Weeeeeed On Pot's UKMIX debut

by **cidermaster** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:41 pm

Hot news just in,a Benefit concert for Sense Of Humours is to be held on UKMIX soon!!!!!!!!!!

More details tomorrow morning.

Cheers Cidermaster

by **cidermaster** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:46 am

Yes more news in on the up and coming Good Sense Of Humour Benefit Concert.................

Muse,Ian Brown,Graham Coxon,The Good,the bad The Queen,Chemical Brothers,Beck and the Manic Street Preachers have all agreed to join some of the very BEST UKMIX talent.

space75,dan888,ryan_9048,jszmiles,Yoshimo,thelazyboy,revolta,gaz_uk,chris975,irishguy28,jimmmm,Blondini,LadyT,oasisbobo have all so far been penciled in,and have all agreed to give their fees to CHARITY!!!!!!!!

space75's amazing band UKMIX SIX of course will play,and jszmiles has offered to give half the profits of his best selling DVD torwards Good Sense Of Humours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers and many thanks Cidermaster

By the way as a thank you,enod the penod knows who does the Noethern Lights,its Misty Bisty!!!!!!

And we can use the Northern Lights on the stage of this remarkable gig!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **irishguy28** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:02 am

Hey cidey,
any chance you can get Andrea Corr on board? I wanna do a duet with her

Website · by **gaz_uk** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:08 am

I didn't agree to anything about giving my fees to charity. :evil:

by **ryan_9048** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:18 am

Norah and I will do a duet after irishguy!!!!!!!!!

by **jszmiles** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:31 am

wooo

Me Pixie want Paris Hilton to sing Stars Are Blind with her :oops:

by **space75** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:49 pm

i m definitely in :wink:

by **cidermaster** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:11 pm

fANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!! RESPONSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Wizard who travels through time has arranged for all your chosen guests and duets to be at the concert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Afterall you only need three things to be at this concert,a fantastic sense of humour,know how to be friendly and know love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers to all my great friends on UKMIX,YOU ARE SO VERY VERY COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers Cidermaster

by **cidermaster** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:53 pm

Some very HOT,infact White Hot news just in,thelazyboy's "Arse Bollocks Shit piss f*ck twat crap buggeration" is all set to storm to number one on its debut,dan888 was the first to see the true potential of this sensational release,it is outselling its nearest rivals by 3 to one.

Over 126,000 copies have so far been snapped up!!!!!!!!!!!!! No wonder U2 decided against releasing their single this week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And another amazing video that goes with thelazyboy's single,and who is that amazing blonde in it,amd what is she wearing,if she is wearing anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers Cidermaster

by **ryan_9048** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:50 am

jszmiles wrote:wooo Me Pixie want Paris Hilton to sing Stars Are Blind with her

I was the one who screamed "WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!" after that performance, Kuba! Really great performance, not your singing, I mean. I mean Paris' boob slip. :lol:

by **irishguy28** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:15 am

Do you believe in Pixies?

Are these your pixies, Cidey? This album/DVD is on today's new release list for the UK (human parts of the UK anyway)

by **cidermaster** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:21 am

Cheers irishguy28 you have made my Monday morning shine which is saying something!!!!!!!!!

When Enod The Penod sees this he will be tickled pink,by the way that crazy insane new single by thelazyboy has now sold over 150,000 copies!!!!!!!

Oh your single irishguy28 is all set to stay in the top10,it has been critically acclaimed in Pixie Land!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers Cidermaster

by **cidermaster** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:21 am

Well here is the new top 30 of the Weeeeeed On Pot singles chart!!!!!!!!!!

1 Arse Bollocks Shit piss f*ck twat crap buggeratin

by thelazyboy.

2 Make Me Smile Steve Harley&Cockney Rebel
3 Raining Naked Men Star
4 Chocolate Sauce space75
5 See Emily Play Pink Floyd
6 Techno Boobs dan888
7 This Is Not A... PIL
8 Dance Dance ryan_9048
9 Party On Irishguy28
10Bring On The... Echo And The Bunnymen
11Christine Siouxsie And The Banchhees
12Special Brew Bad Manners
13National Exp Divine Comedy
14Breakout Foofighters
15Buddy Holly Weezer
16The Secret...... BIS
17Mixed Bus... BECK
18Euro Disco BIS
19A Little Time Beautifull South
20In A Big....... Big Country
21Venus As A Boy Bjork
22Super Pot jszmiles
23Heat Seeker ACDC
24Throwing Cider BanZai
25Devils Haircut BECK
26Silver Mach Hawkwind
27Big Ass Yoshimo
28Oh Shut Up jszmiles
29Die Young Black Sabbath
30Strippers Party oasisbobo

What a chart and thelazyboy has the biggest seller on this chart EVER,268,799 copies!!!!!!!!!

One of my all time favourite songs Make Me Smile by Steve Harley And Cockney Rebel was beaten by thelazyboy!!!!!!!!!!! That sold 187,136 copies,which would normally easily top the chart,so DAM you thelazyboy,but hey what a song and what a video!!!!!!!

