Things you want to say to somebody

My Last.fm · by **AyumiH** » Wed May 18, 2011 5:33 pm

xtofer wrote:Dear somebody,

Did Whitney really dance with you?

by **nekoo3372** » Wed May 18, 2011 10:00 pm

"Mum, I´m gay and I love black guys!"

by **ECE** » Wed May 18, 2011 10:05 pm

nekoo3372 wrote:"Mum, I´m gay and I love black guys!"

Double shock for her I guess! Show some mercy :lol:

by **Omnipresence** » Wed May 18, 2011 11:48 pm

Well, I'd like to come out to my mum for one. I'd also very much like to visit myself in the past and tell myself that I'm a dick and to not be so stupid and to do some things differently!

by **jpguy** » Fri May 20, 2011 2:46 am

muzik_biz_wiz wrote:Dear horrible rat faced pig

Since you said the things you said to me in an attempt to publicly humiliate me, all of your friends have abandoned you - even the ones I don't know.

Maybe you should take some time out for a bit of self analysis and wonder if what you said to me was meant for you

Lots of love
Smug b*stard

by **Oo567oO** » Fri May 20, 2011 2:51 am

Dear somebody,

Why are you so stupid? Honestly, I haven't meet a person as dumb as you. What kind of person would sniff germ-x for a long time and think it's "awesomeeeee" I really do think you need help. And you know what, you make cow manure look like a genius.

From,
A person who dosent like you.

by **CAyoungtalent** » Sat May 21, 2011 8:17 am

Dear ________,

I love you very much and I appreciate everything you do for me. You let stress get the best of you and your temper has gotten bad. You go from fine to yelling in no time at all. This puts me off and makes me feel negative when I am around you. I don't want to resent you, but when you act like this I am terrified that one day I will. You need to stop being an arse and get your priorities in order..

by **nekoo3372** » Sat May 21, 2011 8:28 am

ECE wrote:
nekoo3372 wrote:"Mum, I´m gay and I love black guys!"
Double shock for her I guess! Show some mercy

yeah, I wonder what would be worse for her :oops:

she´s very oldfashioned ...

"Mum, wanna chocolate?"

by **JimJim** » Sat May 21, 2011 8:38 am

Hey *******

Could you please, please stop whinging in your facebook statuses... the more you do it, the less people care. You don't even have anything to be depressed about... you don't know, but some of your closest friends have hidden you off their news feeds, that's how bad you are. Also, do you have to talk about the sex shop 24/7? STFU please.

Yours sincerly,

~JimJim

by **CAyoungtalent** » Sat May 21, 2011 9:45 am

JimJim wrote:Hey *******

Could you please, please stop whinging in your facebook statuses... the more you do it, the less people care. You don't even have anything to be depressed about... you don't know, but some of your closest friends have hidden you off their news feeds, that's how bad you are. Also, do you have to talk about the sex shop 24/7? STFU please.

Yours sincerly,

~JimJim

I have a cousin who updates her facebook like this constantly! My brother also updates his drunk and it causes him to look like a tool. DO NOT drunk facebook. It is bad news! Some lovely status updates from my "depressed" cousin:

Had the worst day at work ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not Happy at all!!!!!!!!!!!!

Annoyed!!!!

.... hahaha
We need to start a thread for annoying facebook updates.

by **sd93** » Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:00 pm

I ended it because we want different things... but how come I still want you so much? Last night you just didn't seem to care. You said you loved me, yet you don't wanna fight for me? I'm just so confused.

by **sambo9** » Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:32 pm

nekoo3372 wrote:
ECE wrote:
nekoo3372 wrote:"Mum, I´m gay and I love black guys!"
Double shock for her I guess! Show some mercy
yeah, I wonder what would be worse for her she´s very oldfashioned ...

"Mum, wanna chocolate?"

LOOOOOL.

by **grooveboy** » Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:44 pm

Dear .....

If only you knew how much you mean to me. I can only wish you felt the same, but I know you don't.

p.s. you have the most beautiful smile I've ever seen

by **Colin** » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:30 pm

Dear ____,

Please stop trying to push me against my best friend and accept that nothing will ever come between us. I accept that you and him have your own difficulties, and I also appreciate our specific friendship (me and yours) and what we have together, but I cannot STAND to hear one more attempt of yours to try and corrupt my mind. Bottom line: Keep me out of it.

P.S. at times, you're nuttier than a mental asylum - a mental asylum that has been smeared with Nutella. One that has been covered with peanuts in every room. Yes, that nutty, you nutty bitch.

Yours Sincerely,

Colly Lolly.

by **Star** » Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:40 pm

Dear Tasha Suzie,

Why'd you do it girl friend.

