Forums » Off The Beaten Track » This 'n' That

Misheard Lyrics

Moderators: king_oxymoron, Spartan, cristy

 
Post a reply

Postby Shortie » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:10 am

ZippaDeeDooDa wrote:Beyonce - Countdown

Misheard: "If you leave me you oughta go blind"
Actual: "If you leave me you outta your mind"

:oops: :oops: :oops:
I actually like this better :lol:
User avatar
Shortie
Personal Assistant
 
Posts: 895
Joined: Wed Sep 30, 2009
Location: Orwell's 1984
Top

Postby Flocon » Mon Sep 19, 2011 1:21 am

Keri Hilson - Lose Control :

Original : Shake wind and roll, let's lose control
I heard : Shake one thing and roll, let's lose control

I can't even hear the "wind" word :-?


Usher - Dirty Dance (feat. Enrique Iglesias)

Original : She's a dirty dirty dancer
I heard : She's a dirty dirty dollars (or something like that)
User avatar
Flocon
Manager
 
Posts: 1204
Joined: Sun Jun 08, 2008
Location: France
Top

Postby SholasBoy » Mon Sep 19, 2011 1:25 am

taxi wrote:Easy Please Me - Katy B

Actual: Now one thing I can't stand is arrogance

What I Heard: Now one thing I can't stand is Africans
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Hilariously inappropriate!
User avatar
SholasBoy
Chief Wig Snatcher
 
Posts: 31648
Joined: Thu Aug 01, 2002
Location: Leeds
Top

Postby JimJim » Mon Sep 19, 2011 1:25 am

Flocon wrote:Keri Hilson - Lose Control :

Original : Shake wind and roll, let's lose control
I heard : Shake one thing and roll, let's lose control

I can't even hear the "wind" word :-?
I definitely hear it, but I'm unsure whether it is 'wind' or 'whine', both make sense.

Flocon wrote:Usher - Dirty Dance (feat. Enrique Iglesias)
I'm just being picky, but it's Enrique Iglesias - Dirty Dancer ft Usher & Lil Wayne
User avatar
JimJim
Legend
 
Posts: 18934
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008
Location: Melbourne, Aus
Top

Postby crazyman324 » Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:35 pm

Now, I do know what the lyrics are fur'real. But it still didn't stop me hearing Craig on X factor sing "collecting your jar of hearts" as... "Collecting your jar of farts" :lol:
User avatar
crazyman324
The Ringleader
 
Posts: 16119
Joined: Sun Feb 08, 2004
Location: Your mum.
Top

Postby Virgostar » Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:48 am

^ :lol:

Vampire Weekend - Oxford Comma

Real: Crack a smile
Adjust my tie

Heard: Crack a smile
You're just my type
User avatar
Virgostar
Token Aussie Female
 
Posts: 23306
Joined: Sun Dec 30, 2001
Location: Somewhere in the southern hemisphere
Top

Postby JSparksFan » Fri Oct 14, 2011 5:49 pm

Kylie Minogue - Better The Devil You Know

Actual Lyric: "I'll forgive and forget..."
Misheard Lyric: "I'll f**k you and forget..." :lol:
User avatar
JSparksFan
Legend
 
Posts: 25647
Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009
Location: The Bahamas
Top

Postby NothingFails » Sun Oct 16, 2011 1:49 am

ludichris wrote:
taxi wrote:me too! who's Wendy by the way? :oops:
Wendy Williams. Some heffer who does interviews.
she has a talk show, she's such a hot tranny mess :lol:
User avatar
NothingFails
Legend
 
Posts: 26930
Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2004
Top

Postby NothingFails » Sun Oct 16, 2011 1:51 am

INXS: Devil Inside
real: Devil Inside, Devil Inside, Every single one of us, the devil inside
heard: Devil Inside, Devil Inside, every single woman has the devil inside

I used to think this lyric was so unbelievably misogynistic LOL
User avatar
NothingFails
Legend
 
Posts: 26930
Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2004
Top

Postby NothingFails » Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:19 am

Probably the all time strangest one, but I've found out I wasn't alone in mishearing this as a child by the way it was said, hey I was five at the time...

Prince "I Would Die 4 U"
actual: I would die for you
heard: apple dapple you
User avatar
NothingFails
Legend
 
Posts: 26930
Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2004
Top

Postby Dingdong123 » Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:17 pm

Me Against the Music

Heard: All the people on the floor let me see you jealousy ah!

Actual: All the people on the floor let me see you dance!

I was like, why do you need to be on the floor if you are to be jealous?! :lol:
Now show me how much better you are! (So much better yeah?!)
User avatar
Dingdong123
Manager
 
Posts: 2132
Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2011
Top

Postby Chun » Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:21 pm

Madonna - Like A Prayer

Just realized my mistake (again?) when she performed it on Super Bowl.

Heard (for the last 22 years): Life for crossing.

Actual: Let the choir sing.
When you walked out you did me a favor
It's absolutely clear to me
That love is a bourgeois construct
Just like they said at university
User avatar
Chun
Superstar
 
Posts: 9074
Joined: Fri Dec 02, 2005
Location: Germany
Top

Postby Chun » Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:26 pm

Nicki Minaj - Super Bass

Heard: Then the penis comin' off off, unh.

