The random news/gossip generator

by **irishguy28** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:24 pm

Have a look at the current crop of topics uppermost in the News & Gossip thread, and mix and match bits and pieces from each to create your own hot news story headline.

Congratulations, you're already half-way to being a red-top journalist!

Here's mine, to get the ball rolling:

Simon Cowell hospitalised after Jedward land their own ITV2 show

My Last.fm · by **AyumiH** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 6:41 am

Eminem & Tim McGraw to water ski naked if Justin Bieber is sentenced to 90 days in jail

This makes the real gossip look so much more boring :lol:

by **Ahahuha** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 6:58 am

'Lady Gaga dies'

by **Ahahuha** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 7:00 am

'Justin Bieber hospitalised after hit in the head'

by **Ahahuha** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 7:02 am

'Justin Bieber is pregnant'

'Lindsay Lohan : I use cocaine' -like this is new

My Last.fm · by **AyumiH** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 7:09 am

Ahahuha wrote:'Lindsay Lohan : I use cocaine' -like this is new

by **pollei** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:48 am

irishguy28 wrote:Simon Cowell hospitalised after Jedward land their own ITV2 show

by **SholasBoy** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:09 am

Justin Bieber recieved puberty on GMTV

by **irishguy28** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:15 am

SholasBoy wrote:Justin Bieber recieved puberty on GMTV

There's even an image of him receiving that!

by **oasisbobo** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:46 pm

Ahahuha wrote:'Lady Gaga dies'

by **Loverboy** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:57 pm

Christina Aguilera receives a plaque for selling 13 million albums after overdose of aspirin

by **theberen** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:34 am

Celine Dion Floored By HIV Drugs

by **VanityEgo** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:14 am

Naughty Leona Lewis caught eating carrots.

by **irishguy28** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:46 pm

Susan Boyle gets probation for stripping

Catholic Magazine: "In Defense of Bed Intruder"

Katy Perry gatecrashes School Formal after falling in dog mess

S Club 7's Jon Lee: "I'm pregnant!"

Simon Cowell bans strippers from X-Factor

Strippers get revenge on Simon Cowell

by **Thriller** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:27 pm

Oprah is pregnant with twins, arrested after unprotected sex in Iraq

by **irishguy28** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:29 pm

And The Stig is...Justin Bieber

by **SholasBoy** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:27 pm

New images of William Hague dumping.

by **irishguy28** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:45 pm

Céline Dion is pregnant with a giant hay bale

by **Merci** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:47 pm

Kerry Katona Shut Down!

Woman Kills Baby For Calling Cheryl Cole a Chav!!

Kelly Rowland dumps her 2nd Manager for Allegedly Attacking Mother!!!!

Jay-Z Reveals He is Gay and Taunted by Neighbors

Ke$ha faces jail for being a 'troll'

Matthew Knowles makes a boob on Sesame Street

Pope confirms: Penelope Cruz pregnant with her first child