Tut Tut.

http://www.last.fm/user/jordi_89 · by **jordi_89** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:04 am

Dear little boy,

once upon a time, there was a guy, aged 22, that didn't want to have such unstable friends that one day act like he's your BFF and the other day is mad at you for ANY thing you say... i mean, you're not even underage, even i love to call you immature or petit suisse or child or things like this to make you mad (i know part of this is my fault), but you're almost 20, just 3 years younger than me! there's no need to act like you're 12, cause it's pretty annoying and some day i'm gonna slap your face (even you're supposed to be stronger and more straight than me, guess what, a gay guy with NO MUSCLES is gonna slap your face, B***H), and i don't care than when it's me the one that gets mad (after hours of "attacks", hints, acting like a victim and all of that) you're the one that is like "i'm really sorry, i don't wanna lose you" i mean... you're sorry for WHAT? saying "sorry" doesn't mean anything if i have to tell you what offended me :roll:

and i'm tired of doing this EVERYDAY cause i look like a troll when almost all the people i know say that just when i'm "on my days" i act like this and the rest of the time i'm the nicest person in the world...
maybe except when somebody hurts me... and you have done it some times... maybe that's the reason, i guess :roll:

oh and i would love to know if is it true that i used to like you in the past, or you were just "kind of playing with me", even asking me to go to live with you when we were almost strangers was quite WEIRD, even if then you said that "you were testing me for living together in a future (and as friends)" :roll:

sorry but NO, when almost all the friends we have in common said at least ONCE that you were flirting with them, and also some of them gave me the reason when i was like "i think he's trying to flirt with me" then i guess it's not "my imagination" :roll:

the funniest thing is that you know ALL of that, and still act like it's me the one who gets mad for nothing :roll:

(and yes, now i'm QUITE MAD AT YOU, haven't you noticed?)

by **ANH** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:06 am

Dear somebody,
tl;dr.

by **robert989** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:17 am

sambo9 wrote:
nekoo3372 wrote:
ECE wrote:
nekoo3372 wrote:"Mum, I´m gay and I love black guys!"
Double shock for her I guess! Show some mercy
yeah, I wonder what would be worse for her she´s very oldfashioned ...

"Mum, wanna chocolate?"
LOOOOOL.

http://www.last.fm/user/jordi_89 · by **jordi_89** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:34 am

dear friends,

the fact that i love boys doesn't mean that i'm gonna cheat on my boyfriend (when i got one) :roll:

by **CAyoungtalent** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:00 am

Ten years later and I still think you have the most beautiful, bright eyes I have ever seen. We went to lunch with your family and some friends today- my day was made when we locked eyes across the table. The smile we shared as you came down the stairs was like a little secret between the two of us. Things between us are delicate and unspoken. We are both too paralyzed by our fear to act on anything. You have grown into a good man and someone I am proud to know. I hope you know me well enough to know that I have no interest in your friends who make passes at me and I hope you at least have the slightest inclination of the feelings I have for you.

by **Virgostar** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:09 pm

Dear ********,

I know you lied when you said you couldn't come out last night cos you had a "mate's birthday" on. You gave me the same BS excuse last time and guess what? I have the evidence to prove it, mofo. Why couldn't you just tell me the truth? I get that money's tight, but would it kill you to have a relatively cheap night out (since you don't drink & all)? Or are you just uninterested in me in general (even as a friend) and don't wish to see or speak to me again?

P.S. The way you shorten "though" to "tho" in texts pisses me off, makes you sound like a bogan.

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Dear a certain someone,

I miss you and I also miss perving at that sexy butt of yours. :lol:

(Even if you're mysterious & seem to like screwing with my head a bit.)

Website · by **Shorty** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:17 pm

Dear Mum & Dad:

Hi, yeah, I'm bisexual. Didn't know that, did ya?

From, me

Dear one of my friends:

Stop being such a drama queen on Facebook. Stop making EVERY single FB status be about not finding a job. It's getting boring, isn't anything else going in on in your life, seriously?! I love you, but come on!

From, me

by **HBIC** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:56 pm

Dear somebody,

You are annoying, goodbye.

http://www.last.fm/user/jordi_89 · by **jordi_89** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:38 am

dear friend,

i already told you that i wanna sexually use you, you're fine with it, and wanna do the same to me... then why are you waiting so much?!

you don't wanna see me get as mad as Shardinay with her ex-boyfriend :evil:

by **poriel** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:46 am

jordi_89 wrote:dear friend,

i already told you that i wanna sexually use you, you're fine with it, and wanna do the same to me... then why are you waiting so much?! you don't wanna see me get as mad as Shardinay with her ex-boyfriend