Lol, I can just imagine Kelis sitting in the hair salon deciding what sound she's going for with her next release with her hairdresser.
"Gurrl I dunno, what u think?"
"Gurl I think u needs to sit still so I can finish this weave before dinner time"
"Please gurl why you trippin'?"
"Bitch you in ma salon so you better show some respect"
"Big mama u know you ma gurl, but I needa decide what songs gon be on ma record"
"I've got it! That song bout them milkshakes, das fire right there"
"I know big mama but that song was already on ma record, I needa decide bout my new record"
"Gurl you always be up working hard making them records. you needa lay back, relax a little bit. come with me to latrell's cook out saturday, aight?"
"ok big mama, but I still needa decide what songs gon be on ma record!"
"Gurrl I love you but Ima break my foot off in your ass if you raise your voice at me one mo time!"
"Aight big mama. You know what big mama? Take this weave out...hand me that fine ass 'fro right there!"
End result: Disco influenced album.
Hater-bitch, we're taking you to the left.