Posts You Will Never Forget

[ECE]

I remember some random post (can't remember the thread or context) where someone asked:

Where's Shorty????

And xtofer replied:

She's coming!!!!

DEAD Sorry Shorty but

LOL unfortunately I still have no idea why this is funny, cos I can't watch YouTube videos so I dunno what the video is. Somebody explain to me please

OMG the irony that you can't watch YouTube videos makes this even funnier!!

This whole Shorty-Dial-Up topic is so funny. I remember having a modem and it was horrible. Shorty, maybe you can get Broadband together with your neighbor, wouldn't that be cheap, and you can phone over the broadband. Please, get out of the past.

All the quoted posts are hilariousss!!!

[Shorty]

This whole Shorty-Dial-Up topic is so funny. I remember having a modem and it was horrible. Shorty, maybe you can get Broadband together with your neighbor, wouldn't that be cheap, and you can phone over the broadband. Please, get out of the past.

Um, I know you probably meant this as a joke, but I'm annoyed

Please don't tell me to 'get out of the past'

Why would I get broadband with my neighbours...? I don't even know my neighbours lol.

I CAN'T AFFORD BROADBAND OK. I'm actually getting sick of being mocked for it. I know you guys are just teasing, but I'm getting annoyed by it now

[Chun]

^ Shorty, I'm sorry.

I compared your internet connection to mine 10 years ago and how many time I spent with updates and downloads etc. But back then I also had a very slow computer (Windows 98) and it crashed very often, one time it froze when I just finished writing a thesis. And also I was much less experienced back then, so there are some things intermingled.

[Shorty]

^ Shorty, I'm sorry.

I compared your internet connection to mine 10 years ago and how many time I spent with updates and downloads etc. But back then I also had a very slow computer (Windows 98) and it crashed very often, one time it froze when I just finished writing a thesis. And also I was much less experienced back then, so there are some things intermingled.

Heh I have a really good computer so it's not all bad! My internet sucks, but my PC kicks ass I got it upgraded recently, I have 3GB of RAM and a 1 terabyte hard drive

And apology accepted. Heh lol I overreacted a tiny bit though, I just get annoyed when people keep talking about broadband cos I don't have it

[Chun]

^ Yes, I understand.
Say to yourself:
Broadband does not exist.
Broadband does not exist.
Broadband does not exist.
It would be better for me without it. There's so much time I could spend for doing other things than internet. Maybe I should stop using the internet each Saturday. A whole day for other stuff.

[swiftie13]

Well it might seem a bit egoistic of me, but I swear I'm not at all

These two were just two flattering!

Swiftie is, quite possibly, the best thing that has ever happened to UKMIX.

Aww thanks sooo MUCH!, but I'M NOT!!

I love how you always manage to fit nearly every possible smiley type into your posts, swiftie!

Ability to convey emotions: 10/10
Passion: 10/10
Entertainment value: Off the scale.

Love this too.

Never will forget those two. Unless stress kills my brain cells and makes me unable to remember things.

[Dingdong123]

I can't remeber who posted it. But, people are arguing about album sales, etc. I think it was for brit's FF. then a person suddenly said

"DEFINE FLOP"

then another replied

DEFINE FLOP

"Bionic"

So mean but so funny!!!! Yeah. It was an insult and i feel bad for chrisina but i just can't stop laughing about it!

[AlexZ]

My dream is to touch Taylor Swift's golden locks (and cut one off)

I would have to say the reason I became a Babes fan was because of Heidi.

I paid no attention to them in the first version of the group, and I HATED Overload with a fiery passion.

Then Heidi joined and they released Freak Like Me and I finally gave them a chance. I saw a pic of them and Heidi was so pretty, so I thought I should try their new single. It was fantastic and the rest is history

I think I'll probably be a Babes fan as long as Heidi is in the group. If she left now, I'd completely give up on them

(and I love Overload now lol, it finally grew on me...)

Both posts are amazing

[Thriller]

I randomly thought of this one earlier and started laughing to myself!

"My Baby" is the best Britney's ballad!

I would rather watch Gaddafi running on the beach in a yellow bikini than listen to that mess.

I smell your breath,
it makes me cry.

Garlic?

[Chun]

[Shorty]

I would rather watch Gaddafi running on the beach in a yellow bikini than listen to that mess.

LMAO I remember laughing loads at this too

[ANH]

Umbridge was here.

[Wayne]

where is Shorty?

She's coming!

I still go back to this, whenever I read something that mentions dial up. EPIC, immortal post!

[Chun]

Yeah, this topic itself. I will never forget the dial-up topic taking over.

[Play]

* some alcohol containing words *

[Shorty]

I keep getting into arguments over my dialup (look at the Megaupload getting shut down topic)

What will you guys laugh at when I get broadband? I'm planning it on getting sometime this year when I get a steady income!

(lol watch, 2013 will dawn and I'll still be on dialup... )

[android]

I keep getting into arguments over my dialup (look at the Megaupload getting shut down topic)

What will you guys laugh at when I get broadband? I'm planning it on getting sometime this year when I get a steady income!

(lol watch, 2013 will dawn and I'll still be on dialup... )

hehehe Megan they managed to put up a tower 5kms away from my farm house so now I have gone from dial up to mobile broadband

[aPod]

where is Shorty?

She's coming!

I still go back to this, whenever I read something that mentions dial up. EPIC, immortal post!

Just discovered this! epic!

[sbk]

I had to use google to find this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5tF9Cqamig
MESS

Changed UKMix forever

[Chun]

What a great moment when Shardz was top 40 in the US itunes jazz charts with You Baby.

[toni_pest]

When Megan (Shorty) uploaded her new year's photo for the second time and then

Shorty I think it's so funny how you decided to re-post your pic, It's like Good girl gone bad reloaded

It's not even that funny but I'll always remember it

[ECE]

^ I aslo remember it
--
In the "Lots of good posters have gone" thread, ppl kept mentioning how they miss certain posters... and then this:

I miss myself

[ANH]

What a great moment when Shardz was top 40 in the US itunes jazz charts with You Baby.

She got that high?

[Shorty]

Why do so many many of the memorable posts involve me? I'm memorable

But yeah the 'good girl gone bad reloaded' thing was funny, dunno why though, it's not like I AM bad or anything

[Serby]

^ I aslo remember it
--
In the "Lots of good posters have gone" thread, ppl kept mentioning how they miss certain posters... and then this:

I miss myself

I remeber that too. That's so blood-ish