Misheard Lyrics

[abi]

Lady Gaga in the bridge of "Just Dance". I don't know what she says but it sounds like she says "blah blah blah Gwen Stefani" or something.

[Serby]

Moby - Lift me up

Real: Lift me up, lift me up
Higher now ama

Someone heard: Lesbian, lesbian? I am Obama

judging by comments on YT, you're not alone! it sounds like that little bit though

[Serby]

And again

Marina & The Diamonds - Prima Donna

Real:
I know I've got a big ego
I really don't know why it's such a big deal though

What I heard :
I know I've got a big ego
I really don't know why it's such a big dildo

OMG I was like "let's check that song again and listen to lyrics" and I came back to ukmix while listening to it..and suddenly I heard dildo

[luckyONE]

Bruce Springsteen - Born In The USA

heard:
Born down in a dead nice town

actual:
Born down in a dead man's town

[LotsOfLove]

And again

Marina & The Diamonds - Prima Donna

Real:
I know I've got a big ego
I really don't know why it's such a big deal though

What I heard :
I know I've got a big ego
I really don't know why it's such a big dildo

OMG I was like "let's check that song again and listen to lyrics" and I came back to ukmix while listening to it..and suddenly I heard dildo

Now I always hear dildo My imagination is way too big

[luckyONE]

I have always thought Amy MacDonald refers to Madonna in her song "Footballer's Wife", but seems like I was wrong.

Heard:
And the girl from Detroit
yes the one we all know
she thinks she's some kinda star, yes she knows who you are
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Actual:
And the girl from that show
yes the one we all know
she thinks she's some kinda star, yes you know who you are.
I don't think so. I don't think so.

[musiclover2174]

I suddenly remember this one:

Bruno Mars - It Will Rain

Actual:

If you ever leave me baby, leave some morphine at my door.

Heard:

If you ever leave me baby, leave some muffin on the floor.

Edited Thanks to JimJim.

[JimJim]

^ It's actually 'at my door' isn't it?

[LotsOfLove]

Madonna - Best Friend

Original
?

What I hear :
You have a way, of seeing through my balls

[ANH]

This has probably been said but i'm too lazy to check..

Madonna - Like A Virgin

Heard: Like a Virgin, touched for the 31st time
Actual: Like a Virgin, touched for the very 1st time

31st time?

LMAO yeah it's so wrong but hilarious at the same time

I still find this hilarious.

[summer]

Shakira

Real: Waka Waka

I hear: Vodka! Vodka!

[Serby]

Shakira

Real: Waka Waka

I hear: Vodka! Vodka!

How Russian is that

[musiclover2174]

^ It's actually 'at my door' isn't it?

My bad.

[UKMusicLova]

My friend just text me saying to listen to Joss Stone 'Super Duper Love' and skip to about 2:40

It sounds like she says...wait for it...

"Play it for me little Bieber"


Joss Stone predicted that Bieber would takeover the world!!!

It really ssays "Play it for my little beaver" (which is just naaaastyyy)

[Virgostar]

^ I thought it was "play it for me little beaver". It does sound a little wrong though.

Just discovered this one from Maroon 5's Moves Like Jagger:

REAL: I put on a show, now I make it
HEARD: I put on a show, now I'm naked

[JimJim]

It's really not 'now I'm naked'?!

[Virgostar]

Yep. Looked up a couple of lyric sites to confirm what I'd seen in a lyrics video and yeah, I was wrong.

[lemsey]

I heard Sexyback on the radio yesterday. All these years I've been singing "Go Herby, go!" instead of "Go 'head be gone with it"

[Rihab95]

It's really not 'now I'm naked'?!

He clearly says that, no?

[PosziMC2]

Mary J. Blige's Dont Mind

Heard: and that's why i don't mind saying i love you and that's why i don't mind saying i love you

Actual: Crispy chicken, fresh lettuce, three cheeses, ranch dressing wrapped up in a tasty, flour tortilla

[Serby]

Mary J. Blige's Dont Mind

Heard: and that's why i don't mind saying i love you and that's why i don't mind saying i love you

Actual: Crispy chicken, fresh lettuce, three cheeses, ranch dressing wrapped up in a tasty, flour tortilla

I swear that THIS always come on my mind when I see someone mentioning MJB commercial

[JimJim]

Mary J. Blige's Dont Mind

Heard: and that's why i don't mind saying i love you and that's why i don't mind saying i love you

Actual: Crispy chicken, fresh lettuce, three cheeses, ranch dressing wrapped up in a tasty, flour tortilla

[Merci]

[Virgostar]

Mary J. Blige's Dont Mind

Heard: and that's why i don't mind saying i love you and that's why i don't mind saying i love you

Actual: Crispy chicken, fresh lettuce, three cheeses, ranch dressing wrapped up in a tasty, flour tortilla

[luckyONE]

Adele - Hometown Glory

Heard: Run my hometown, memories so fresh
Run my hometown, ooh the people and me yeah...

Actual: Round my hometown, memories are fresh
Round my hometown, ooh the people, I've met.