Yo momma jokes?

by **ejayfierce** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:17 am

Your mamas so poor her pictures on foodstamps

(you gonna let me talk about ur momma like that.) keep going back and forth in the pole saying yo momma jokes to each other. :lol:

yo momma so ugly that she makes this picture look good

by **ejayfierce** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:04 pm

ejayfierce wrote:Your mamas so poor her pictures on foodstamps

(you gonna let me talk about ur momma like that.) keep going back and forth in the pole saying yo momma jokes to each other.

yo momma so ugly that she makes this picture look good

by **Bhaggers** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:16 pm

Your momma's so fat, when she walks past the TV, I miss 3 adverts.

by **Spartan** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:18 pm

Your Mum's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.

by **Bhaggers** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:21 pm

You mum's so fat, that when she lies down, her breasts are declared as mountains.

by **sambo9** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:23 pm

Yo' Mamma's so stupid she studied for a pregnancy test!

by **Spartan** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:24 pm

Your mum'ss so fat that the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.

We could go on forever.

by **pleasurenpain** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:30 pm

Yo Mama is like a Hot Dog: always filled with a wiener

by **Bhaggers** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:30 pm

pleasurenpain wrote:Yo Mama is like Hot Dog always filled with a wiener

*crickets chirp*

by **pleasurenpain** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:37 pm

If yo mama wants to participate in an uglyness-pageant she will be disqualified since professionals are not allowed.

by **pleasurenpain** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:38 pm

Bhaggers wrote:You mum's so fat, that when she lies down, her breasts are declared as mountains.

by **VanityEgo** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:53 pm

Bhaggers wrote::D
You mum's so fat, that when she lies down, her breasts are declared as mountains.

LOL That made me think of Shakira's "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with moutains" (l)

Your mum eats so much she could feed the whole Africa for two weeks with what she eats daily on diet.

by **ejayfierce** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:55 pm

VanityEgo wrote:
Bhaggers wrote::D
You mum's so fat, that when she lies down, her breasts are declared as mountains.
LOL That made me think of Shakira's "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with moutains" (l)

Your mum eats so much she could feed the whole Africa for two weeks with what she eats daily on diet.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
what u gonna do

by **Skelofect** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:58 pm

Your mama's so fat her ukmix username is we'jqwafjfn\achskjcb\sl

by **Spartan** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:59 pm

Skelofect wrote:Your mama's so fat her ukmix username is we'jqwafjfn\achskjcb\sl

Best one so far. :lol:

by **ejayfierce** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:07 pm

Spartan wrote:
Skelofect wrote:Your mama's so fat her ukmix username is we'jqwafjfn\achskjcb\sl
Best one so far.

Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!

by **Terence** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:33 pm

pleasurenpain wrote:If yo mama wants to participate in an uglyness-pageant she will be disqualified since professionals are not allowed.

Keep them coming, but this is the funniest one so far!

by **Spartan** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:35 pm

This one's kind of rude so beware:

I asked your mum "what's for lunch?" ...She opened up her legs and said "crabs".

by **ejayfierce** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:38 pm

Spartan wrote:This one's kind of rude so beware:

I asked your mum "what's for lunch?" ...She opened up her legs and said "crabs".

talking bout my momma!!! keep it coming

Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies

Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

by **bee4ever** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:47 pm

Yo mama is so fat people jog around her for exercise

by **pleasurenpain** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:49 pm

Spartan wrote:This one's kind of rude so beware:

I asked your mum "what's for lunch?" ...She opened up her legs and said "crabs".

@ this one the second best so far...

Yo Moma is so poor when I rang her doorbell, she said 'Ding-Dong'.

Your mama is so fat that once she lies at the beach, Greenpeace will be trying to put her back into the sea.

by **bee4ever** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:51 pm

Yo mama is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

by **sambo9** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:51 pm

pleasurenpain wrote:Yo Mama is so fat that once she lies at the beach, Greenpiece will be trying to put her back into the sea.

Do you mean Greenpeace? :lol:

by **VanityEgo** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:55 pm

Your mum's so fat she could host 4 simultaneous matches of the Soccer World Cup on her belly.

by **ejayfierce** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:57 pm

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.