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Postby musiclover2174 » Fri May 04, 2012 6:50 pm

Virgostar wrote:
PosziMC2 wrote:Mary J. Blige's Dont Mind

Heard: and that's why i don't mind saying i love you and that's why i don't mind saying i love you

Actual: Crispy chicken, fresh lettuce, three cheeses, ranch dressing wrapped up in a tasty, flour tortilla
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Postby summer » Fri May 04, 2012 7:22 pm

musiclover2174 wrote:
Virgostar wrote:
PosziMC2 wrote:Mary J. Blige's Dont Mind

Heard: and that's why i don't mind saying i love you and that's why i don't mind saying i love you

Actual: Crispy chicken, fresh lettuce, three cheeses, ranch dressing wrapped up in a tasty, flour tortilla
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby YesMC » Fri May 04, 2012 7:26 pm

Mariah Carey - Up out my face

Actual: Up out my face boy! up out my face boy!

My friend heard: Obama pays for! Obama pays for!

:lol:
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Postby luckyONE » Wed May 09, 2012 1:33 pm

Born This Way

heard: Subway can't rejoice your choice
actual: Subway kid, rejoice of truth
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Postby summer » Wed May 09, 2012 1:35 pm

YesMC wrote:Mariah Carey - Up out my face

Actual: Up out my face boy! up out my face boy!

My friend heard: Obama pays for! Obama pays for!

:lol:
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Postby LotsOfLove » Sat May 12, 2012 6:35 pm

Marina & The Diamonds - Valley of the dolls

Original :
Got a hole inside of me, living with identities

Misheard :
Got a hole inside of me, living with dental teeth

:lol: :oops:

I don't know why , and it doesn't make sense anway but I keep singing it like that :lol:
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Postby grooveboy » Sat May 12, 2012 8:37 pm

Kylie - Put Yourself In My Place

Actual: You know something will come around
You're gonna put yourself in my place

Heard: You gonna suck it, then come around
You're gonna put yourself in my place

:oops: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby RockTheBoat » Tue May 15, 2012 6:51 am

When Adele's 'Chasing Pavements' was out and all the radios were playing it, I used to think it was called 'Chasing Payments' :lol:
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Postby MrRager » Tue May 15, 2012 7:12 am

Nelly Furtado - Big Hoops

"I thought I told you I was fly"

"I Tat I Toad you I was Flah"
Got a bottle of whatever but "Let's Get In This Truck" wtf
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Postby preyan » Fri May 18, 2012 11:09 am

RockTheBoat wrote:When Adele's 'Chasing Pavements' was out and all the radios were playing it, I used to think it was called 'Chasing Payments' :lol:
:lol:
Entrepreneur 101: Chase Thy Payments from Debtors :lol:
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Postby alxx » Tue May 22, 2012 11:09 pm

preyan wrote:
RockTheBoat wrote:When Adele's 'Chasing Pavements' was out and all the radios were playing it, I used to think it was called 'Chasing Payments' :lol:
:lol:
Entrepreneur 101: Chase Thy Payments from Debtors :lol:
Actually brilliant :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Timmy94 » Sat May 26, 2012 2:02 pm

It's not about lyrics I misheard but ones that I don't get:
It's about LoveRance's Up!
It says "I beat the pussy up"... Is it about the "pussy" we know and if yes, in which way is it meant to beat it up?

I know this song contains strong vocab, but I don't get its message somehow...
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Postby alxx » Sat May 26, 2012 2:04 pm

Pound the vagina hard would be the main interpretation I think you'll find :lol:
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Postby MrRager » Sat May 26, 2012 2:17 pm

Timmy94 wrote:It's not about lyrics I misheard but ones that I don't get:
It's about LoveRance's Up!
It says "I beat the pussy up"... Is it about the "pussy" we know and if yes, in which way is it meant to beat it up?

I know this song contains strong vocab, but I don't get its message somehow...
http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?te ... %20it%20up
Got a bottle of whatever but "Let's Get In This Truck" wtf
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Postby Timmy94 » Sat May 26, 2012 2:21 pm

Link doesn't work :roll: ...
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Postby Serby » Sat May 26, 2012 4:15 pm

Timmy94 wrote:Link doesn't work :roll: ...
It works for me :-?
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Postby DaBoi » Sun May 27, 2012 9:56 pm

'As if by magic' by La Roux

Real lyrics :
But in this smokey universe my mind keeps playing tricks

What I heard:
But in this smokey universe my monkey's playing tricks
Channel Orange Ray Of Light Electra Heart Back To Black
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Postby Serby » Sun May 27, 2012 11:26 pm

DaBoi wrote:'As if by magic' by La Roux

Real lyrics :
But in this smokey universe my mind keeps playing tricks

What I heard:
But in this smokey universe my monkey's playing tricks
You're back? :o
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Postby DaBoi » Mon May 28, 2012 8:50 am

As if by magic :lol:
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Postby samra » Mon May 28, 2012 12:12 pm

I know this lyric is often misheard but I thought my lyrics were right for AGES.

Britney Spears, 'Piece of Me'

Real Lyrics: "I'm Mrs. Extra extra this just in"

My Version: "I'm Mrs. Extra thextra official thing"

I thought she was talking about Extra gum and it was a reference to her love of chewing gum or something. :lol:
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Postby JimJim » Tue May 29, 2012 12:21 am

I had the line wrong originally too, I also thought it was "Oh my God! That Britney, Seamus!" :lol:
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Postby toni_pest » Wed May 30, 2012 11:27 pm

I just realized that Shardz is not talking about arm pits in Oh Boy :o :o

Real: get outta here from my army clips
Heard: get outta here before my arm(y) pits
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Postby Rihab95 » Sat Jun 23, 2012 2:56 pm

Rihanna's S&M at 0:39:

'Now the pain is my pleasure..'

-> 'Will deinen Penis zerfleischen' = Want to mangle your penis
Shake it break it make it BOUNCE!
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Postby Timmy94 » Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:43 pm

OMG, Rihab :o :o :o ! That sounds painful :lol: ...

Another one:
Demi Lovato - Give Your Heart A Break

She sings: Like you might make a mistake
I hear: Like you my nigg*r my day

Demi Lovato is a homie of Kanye West and Jay-Z :lol: !
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Postby swiftie13 » Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:05 pm

Madonna's Express Yourself:

"Make you feel like a queen on a throne" is what it is

I heard "Make you feel like the queen of the prom" I was like what is this childish mess? LOL. good think I heard wrong
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