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Postby jonasmileynlt » Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:05 am

Nicki Minaj - Super Bass

Heard: You're like slicker than the guy with the dick on his eye
Actual: You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye
You're like a bad penny =)
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Postby JSparksFan » Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:01 am

jonasmileynlt wrote:Nicki Minaj - Super Bass

Heard: You're like slicker than the guy with the [b]dick on his eye[/b]
Actual: You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby AnnDroid » Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:55 pm

Britney Slave 4 U:

I thought: Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty
Actual: Get it, get it, get it, get it

:lol:
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Postby swiftie13 » Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:59 pm

AnnDroid wrote:Britney Slave 4 U:

I thought: Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty
Actual: Get it, get it, get it, get it

:lol:
:lol: :lol: Too funny

It sounds perfectly like Get it get it to me :lol:

Ellie Goulding's Human

What I heard (Now I don't but at first I did) : But I don't seem to have the (*pelotas*) to build them

Real (and what I hear NOW) : But I don't seem to have the PARTS to build them

:lol:

*Spanish for it
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Postby pomporella » Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:03 pm

Don't know if I posted this already. From F+tM "Howl":

Actual: Like some child possessed, the beast howls in my veins
Heard: Like some chocolate ass, the beast howls in my veins

I always knew it was wrong but my ears refused to accept it :oops:
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Postby AnnDroid » Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:04 pm

HowIRoll wrote:
HowIRoll wrote:Britney - Drop Dead (Beautiful)
I Heard: Driving Driving shou-shouting ooh boy you so fine
Actual: Diamond Diamond Shining Shining ooh boy you so fine
:oops:
Let's just say the lyrics of that song are difficult to understand, offensive and funny.
''I don't need your money I just want your D''
I always say: ''I just want thiiisss''
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Postby swiftie13 » Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:16 pm

Speaking of DDB :

I always say deed in that part :lol:

and "Come here with you sexy aaaa...a" | I say hair :lol:
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Postby AlexZ » Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:34 pm

Mariah Carey: Touch My Body

Original: Cause they be all up in my business like a Wendy interview
I heard: Cause they be all up in my business like a Wedding's interview
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Postby taxi » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:34 pm

AlexZ wrote:Mariah Carey: Touch My Body

Original: Cause they be all up in my business like a Wendy interview
I heard: Cause they be all up in my business like a Wedding's interview
me too! who's Wendy by the way? :oops:
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Postby ludichris » Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:13 pm

taxi wrote:me too! who's Wendy by the way? :oops:
Wendy Williams. Some heffer who does interviews.
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Postby crazyman324 » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:11 pm

So apparently Lady Gaga sings "I wish I got to dance on a single prayer" in Scheiße and not - as I have always sung - "I wish I could dance on a single bed"
:lol:
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Postby sambo9 » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:53 pm

crazyman324 wrote:So apparently Lady Gaga sings "I wish I got to dance on a single prayer" in Scheiße and not - as I have always sung - "I wish I could dance on a single bed"
:lol:
...Wha?! :o I thought it was "single bed"? "Single prayer" doesn't even make sense.
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Postby crazyman324 » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:54 pm

To be fair, neither does dancing on a single bed but ho hum :lol:
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Postby sambo9 » Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:00 pm

I thought the song was about motivating women to throw out their husbands - for which, trading in a double bed for a single bed would've been a good analogy!

But then again I also thought "Hot like Mexico, rejoice, at this point I've gotta choose, not vindaloos" was the real (and better fitting) lyric in "Alejandro".
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Postby Virgostar » Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:39 pm

sambo9 wrote:But then again I also thought "Hot like Mexico, rejoice, at this point I've gotta choose, not vindaloos" was the real (and better fitting) lyric in "Alejandro".
:lol: Does fit though.
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Postby JimJim » Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:50 pm

sambo9 wrote:
crazyman324 wrote:So apparently Lady Gaga sings "I wish I got to dance on a single prayer" in Scheiße and not - as I have always sung - "I wish I could dance on a single bed"
:lol:
...Wha?! :o I thought it was "single bed"? "Single prayer" doesn't even make sense.
Are you guys serious?! :lol:
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Postby crazyman324 » Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:56 pm

JimJim wrote:
sambo9 wrote:
crazyman324 wrote:So apparently Lady Gaga sings "I wish I got to dance on a single prayer" in Scheiße and not - as I have always sung - "I wish I could dance on a single bed"
:lol:
...Wha?! :o I thought it was "single bed"? "Single prayer" doesn't even make sense.
Are you guys serious?! :lol:
You laugh, but at least "single prayer" wasn't the name of the song a la "Bailamos" "Stole" and "Who You Are" like all y'all mishurring on the last page.


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Postby JimJim » Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:59 pm

crazyman324 wrote:You laugh, but at least "single prayer" wasn't the name of the song a la "Bailamos" "Stole" and "Who You Are" like all y'all mishurring on the last page.

BRRRRRRRAP!
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Postby innocenteyes » Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:59 am

sambo9 wrote:
crazyman324 wrote:So apparently Lady Gaga sings "I wish I got to dance on a single prayer" in Scheiße and not - as I have always sung - "I wish I could dance on a single bed"
:lol:
...Wha?! :o I thought it was "single bed"? "Single prayer" doesn't even make sense.
Always thought it was 'single bed' too.
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Postby ZippaDeeDooDa » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:28 pm

Beyonce - Countdown

Misheard: "If you leave me you oughta go blind"
Actual: "If you leave me you outta your mind"

:oops: :oops: :oops:
Better wake up, little sleepy head
Big old world will pass us by
So many things we could do instead
Get what you want with your lucky eyes
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Postby Lemo » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:19 pm

Danneh2K wrote:David Guetta ft. Rihanna - Who's That Chick

Real:
I'll try to sex you up

I heard:
Ultrasexual
I thought it was "I'm bisexual" :oops: oops
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Postby taxi » Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:18 am

Easy Please Me - Katy B

Actual: Now one thing I can't stand is arrogance

What I Heard: Now one thing I can't stand is Africans

:oops: :lol: :lol:

And just recently my friend misheard the chorus of Edge of Glory, he sang:

"I'm a beyyotchh of glory!" :lol: :lol:
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Postby king_oxymoron » Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:17 am

taxi wrote:Easy Please Me - Katy B

Actual: Now one thing I can't stand is arrogance

What I Heard: Now one thing I can't stand is Africans

:oops: :lol: :lol:

This and 'I'm bisexual' are amazing :lol:
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Postby ThaInfo1 » Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:34 am

Lady Gaga - Just Dance

Original: Just Dance, gonna be ok, Da da doo doo...
My Ears: Just Dance, Bunny be ok, gotta Doo Doo...
Bown down BISHES

And give me my Kisses Down Low
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Postby RunDevilRun » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:04 am

Rihanna's Cheers

Original: there's a party at the bar
I heard: there's a pirate at the bar
to the infinity and Beyoncé.
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