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Postby LostAvenger » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:24 pm

Grybop wrote:
was heard by my beautiful ears as:

Being with you is up in my ass :-?
George, were you secretly imagining they had d*ldos? :lol:
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Postby Skelofect » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:25 pm

The classic line as said by Patsy Stone “Is that dog here that sticks its nose up your crotch?”

2 days ago that classic line was for Knightrider which recorded and distributed to a Mr Thriller as he wanted to hear my accent. :lol:

I have no interest in sex with animals; especially not dogs but doggy style is a different story. :oops:
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Postby LostAvenger » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:26 pm

Skelofect wrote:but doggy style is a different story. :oops:
I can't tell, are you bisexual? :o
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Postby Skelofect » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:29 pm

You don’t have to be bisexual to participate in doggy style Hector!

Not that I’d know anything about that.
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Postby LostAvenger » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:30 pm

Skelofect wrote:You don’t have to be bisexual to participate in doggy style Hector!
Not like that... the way you rave over Karl & a few other guys makes me think you're part gay. :wink:
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Postby Skelofect » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:34 pm

Have you seen Karl, though! :lol:

According to him we have the same forehead – ohh so at least I’m foreheadly gorgeous.

Don’t worry everyone thinks I’m a friend of t.A.T.u…but only I know the truth. :wink:
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Postby LostAvenger » Fri Jun 25, 2004 2:50 pm

Meaning Karl gets you more gay than straight? :o :lol:
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Postby ManicFan2k » Fri Jun 25, 2004 2:51 pm

Weird Al - Ebay

Junk keeps arriving in the mail, from that worldwide garage sale

Junk keys are hiding the mail, from that world hiker Rod Sail :oops: :oops:
He's finally made a come back. I'm now offically a semi-professional comedian. http://forums.chortle.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=35879.
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Postby danlucky16 » Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:15 pm

I only recently found out the correct choruses of two songs ....

the first being Christina Milian...

Dans' Version - Pop Pop Pop That Fanny

Christina Milians' Version - Pop Pop Pop That Thang

and Britney Spears 'Toxic' ...

Dans Version - Your Toxic 'Gunge' slipping under

Britney Spears' Version - Your Toxic I'm slipping under

.. But I still think my versions are better!
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Postby Thriller » Fri Jun 25, 2004 4:08 pm

Skelofect wrote:*Regrets sending that file* :sad:
Aw sorry, it's beauuuuutiful, you're a beauuuuutiful Corr :wink:

Skelo loves ALL styles, he's really dirty.
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Postby LostAvenger » Fri Jun 25, 2004 4:15 pm

Thriller wrote:
Skelofect wrote:*Regrets sending that file* :sad:
Aw sorry, it's beauuuuutiful, you're a beauuuuutiful Corr :wink:

Skelo loves ALL styles, he's really dirty.
Christina Aguilera & The Corrs - weird mix! :o

Dirrty Sunshine you are, Michael! :o
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Postby Thriller » Fri Jun 25, 2004 8:17 pm

What Can I Do To Make Skelo Hold Me Down?
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Postby Thriller » Fri Jun 25, 2004 8:19 pm

Come On Over And Rub My Dirrty Genie.
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Postby LostAvenger » Fri Jun 25, 2004 8:29 pm

Thriller wrote:What Can I Do To Make Skelo Hold Me Down?
:o

Look who's making the innuendo now. :lol:

Runaway In A Bottle
What A Girl Wants Is A Radio
Irresistable Marmalade :o
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Postby Thriller » Fri Jun 25, 2004 8:32 pm

Dirrty, Beautiful, Breathless Lady 8-)
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Postby LostAvenger » Fri Jun 25, 2004 8:35 pm

Do you consider Christina more fit than all the Corr girls combined? :o

I think Andrea is more naturally beautiful than X-tina. ;)
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Postby Thriller » Fri Jun 25, 2004 8:39 pm

I'll rate them...

Andrea
Christina
Sharon
Caroline

Jim :wink:
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Postby LostAvenger » Fri Jun 25, 2004 8:44 pm

Thriller wrote:
Jim :wink:
That winky smiley probably represents that he doesn't look that bad and that you'd have him only if you're drunk or will get paid. :lol:

And if Jim wasn't there, The Corrs would be one of my favorite girl groups. :cry: Damn the sibling act! :x
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Postby Thriller » Fri Jun 25, 2004 8:56 pm

The wink smilies suggests that Jim is a man thus is only there as a joke! :P
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Postby Skelofect » Fri Jun 25, 2004 10:09 pm

Haha I do love it when people talk about me when I'm not here. :P

I don't know why Karl gets me more gay but you're probably right...still he's the best! :lol:

And at least he actually thinks I'm good looking. **Loner** :cry:

Anyway Thriller, you want me to hold you down just steal my wallet. :o
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Postby Flea » Fri Jun 25, 2004 10:32 pm

Hmmmm, going back to misheard lyrics...

Junior Jack - Stupidisco

I thought they lyrics were "Baby make your move, step across the line, touch me one more time, come on dare me".

Apparently instead of "step acorss the line", it is "step up from the line", I refuse to believe this, but apparently it is...

Any help? :-?
Don't explain yourself 'cos talk is cheap,
There's more important things than hearing you speak.
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Postby Thriller » Fri Jun 25, 2004 11:39 pm

Skelofect wrote:And at least he actually thinks I'm good looking. **Loner** :cry:
Be thankful you don't look like Matt from Busted after all, did you see his bowlhead on TOTP tonight? :o
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Postby Skelofect » Fri Jun 25, 2004 11:57 pm

Funny enough I was watching that while on the phone to Karl...we both decided Charlie looked tops. :oops:
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Postby Virgostar » Sat Jun 26, 2004 5:10 am

Oh lord, what have I done? I've almost sent this thread down the gurgler :lol:

To defend myself here, lemme just say:

(a) I've never worn a miniskirt in my life cos quite frankly, I don't have the legs nor the body shape to carry it off....so you're right about the whole jeans thing Skelo...

(b) I've never actually flashed anyone any part of my body, cos I'm not actually that silly enough (or that game enough) to do it....

(c) I am still a good little girl, but every now and then I do have a wacky moment or two...and that's what makes me normal (cept for the whole getting my boobs out, that's not me at all :lol: )

*feels like Shane Warne after a phone text scandal*
*puts good little moderator cap back on*
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Postby Grybop » Sat Jun 26, 2004 9:04 am

Flea wrote:
Apparently instead of "step acorss the line", it is "step up from the line", I refuse to believe this, but apparently it is...

I still hear "across the line"... :-?
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