Posts You Will Never Forget

by **JimJim** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:12 pm

For some reason, some posts on UKMix seem to have stuck in my mind overtime, sometimes when a certain song comes on shuffle or something, I'll be reminded of certain posts, so I ask...

What posts will you never forget?

I'll never forget someone mishearing the lyrics to Katy Perry's 'Thinking of You'. They thought the lyrics were something like 'comparing suns is easily done, once you've had a taste of perfect shine' and I could just never get over how poetic that was for a misheard lyric :lol:

More recently, someone said something about how 'Ricki Lake' trended on twitter after the 'Till the World Ends (Remix)' came out. The more I thought about this over time, the funnier I thought it was :lol:

I'm sure I'll have more to say, but those are just a couple.

by **irishguy28** » Tue May 24, 2011 2:49 pm

I'll never forget the spambot that posted to ask if there were any restaurants in the Clitheroe area that were taking bookings for Christmas lunch.

teronica wrote:Is there anywhere to dine pout on Christmas Day in Clitheroe area? I would really like to eat out on Christmas Day but haven't noticed any ads in my local paper this year.

Unfortunately, the original has been deleted/moved to wasteland.

by **JimJim** » Tue May 24, 2011 11:22 pm

Haha yes, that post is legendary! It actually brought me to tears in the 'one hit wonder' thread.

Website · by **Shorty** » Tue May 24, 2011 11:28 pm

Ahhh yes the 'dine pout' post :lol:

I always wondered why that person wanted to eat out on Christmas Day, were they too lazy to cook themselves? :lol:

by **Grybop** » Wed May 25, 2011 1:03 am

Feeder_Guy wrote:This so sad and pathetic, taking the pi** out of people, and what you're doing to me just then is REALLY childish.

Saying I'm ugly, trying to dent my confidence. That's happened to me a lot lately, and to make matters worse you post that.

I'm leaving, and I won't miss this place. It's good to know where you stand with people and what they actually think of you.

by **JimJim** » Wed May 25, 2011 1:22 am

Oh that was before my time, I looked it up, intense and funny simultaneously :lol:

by **Thriller** » Wed May 25, 2011 10:37 am

Hahaha yes the Feeder_Guy stuff was hilarious!

by **Wayne** » Wed May 25, 2011 10:40 am

Mooriah wrote:Now I've seen Colin's sextape and homeboy is packing. Rih better get on that shit asap

As for Ryan.. I can see the attraction.. I have a thing for DILFs too but I don't want Rih to be an evil stepmother or anything... Keep it casual Rih.. Let him stick the tip in but that's it nothing more

by **steophonic** » Wed May 25, 2011 7:25 pm

Thriller wrote:Hahaha yes the Feeder_Guy stuff was hilarious!

Oh yes it was... I particularly remember the picture of him next to a massive door!

by **HBIC** » Wed May 25, 2011 8:59 pm

More recently, someone said something about how 'Ricki Lake' trended on twitter after the 'Till the World Ends (Remix)' came out. The more I thought about this over time, the funnier I thought it was icon_lol.gif

Me

by **irishguy28** » Wed May 25, 2011 10:07 pm

I remember some random post (can't remember the thread or context) where someone asked:

Where's Shorty????

And xtofer replied:

She's coming!!!!

by **Thriller** » Wed May 25, 2011 10:22 pm

KeliStefiFlowr wrote:
Spartan wrote:WOW! You look like an amazing model.

You know, if you type 'brunette' into Google Images and go to the second page, they have that exact same picture of you. Perhaps you should sue!
Yes. I'm yes model sue.

Still makes me LOOOOL :lol:

last.fm/hugom2c · by **hugo** » Wed May 25, 2011 10:23 pm

Thriller wrote:
KeliStefiFlowr wrote:
Spartan wrote:WOW! You look like an amazing model.

You know, if you type 'brunette' into Google Images and go to the second page, they have that exact same picture of you. Perhaps you should sue!
Yes. I'm yes model sue.
Still makes me LOOOOL

by **Spartan** » Wed May 25, 2011 10:27 pm

Thriller wrote:
KeliStefiFlowr wrote:
Spartan wrote:WOW! You look like an amazing model.

You know, if you type 'brunette' into Google Images and go to the second page, they have that exact same picture of you. Perhaps you should sue!
Yes. I'm yes model sue.
Still makes me LOOOOL

OMG I forgot about that. This forum isn't the same without Model Sue.

by **Thriller** » Wed May 25, 2011 10:30 pm

I also can't at this:

KeliStefiFlowr wrote:Hi. I'm name Kelly Flower. M ibble name Setphy. I'm favorite artist have to be Lady Gaga and Chisbina Aguilerae. Also madona. Welcome me?

Kelly.

7 minutes later...

KeliStefiFlowr wrote:Welcomes please

So demanding! :lol:

Well, she was a model so I guess she's not used to being ignored.

last.fm/hugom2c · by **hugo** » Wed May 25, 2011 10:32 pm

^

where is she now, uh, ukmix needs her!!!

by **Plym** » Wed May 25, 2011 11:03 pm

My favourite post of all time:

Thriller wrote:Jasmine hears a rumour that Cornholio has been found.

Kuba joviently confirms the news.

The world breathes a sigh of relief.

Not relevant now obviously, but still funny looking back!

by **Thriller** » Wed May 25, 2011 11:12 pm

OHMYGODDDDDD :lol:

that was an epic time on UKMIX!! Cornholio himself was just hilarious, amazing material for that thread! :lol:

by **SholasBoy** » Wed May 25, 2011 11:22 pm

Pretty much the entire Alternative Pic thread :lol:

I loved Feeder Guy's unexpected OTT diva strop and Cornholio's autoban...

Many of GirlCanMacks posts about Henrick giving her his sausage had me howling too!

by **JimJim** » Wed May 25, 2011 11:52 pm

OMG

Model Sue was hilarious! :lol:

irishguy28 wrote:Where's Shorty????

And xtofer replied:

She's coming!!!!

LOL!

by **Merci** » Thu May 26, 2011 1:04 pm

irishguy28 wrote:I remember some random post (can't remember the thread or context) where someone asked:

Where's Shorty????

And xtofer replied:

She's coming!!!!

I remember when a Leona Lewis fan was fighting with another user because he said she lost her voice or whatever but then it turned out both users are the same person :lol:

by **HBIC** » Thu May 26, 2011 3:20 pm

Thriller wrote:I also can't at this:

KeliStefiFlowr wrote:Hi. I'm name Kelly Flower. M ibble name Setphy. I'm favorite artist have to be Lady Gaga and Chisbina Aguilerae. Also madona. Welcome me?

Kelly.
7 minutes later...

KeliStefiFlowr wrote:Welcomes please
So demanding! Well, she was a model so I guess she's not used to being ignored.

Omfg

I love her :lol:

"Welcomes please" :lol:

by **GetBack** » Thu May 26, 2011 6:10 pm

Where can that post be seen? :lol:

last.fm/hugom2c · by **hugo** » Thu May 26, 2011 6:12 pm

GetBack wrote:Where can that post be seen?

http://www.ukmix.org/forums/viewtopic.php?p=2660804

Website · by **Shorty** » Thu May 26, 2011 11:56 pm

irishguy28 wrote:I remember some random post (can't remember the thread or context) where someone asked:

Where's Shorty????

And xtofer replied:

She's coming!!!!

I think that was in the Blue Eurovision thread :lol:

And for the record, the reason I wasn't around was cos my computer had been taken away to get upgraded :lol:

I can't believe my dialup has actually become part of a running gag on here :oops:

The day I get broadband is the day I laugh at you all hahah :wink: