Harry Hill's TV Burp

by **dan888** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:36 am

Oh- and here's the now legendary "Burger Barry" clip from a few series ago..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtMp5yJQIuw

:lol:

by **VelvetFire** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:17 pm

lol Great Clip :lol:

I'm so glad this back!

by **Skelofect** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:42 pm

I loved last weeks! :lol:

Jade: (crying) My Mums not ready, she doesnt have shoes on. How can you send her out, she wasn't ready.

View of Jackiey leaving the house barefoot through the back door...walking on hot coals, walking on crushed glass and into a pair of welly boots with L and R marked. :lol:

Tonight's was hilarious.

"Statue race on Emmerdale" :lol:

Eastenders! "Is it just me or is Phil Mitchell deflating"

"Joe resuses to listen to one of Dots recipes"
Dot: Pauline's brain drowned in her own blood!

Mr Blobby trashing Paulines kitchen was hysterical. Couldn't stop laughing.

by **child_destinys** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:00 am

Just watched this on ITV2, was hilarious.

Loved the nature programme on five: It's the most enchanting...fluffy thing :lol:

by **Thriller** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:18 pm

Skelofect wrote:Eastenders! "Is it just me or is Phil Mitchell deflating"

"Joe resuses to listen to one of Dots recipes"
Dot: Pauline's brain drowned in her own blood!

Oh I loved those bits :lol:

Also last week, Ken Barlow as a ventriloquist's dummy :lol:

by **cidermaster** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:21 pm

DAM DAM DAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have not seen any of the new series,which is a total disgrace,too much time in the Pub,i am afraid to admit.

But i will see it this saturday,i dam well will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers Cidermaster

by **dan888** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:35 pm

cidermaster wrote:DAM DAM DAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have not seen any of the new series,which is a total disgrace,too much time in the Pub,i am afraid to admit.

But i will see it this saturday,i dam well will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers Cidermaster

Saturday's episode is repeated at 12.20am tonight I think Mr. Cidermaster.

by **cidermaster** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:41 pm

Thank you VERY VERY much for informing me of such good news,now my chicken pie will taste even nicer,thank you!!!!!!!!!!! Yes thank you dan888.

Now to find a spare tape.............

Cheers Cidermaster

by **Skelofect** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:46 pm

Emmerdale!!!!

"This is just to say sorry for last night"
She gives him the picture wrapped up.
He opens it.
Huge writing: "Sorry For Last Night"

:lol:

The 70's thing was good too, very funny.

by **Thriller** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:35 pm

"Do you like it, crispy?" :lol:

The 70s thing was clever yes.

by **discokandi** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:44 pm

The man's a legend!

by **cidermaster** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:32 pm

Hows things discokandi,been a while since our swords crossed!!!!!

Cheers Cidermaster

by **discokandi** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:05 pm

Alreet! Had a bit of bother with me tonsils n that so haven't been around much. Just as well Harry Hill is keepin me entertained as av took ill!

by **Skelofect** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:30 pm

"I think the alphabet spaghetti is spelling out something"
(Looks at plate)
GROW UP

:lol:

Also loved Carly smashing up the place and Eastenders Carry On.

by **oasisbobo** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:08 pm

Harry Hill's TV Burp one world AMAZING one of the best shows on TV it always makes me laught

by **cidermaster** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 2:20 pm

And i keep MISSING it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am a complete fool,like oasisbobo says a total class show,and i keep missing it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a sad stupid arsehole i am!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers Cidermaster

by **ManicFan2k** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:01 pm

Ok, so I am a grumpy old gig who does still think this show has run its course and this 6th series is now into 'milking it' terrory. However, even so I will still keep watching because will still find a rock solid 'LOL' moment couple of times a series. Found the 1st last night

Jumps in freezing ice water pool "right first thing I need to do is try and".... "Get Out! :lol:

"I can feel my legs going numb and I really need to get some control".... "and just get out!" :lol:

by **cidermaster** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:06 pm

He was very good on Comic Relief!!!

Cheers Cidermaster

by **Skelofect** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:10 pm

That bit was so unfunny.

I watched that actual programme and the guy was showing people what to do if you fall into and icy river.

The point was when you fall in you go into shock causing you to gasp and your body goes into shock - thats when you go under and drown - he was telling survival and there was nothing even stupid about what he was doing. As someone who was scared oc icy water I thought he was legendary for doing it. Love Harry but the joke was just lame.

He also stripped as his clothes were soaked in ice water and he needed to dry them by the fire....yeah - shouldn't do that. :roll:

by **SpookyElectric** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:24 pm

Skelofect wrote::roll: That bit was so unfunny.

I watched that actual programme and the guy was showing people what to do if you fall into and icy river.

The point was when you fall in you go into shock causing you to gasp and your body goes into shock - thats when you go under and drown - he was telling survival and there was nothing even stupid about what he was doing. As someone who was scared oc icy water I thought he was legendary for doing it. Love Harry but the joke was just lame.

He also stripped as his clothes were soaked in ice water and he needed to dry them by the fire....yeah - shouldn't do that.

I always thought comedy shows were for people with a sense of humour, oh well!

by **Skelofect** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:38 pm

Yeah and read this topic and you'll see what I laugh at? Which is most of it. :roll:

The point was that guy was showing how to cope in a condition and Harry just sat there saying get out - he wasn't demonstrating how to get out of the water he was showing what to do IN the water.

It was a lame joke.

by **Thriller** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:59 pm

I laugh less and less at this every week... it's become less about being observant and more about making fun which just isn't as funny.

by **Skelofect** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:03 pm

Thriller wrote:I laugh less and less at this every week... it's become less about being observant and more about making fun which just isn't as funny.

Exactly. When it's observant it's laugh out loud funny but when it isn't it's a bit lame.

by **child_destinys** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:18 pm

I saw this on ITV2, but I'm not sure what week it was originally aired. It had Pearl from Emmerdale taking forever to answer the door for Edna...love it :lol:

But yeah, I do remember thinking the rest was a bit weak too.

by **Skelofect** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:00 pm

Today's was just worse...his attack on Bear Grylls again was lamer than ever.

It's like he's explaining why he's found a turtle.
"This is a turtle"
Cut to Harry
"You dont say!"

When really he was saying "This is a turtle that is safe enough for you to eat"

I mean that's just like cutting through any sentance and it wont make sense? I get the feeling certain programmes wont allow their shows to be featured on it or ITV wont buy some of the rights.