VanityEgo wrote: Bhaggers wrote:
You mum's so fat, that when she lies down, her breasts are declared as mountains.
LOL That made me think of Shakira's "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with moutains" (l)
Your mum eats so much she could feed the whole Africa for two weeks with what she eats daily on diet.
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
what u gonna do