Misheard Lyrics

by **Valentino** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:55 pm

taxi wrote:Easy Please Me - Katy B

Actual: Now one thing I can't stand is arrogance

What I Heard: Now one thing I can't stand is Africans

And just recently my friend misheard the chorus of Edge of Glory, he sang:

"I'm a beyyotchh of glory!"

Just peed in my pants :lol:

by **crazyman324** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:42 am

Nick Minaj - Starships

Real: My name is Onika you can call me Nicki

What I heard involved the "N" word...

by **JSparksFan** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:43 am

crazyman324 wrote:Nick Minaj - Starships

Real: My name is Onika you can call me Nicki

What I heard involved the "N" word...

Looks like you and JimJim heard the same thing. :lol:

JimJim wrote:I'm embarrassed by this one...

Nicki Minaj // Starships

Actually:
"My name is Onika, you can call me Nicki"

I thought she said:
"My name is a n****, you can call me Nicki"

by **crazyman324** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:46 am

It's a well known fact that me and JimJim are the same person.

by **JimJim** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:51 am

It's a well known fact that me and crazyman324 are the same person.

by **JSparksFan** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:51 am

crazyman324 wrote:It's a well known fact that me and JimJim are the same person.

Whoa! That means that you've made over 30,000 posts. #Spammer

by **Serby** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:59 pm

JimJim wrote:It's a well known fact that me and crazyman324 are the same person.

Really?

I don't get if you're joking or no :lol:

by **musiclover2174** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:01 am

Katy Perry - The One That Got Away

Real: "Can't replace you with a million rings."
Heard: "Can't replace you with a milk and rings." :lol:

by **stteezy** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:12 am

My Cousin

Actual : sex in the air I don't carre I. Lovve the smell of it

What she heard : six a.m I don't care I love the smeell of it

And another girl in high school, came to me and my friends while we were playing What's my name and she then says

"I don't get it? Why is she asking her grandma (nana) her name?"

We all just got up and left

by **stteezy** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:47 am

jonasmileynlt wrote:Nicki Minaj - Super Bass

Heard: You're like slicker than the guy with the dick on his eye
Actual: You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye

You joke!!!! All this time that's what I thought she said

by **luckyONE** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:55 am

Madonna - Love Song
Heard: Don't **** my mind
Actual: Don't fog my mind

P!nk - Sober
Heard: Why do I leave this party sober?
Actual: Why do I feel this party's over?

Adele - Rolling In The Deep
Heard: They say a fire's starting in my heart
Actual: There's a fire starting in my heart

Drake - Take Care (feat. Rihanna)
Heard: I'll take it obviously
Actual: I'll take care of you

Adele - Chasing Pavements
Heard: Or would it be waste, Stephen, if I knew my place?
Actual: Or would it be waste EVEN if I knew my place?

by **Serby** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 4:55 pm

luckyONE wrote:Drake - Take Care (feat. Rihanna)
Heard: I'll take it obviously
Actual: I'll take care of you

Tell me how is this possible? You were sleeping while listening to this song or what? :lol:

by **Serby** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 6:25 pm

Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5 featuring Christina Aguilera

Heard: You say I'm a gay, my ego is dead...
Actual: You say I'm a kid, my ego is big

:lol:

by **rihmonster** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:20 pm

Set Fire TO The Rain - Adele

Heard: I set fire to the rain, and pushed your ass into the flames

Actual Lyrics: I set fire to the rain,
And I threw us into the flames

:oops:

by **Serby** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:58 pm

Take Care - Drake and RiRi

heard: A life with no boundries
also heard later as: a life with no fuglies :lol:

actually : a life with no fun, please...

:oops:

by **JSparksFan** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:14 am

rihmonster wrote:Set Fire TO The Rain - Adele

Heard: I set fire to the rain, and pushed your ass into the flames

Actual Lyrics: I set fire to the rain,
And I threw us into the flames

*Dead*

by **Timmy94** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:38 pm

JSparksFan wrote:
rihmonster wrote:Set Fire TO The Rain - Adele

Heard: I set fire to the rain, and pushed your ass into the flames

Actual Lyrics: I set fire to the rain,
And I threw us into the flames

*Dead*

Like Adele would ever say something like this in a song :lol:

...

by **rihmonster** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:20 am

ludichris wrote:
taxi wrote:me too! who's Wendy by the way?
Wendy Williams. Some heffer who does interviews.

I always thought Mariah had a bad experience before she became famous when she went to a Wendy's job interivew :oops:

by **toni_pest** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:58 am

This was when I was like 9 and didn't understand half of the lyrics I heard:

Avril Lavigne - Complicated

REAL: Chill out, whatchu yellin' for?
HEARD: Who's now watching unicorns?

by **summer** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:05 am

Bruce Springsteen - Death To My Hometown

Real:
Whose crimes have gone unpunished now

Heard:
I'm Polish now

Of course you are, Bruce. I'm sure of it. 8-)

by **LotsOfLove** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:04 pm

Anastacia - Left Outside Alone

Real:
It's not okay , I don't feel save
I need to pray

What I understand :
It's not okay, I don't feel save
**** me to pray

:lol:

by **Serby** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:43 pm

by **summer** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:52 am

Moby - Lift me up

Real: Lift me up, lift me up
Higher now ama

Someone heard: Lesbian, lesbian? I am Obama

by **LotsOfLove** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:00 pm

And again

Marina & The Diamonds - Prima Donna

Real:
I know I've got a big ego
I really don't know why it's such a big deal though

What I heard :
I know I've got a big ego
I really don't know why it's such a big dildo

:oops:

by **pcdm3** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:16 pm

What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger) - Kelly Clarkson

Real: You think you got the best of me

Heard: Bitch you think you got the best of me

:lol:

I don't kow why :lol:

I thought the real one was "Bet you think..."