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Postby JimJim » Fri May 27, 2011 2:38 am

Wait, you're still on dial-up?! :o
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Postby Shorty » Fri May 27, 2011 3:02 am

JimJim wrote:Wait, you're still on dial-up?! :o
Yes. I'm unemployed and I currently can't afford broadband :( My dialup only costs 10 bucks a month, so I stick with it only cos it's cheap.

Broadband in NZ is ridiculously expensive and it's capped, not unlimited. So it's not worth the price right now :-?
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Postby SholasBoy » Fri May 27, 2011 5:53 am

I didn't know Dial Up still existed :o :lol:
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Postby JimJim » Fri May 27, 2011 5:56 am

SholasBoy wrote:I didn't know Dial Up still existed :o :lol:
I don't think it does in Australia :lol:
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Postby Shorty » Fri May 27, 2011 10:41 am

I'm very glad it still does, otherwise I wouldn't be able to get online, as there's no way in my current financial situation I'd be able to afford broadband :(

The day my IP discontinues dialup (which will be soon I expect) is the day I cough up for fast internet :-?
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Postby Colin » Fri May 27, 2011 10:47 am

JimJim wrote:
SholasBoy wrote:I didn't know Dial Up still existed :o :lol:
I don't think it does in Australia :lol:
It does in Ireland, too. :lol:

Shorty, you should totally invest in broadband because its a lot more affordable now. Are you receiving any financial support like the dole or something since you're unemployed? It'd definitely be worth it if you looked into getting it (I was a former dial-up user but then I got broadband and I couldn't imagine my life without it!)!
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Postby JimJim » Fri May 27, 2011 10:50 am

We're getting OT, so I might rename the thread to 'Current Internet Options and Plans in New Zealand', or maybe just 'Shorty's Struggle' for short :lol:

You can get basic broadband here for about $20 a month I think, obviously not high download allowance, but enough to cover like UKMix and Facey (the essentials).
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Postby MonkeyWar » Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:20 pm

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Postby Star » Mon Jun 06, 2011 5:04 pm

What is dial-up ya'll? :oops:
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Postby JimJim » Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:09 am

Star wrote:What is dial-up ya'll? :oops:
Dial-up internet, you know what people used back in the 90s and early 00s? Where instead of constantly being connected to the internet (broadband), you had to connect like a telephone call through the telephone line every time you wanted to go online, it took forever and the speeds were snail's pace.
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Postby ANH » Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:27 am

****. I still have nightmares.
I remember that we used to be extra careful with our 600 (or something like that) minutes from AOL. Until we switched to Verizon.
And, it was uber frustrating when we were on and my mom called - the internet would crash.
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Postby Shorty » Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:23 am

Ok I'm getting depressed knowing I'm the only person left on the Mix with dialup, so can we stop talking about it now please? :oops: :lol:

My internet's been acting funky lately though, ever since I moved into my new place, my internet has been even slower then usual. I need to get my Dad (he fixes phones and phone lines for a living) to check the strength of the line for me :-?
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Postby CrazyCrazy » Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:58 pm

Shorty wrote:Ok I'm getting depressed knowing I'm the only person left on the Mix with dialup, so can we stop talking about it now please? :oops: :lol:
Bless you! :lol: I remember my dial up it was a total disaster!! :lol:
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Postby IceAngel » Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:44 am

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Postby HBIC » Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:31 pm

irishguy28 wrote:I remember some random post (can't remember the thread or context) where someone asked:

Where's Shorty????

And xtofer replied:

She's coming!!!!
DEAD :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sorry Shorty but :lol:
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Postby Bhaggers » Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:37 pm

irishguy28 wrote:I remember some random post (can't remember the thread or context) where someone asked:

Where's Shorty????

And xtofer replied:

She's coming!!!!
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Postby AlexZ » Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:50 pm

Shorty wrote:Ok I'm getting depressed knowing I'm the only person left on the Mix with dialup, so can we stop talking about it now please? :oops: :lol:
Shorty, you are not alone.
I'm used USB-modem, it's also very bad connection.
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Postby Wayne » Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:52 pm

AlexZ wrote:
Shorty wrote:Ok I'm getting depressed knowing I'm the only person left on the Mix with dialup, so can we stop talking about it now please? :oops: :lol:
Shorty, you are not alone.
I'm used USB-modem, it's also very bad connection.
Do you think Heidi Range could marry into a USB internet connection?
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Postby HBIC » Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:01 pm

04wayne wrote:
AlexZ wrote:
Shorty wrote:Ok I'm getting depressed knowing I'm the only person left on the Mix with dialup, so can we stop talking about it now please? :oops: :lol:
Shorty, you are not alone.
I'm used USB-modem, it's also very bad connection.
Do you think Heidi Range could marry into a USB internet connection?
She would flick her hair at you Alex then walk away :lol:
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Postby Shorty » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:43 pm

jamesssxD wrote:
irishguy28 wrote:I remember some random post (can't remember the thread or context) where someone asked:

Where's Shorty????

And xtofer replied:

She's coming!!!!
DEAD :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sorry Shorty but :lol:
LOL unfortunately I still have no idea why this is funny, cos I can't watch YouTube videos so I dunno what the video is. Somebody explain to me please :oops: :lol:
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Postby PosziMC2 » Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:33 am

Shorty wrote:
jamesssxD wrote:
irishguy28 wrote:I remember some random post (can't remember the thread or context) where someone asked:

Where's Shorty????

And xtofer replied:

She's coming!!!!
DEAD :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sorry Shorty but :lol:
LOL unfortunately I still have no idea why this is funny, cos I can't watch YouTube videos so I dunno what the video is. Somebody explain to me please :oops: :lol:
dial-up sound :oops: :lol:
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Postby Thriller » Sat Aug 06, 2011 5:09 pm

Shorty wrote:
jamesssxD wrote:
irishguy28 wrote:I remember some random post (can't remember the thread or context) where someone asked:

Where's Shorty????

And xtofer replied:

She's coming!!!!
DEAD :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sorry Shorty but :lol:
LOL unfortunately I still have no idea why this is funny, cos I can't watch YouTube videos so I dunno what the video is. Somebody explain to me please :oops: :lol:
OMG the irony that you can't watch YouTube videos makes this even funnier!! :lol:
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Postby Chun » Sat Aug 06, 2011 7:12 pm

Thriller wrote:
Shorty wrote:
jamesssxD wrote:
irishguy28 wrote:I remember some random post (can't remember the thread or context) where someone asked:

Where's Shorty????

And xtofer replied:

She's coming!!!!
DEAD :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sorry Shorty but :lol:
LOL unfortunately I still have no idea why this is funny, cos I can't watch YouTube videos so I dunno what the video is. Somebody explain to me please :oops: :lol:
OMG the irony that you can't watch YouTube videos makes this even funnier!! :lol:
This whole Shorty-Dial-Up topic is so funny. I remember having a modem and it was horrible. Shorty, maybe you can get Broadband together with your neighbor, wouldn't that be cheap, and you can phone over the broadband. Please, get out of the past.
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