Give us your views on established human acts like Divine Comedy,Beck,Bjork,Bis,Weezer,Pil,Beautifull South etc,tell us what you think of those!!!!!!

Hey PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE ALL HEARD Make Me Smile by Steve Harley And Cockney Rebel,because if you have not,theres something missing in your music life!!!!!

Cheers Cidermaster

by **irishguy28** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:44 am

Congrats to thelazyboy who can now retire on the royalties from his hit single.

Do the pixïes prefer the "Clean Radio Edit" or the "Original Uncensored Version", Cidey? I guess the latter...

I thought Björk would be higher, seeing as she's half pixie already. Fave Björk track at the moment: "Big Time Sensuality". Though the "Springs Eternal Mix" of "One Day" by the Sabres of Paradise is in fact the best 10 minutes of Björk you can ever hear.

And yes, I know the Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel track...it got a re-release in the 90s, I'm sure. Nevertheless, it was always a staple on shows like "Ireland's Biggest Jukebox" on 2FM when I used to listen in as a nipper

by **irishguy28** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:52 am

Actually, it's had quite a chart life in the UK (figures courtesy of Polyhex):

Year - Peak - Weeks on Chart
1975 - 01 - 9
1992 - 46 - 2
1996 - 33 - 3
2005 - 55 - 1
2006 - 67 - 1

Erasure even did a cover version!

2003 - 14 - 3

by **jszmiles** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:10 pm

poor me Im going doooown... Anyway great to see BIS on the chart - Euro Disco is ACE!!!

by **matthew_dixon** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:38 pm

"National Express" is too low

Wooooooooooooo for your inclusion of it anyway.

by **space75** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:43 pm

bis r back with 2 songs in the chart...the secret vampire society r gonna download zillions just to see them top the chart!

btw , do u know the duran duran version od come up n see me?

by **cidermaster** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:15 pm

Well some good news Matthew National Express is picking up sales and looks set to edge well into the top 10,21,456 sold today.

Eurodisco is favourite to hit the top spot,37810 copies so far shifted,Weeeeeed On Pot is doing specials on Divine Comedy and Bis next week,both 6 page specials.

Oh MTV still totally refuse to play thelazyboy's video,they are just wimps!!!!!!!!

Cheers Cidermaster

by **space75** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:22 pm

oasisbobo will release his new single "hello i m back again"

by **Star** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:57 pm

cidermaster wrote:1 Arse Bollocks Shit piss f*ck twat crap buggeratin by thelazyboy.
2 Make Me Smile Steve Harley&Cockney Rebel
3 Raining Naked Men Star
4 Chocolate Sauce space75
5 See Emily Play Pink Floyd

Wow, how many copies did I shift? I didn't expect to do so well with my first single. Hope you all enjoy the video, especially the Holly-Valance-Naked-Thingy bit :wink:

And that kiss I blow at the end is just for you master cider :muah:

by **cidermaster** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:29 am

Cheers Star,yes that video is ever so naughty,but done so very well,and what a suprize,it has been banned by MTV,rumours that channel 5 in the UK may show it,after Midnight,with a massive warning!!!!!!!

Oh your single sold 125,489 copies last week,and looks set to stay in the top 5 this week,there is one hell of a battle for top spot next week!!!!!

Oh irishguy28 is spot on Bjork's singles are starting to sell very well too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jszmiles stays at no1 in the DVD charts with his crazy DVD!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers Cidermaster

by **cidermaster** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:32 am

Oh cheers irishguy28 for the info on Make Me Smile,cheers for that.

CheerS Cidermaster

by **Blondini** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:17 pm

Blondini wrote:
space75 wrote:next week releases:

-Blondini - I m A Bitch/So Horny (double A side single)
-Matthew Dixon - Only Lord Can Save You(its creation time!)
-Lady T – My Space (an open love letter to)
-ManicFan2k – Manic Street Politics
-Dalmatin – Survivor (rerelease)
-Twixy - I m Still Waitin For An Answer (7’ only release)
-gaz_uk – No Snow In Liverpool
-Pixies – Where is My Mind?

Watch for Tony The Beat/ No Pussy Blues. CD, 7" AND 10" picture disc! Out soon! Sod "download only" - i want to give my fans (??) something to grab hold of!

Why is this in test? Too weird for Personal Charts???

Er, i just edited instead of quoted!

by **cidermaster** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:50 am

Well some sales news just in Tony The Beat by The Sounds has shifted 62,858 copies so far this week,and is still selling,on its debut of course,their new Manager Blondini is reported to be totally delighted!!!!!!!!!

The Divine Comedy's National Express is also picking up sales,some 66,999 copies so far off the shelf.

Bjork,Beck and Bis all selling well,but Buddy Holly by Weezer is the new favourite,some 115,235 copies shifted!!!!!!!!!!

The Mongoose's single has been delayed release,due to rainbow coloured tape,much worse than the better known red tape!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers Cidermaster