Actual: Then the panties comin' off off, unh.
When you walked out you did me a favor
It's absolutely clear to me
That love is a bourgeois construct
Just like they said at university
User avatar
Chun
Superstar
 
Posts: 9074
Joined: Fri Dec 02, 2005
Location: Germany
Top

Postby randomness » Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:45 am

Moobs Like Jabba

Sister Mother Down (see what I did there?) - Science:

Real: Spirits move through all things
What I heard: Spherical droppings

http://inmyotherworld.free.fr/gfx/futur ... ers/28.jpg
randomness
Manager
 
Posts: 2413
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2006
Location: The Land of Eng
Top

Postby Merci » Wed Feb 08, 2012 6:07 am

Pitbull - Give Me Everything

Heard: Excuse me, but I might jerk-off little bit than I should tonight

Real: Excuse me, but I might drink a little bit more than I should tonight
User avatar
Merci
Legend
 
Posts: 14447
Joined: Mon Oct 09, 2006
Location: Kuwait
Top

Postby Maneater » Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:41 pm

This has probably been said but i'm too lazy to check..

Madonna - Like A Virgin

Heard: Like a Virgin, touched for the 31st time
Actual: Like a Virgin, touched for the very 1st time
Maneater
Roadie
 
Posts: 464
Joined: Mon May 30, 2011
Top

Postby JimJim » Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:01 am

I'm embarrassed by this one...

Nicki Minaj // Starships

Actually:
"My name is Onika, you can call me Nicki"

I thought she said:
"My name is a n****, you can call me Nicki"

:oops:
User avatar
JimJim
Legend
 
Posts: 18934
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008
Location: Melbourne, Aus
Top

Postby ANH » Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:12 pm

Maneater wrote:This has probably been said but i'm too lazy to check..

Madonna - Like A Virgin

Heard: Like a Virgin, touched for the 31st time
Actual: Like a Virgin, touched for the very 1st time
31st time? :lol: :lol: :lol:
User avatar
ANH
Superstar
 
Posts: 5470
Joined: Wed Apr 07, 2010
Location: West of the Sun.
Top

Postby Loveguru » Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:46 am

Maneater wrote:This has probably been said but i'm too lazy to check..

Madonna - Like A Virgin

Heard: Like a Virgin, touched for the 31st time
Actual: Like a Virgin, touched for the very 1st time
:lol: :lol:
Let me show you a few things # shag me in my suit & tie
User avatar
Loveguru
Superstar
 
Posts: 8735
Joined: Thu Mar 26, 2009
Top

Postby Shorty » Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:54 am

ANH wrote:
Maneater wrote:This has probably been said but i'm too lazy to check..

Madonna - Like A Virgin

Heard: Like a Virgin, touched for the 31st time
Actual: Like a Virgin, touched for the very 1st time
31st time? :lol: :lol: :lol:
LMAO yeah it's so wrong but hilarious at the same time :lol: :lol:
The guy in my av is Dean Ambrose, WWE's current United States Champion and my current crush ♥
User avatar
Shorty
Superstar
 
Posts: 9444
Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2004
Location: New Zealand
Top

Postby PosziMC2 » Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:37 am

Shorty wrote:
ANH wrote:
Maneater wrote:This has probably been said but i'm too lazy to check..

Madonna - Like A Virgin

Heard: Like a Virgin, touched for the 31st time
Actual: Like a Virgin, touched for the very 1st time
31st time? :lol: :lol: :lol:
LMAO yeah it's so wrong but hilarious at the same time :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
User avatar
PosziMC2
Legend
 
Posts: 21915
Joined: Mon Jul 19, 2010
Location: Church of Mother Perrysa
Top

Postby LotsOfLove » Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:44 pm

jonasmileynlt wrote:Adele - Rolling in the Deep

Actual: Reaching a fever pitch and it's bringing me out the dark
Heard: Reaching a fever bitch and it's bringing me out the dark

I was wondering why it wasn't censored on the radio!
I always hear :
Reaching a fever which is bringing me out the dark
:lol:
User avatar
LotsOfLove
Manager
 
Posts: 1126
Joined: Wed Nov 16, 2011
Top

Postby LotsOfLove » Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:49 pm

VanityEgo wrote:
alxx wrote:
Leo92 wrote:
Actual lyrics • Or wear ear condoms next time
I always here this :

Or wear a condom next time
:lol:
User avatar
LotsOfLove
Manager
 
Posts: 1126
Joined: Wed Nov 16, 2011
Top

Postby NothingFails » Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:43 pm

the local rock station plays "Renegades Of Funk" by Rage Against The Machine fairly often, and I ALWAYS hear it as "we're the redneck kings of funk" :lol:
User avatar
NothingFails
Legend
 
Posts: 26930
Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2004
Top

Postby toni_pest » Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:46 pm

NothingFails wrote:the local rock station plays "Renegades Of Funk" by Rage Against The Machine fairly often, and I ALWAYS hear it as "we're the redneck kings of funk" :lol:
:lol:
OT but I LOVE that song! :D
User avatar
toni_pest
Legend
 
Posts: 13600
Joined: Thu Apr 19, 2007
Location: Croatia
Top
Post a reply

Return to This 'n' That

Main
Archive
Forums
Connect with us: Twitter Facebook Google+
© Copyright 2013 UKMIX. All rights reserved.