Dear little boy,
once upon a time, there was a guy, aged 22, that didn't want to have such unstable friends that one day act like he's your BFF and the other day is mad at you for ANY thing you say... i mean, you're not even underage, even i love to call you immature or petit suisse or child or things like this to make you mad (i know part of this is my fault), but you're almost 20, just 3 years younger than me! there's no need to act like you're 12, cause it's pretty annoying and some day i'm gonna slap your face (even you're supposed to be stronger and more straight than me, guess what, a gay guy with NO MUSCLES is gonna slap your face, B***H), and i don't care than when it's me the one that gets mad (after hours of "attacks", hints, acting like a victim and all of that) you're the one that is like "i'm really sorry, i don't wanna lose you" i mean... you're sorry for WHAT? saying "sorry" doesn't mean anything if i have to tell you what offended me
and i'm tired of doing this EVERYDAY cause i look like a troll when almost all the people i know say that just when i'm "on my days" i act like this and the rest of the time i'm the nicest person in the world...
maybe except when somebody hurts me... and you have done it some times... maybe that's the reason, i guess
oh and i would love to know if is it true that i used to like you in the past, or you were just "kind of playing with me", even asking me to go to live with you when we were almost strangers was quite WEIRD, even if then you said that "you were testing me for living together in a future (and as friends)"
sorry but NO, when almost all the friends we have in common said at least ONCE that you were flirting with them, and also some of them gave me the reason when i was like "i think he's trying to flirt with me" then i guess it's not "my imagination"
the funniest thing is that you know ALL of that, and still act like it's me the one who gets mad for nothing
(and yes, now i'm QUITE MAD AT YOU, haven't you noticed?)