my MDNA review (after first complete listen)
For those old enough to remember there was a time beginning in the mid-90s and lasting until the end of the decade and a bit more that clubs in continental Europe were ruled by acts such as
Clock and
Corona who everybody loved to dance to but most people over 18 wouldn't want to be seen buying their stuff and superstars of the time wouldn't dare to make music sounding like that. It was simply considered too simplistic and fluffy. It was called eurodance (or eurotrash).
Then along comes
Lady Gaga at a time when America was sick of R&B and makes a career by releasing songs sounding like rejects of those same '90s acts. Well... Madonna was there in the '90s, probably danced to those same records too and the first half of the album is her take on eurodance. And she does it well (most of the time).
Gang Bang is just amazing,
Girl Gone Wild and
I'm Addicted just great but she also channels the worst of the '90s on the rather average
Turn Up The Radio and the god-awful
Superstar (which must be this album's
Spanish Lesson, probably she's gonna perform it on tour

) Elsewhere
I Don't Give A sounds like the best efforts of those same eurogroups to create something sounding like american R&B (and usually failing)
Unlike
Lady Gaga though,
Madonna was also present in the '80s. The second half of the album is Madonna doing the '80s music that she never did back in the day.
Some Girls sounds like an
LMFAO remix of a
Kim Wilde song,
I'm A Sinner is Madonna meets
Duran Duran meets
Eurythmics and the glorious
Love Spent begins with a 60s-type banjo but almost had me singing "Hands Up baby hands up give me your love give me give me your love" towards the end (clearly by far the best song of the whole set). On disc two the gorgeous
Beautiful Killer is another 80s-flavoured song (with a slight bit of touch of Madonna's own
Beautiful Stranger which is also influencing the first single
Give Me All Your Luvin' which say what you want still sounds great to my ears). Clearly Madonna's heart is more into these songs as her voice sounds far stronger on this half rather than the first
Elsewhere, Madonna creates a gorgeouuus ballad with
Masterpiece, sounds as a 90s Irish eurovision entry with the rather good closer of disc one
Falling Free and updates
Music's
Nobody's Perfect on the rather wonderful
I F*cked Up. It is hard to see why that song along with BK ended up on disc two and
Superstar on disc 1 (although
Best Friend and
B-Day Song definitely sound like fillers even on disc 2).
As a conclusion the reason why this is
Madonna's longest record ever is probably that this is the music that Madonna can do in her sleep without any effort at all. It's Madonna doing the music of the 80s and the 90s that she never did back then. And it works wonders. Clearly Madonna's best album since her
William Orbit/Mirwais trilogy and a return back to form for the queen.
9/10