Last Thing 2 Make U Laugh [READ FIRST POST or DONT POST]

by **ollie44** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 11:21 pm

I was just watching some programme on BBC1, called Out-take TV I think, with nasty ginge as the host. Anyway, I think they were showing clips of that awful sitcom Mad About Alice with Jamie Theakston and Amanda Holden.

Amanda Holden was saying her lines then stopped cos she thought she got it wrong but she hadn't and the whole scene was messed up and she said something like 'I smell Baftas' :lol:

You kinda had to be there :oops:

The outtakes of Little Britain were hilarious too - Matthew Lycas cannot keep a straight face, particularly in the Andy and Lou sketches :lol:

by **Skelofect** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 11:30 pm

Dazzle wrote:Ok. So me and my friend Rachel have a list of people we're planning to kill, and Santa is top of it - so she just said:

"I'm gonna put my fire on, so when he comes down my chimney, he'll burn"

I've been in hysterics at that for 10 minutes!

Brilliant.

I love Santa.

by **ManicFan2k** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:56 pm

http://www.mrandmrswheatley.co.uk/cunningstunt.html

by **Skelofect** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:26 pm

Oh, I've been luaghing for 5 minutes at a convo I had with Martin.

Special David Sing to me another love song. says:
i dont think i am, i always been really ugly to be honest

Martin : I am the sun and the air says:
nobody thinks they're gorgeous though

Martin : I am the sun and the air says:
apart from Christina Aguilera

:lol:

Give that guy a medal, I nearly fell off my seat.

by **crazyman324** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 10:05 pm

Took me about 5 minutes to understand Martins comment...I'm so slow.
I s'pose the last thing that made me laugh was an Britney interview Cd from Daz.
She so scabby it's great :lol:

by **k3joker** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 10:38 pm

That fat kid yawning behind George Bush..how could I have missed that all year?

by **Dazzle** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:14 pm

crazyman324 wrote:Took me about 5 minutes to understand Martins comment...I'm so slow.
I s'pose the last thing that made me laugh was an Britney interview Cd from Daz.
She so scabby it's great

You do realise you need to interview her now and record it!

(Don't tell people its just a CD - that will spoil the tricks of the trade)

by **Twixy** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:26 pm

Last night when I was playing Mousetrap ( :oops:

) all the pieces had broke, so me and my friend decided to try and fix them.
We ended up melting most of them, and nearly setting the sofa on fire.
It was absolutley hilarious though! :lol:

by **lars** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:26 am

I am painfully aware that this is no laughing matter... but I just can't help myself!

From http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 144467.stm

The only airport in Aceh province was closed early on Tuesday after an aid plane hit a cow on the runway.

by **Twixy** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:48 am

That is soooo wrong! :lol:

by **PippaParanoia** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:55 pm

Surely more damage would have been done to the cow than the plane?!

by **crazyman324** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:10 pm

From a Christina website
"Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera have announced that they are joining forces to bring "cosmetic healing" to the victims of one of the planet's biggest natural disasters.
The trio have announced the formation of "Cosmetics Over Troubled Waters" to raise funds to bring makeup - and makeovers - to that of the women of Southeast Asia"

:lol:

Just what they want :roll:

by **Dazzle** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:20 pm

In a day where I haven't smiled much, James had me in hysterics!

It's something to do with what he posted about but his own interpretation of it!
I'm not posting it though incase anyone has a go... but I laughed! :lol:

by **crazyman324** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:12 pm

So many things in the last half hour.
A few more words like Toboggan, and flaaaaaan :lol:

Oh well I was entertained :lol:

by **crazyman324** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 6:28 pm

Well when I say laugh I also mean shat myself scared.

This stupid Bagpuss toy that also has a little singing mouse, singing something about sticking something with glue glue glue etc.
I was convinced it didn't sing. Well guess what falls in the middle of the night? That's right that flaming mouse, I was like "Aaaaaarhg a ghost!!". Bloody bagpuss :roll:

by **Skelofect** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 12:49 am

I was visiting my Grandfather in hospital with my Grandmother today and we were sitting chatting etc.
My Gran kept mentioning the doctors name and it kept making me laugh because it was....Doctor Jones. :lol:

Then she started impersonating a Philapino nurse "Oh it is lovely back home, the bitches (beaches) are lovely" in the most unlikely accent. My Gran is hilarious.

by **Dazzle** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 11:07 pm

This wasn't the last thing... but my mum cracked me up yesterday!

I'm watching CD:UK and she's in the room. She sees the top 10 and when they announce Elvis was number one, she said:
"He should die" :lol:

My mum cracks me up!

by **ollie44** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 11:15 pm

Does she say that to many people

by **Dazzle** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 11:22 pm

Only the ones who ahve been dead for a few decades!

by **PippaParanoia** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 4:27 pm

I got stuck in a lift yesterday and had to be rescued by firemen.

That gave me a few giggles.

by **crazyman324** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 8:54 pm

PippaParanoia wrote:I got stuck in a lift yesterday and had to be rescued by firemen.

That gave me a few giggles.

Aww bless her cotton socks!
*pats head*

by **PippaParanoia** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 9:55 pm

It was scary at the time, but to look back on how we were finding a plastic bag to wee into if we got too desperate, and when my friend looked round and thought "these are the people I'm going to die with..." is quite funny.

by **crazyman324** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:01 pm

Lovely

I must admit, it would be my worst nightmare to be stuck in a lift! Id end up going crazy, and sing some Britney to calm me nerves!

by **Dazzle** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:40 pm

Ok. So... me and Jase are walking around Soho... then we spot someone getting out this really nice car!
"That looks like Dale Winton" I thought.
Then I realised it is Dale Winton, and started cracking up! :oops:

I was laughing cos me and David had this long chat on the phone the other day taking the piss out of him!
Me and Jase spent the next hour doing our Lorraine Kelly impressions "Dale, we all knoooooow" :lol:

by **ricky** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:42 pm