minutes to a random wildlife programme.

by **SholasBoy** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:46 pm

Thriller wrote:Back for a new series on Saturday - and this time it's running for six months!

I thought the last series was very hit and miss, some of it like Freaky Eaters was brilliant though. That said I'm hoping for more observations and less piss-taking if I'm honest and more mainstream shows instead of dedicating 10 minutes to a random wildlife programme.

I don't mind when he starts on these god awful one off documentarys, they are quite funny but I agree the observations are far more hillarious than the random piss takes.