TIME STARTED? 23:32, Thursday on the dot!
A LITTLE ABOUT ME: By the time you've read this - you're going to love me!
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Celine - "Us" (What else?)
LAST THING YOU SAID? Keep the bloody internet on!
WHAT IS SITTING NEXT TO YOU RIGHT NOW? I'm on my bed, so...a bottle of PEPSI, a Celine album, numerous clothing items, a Christmas card I have yet to open, a Justin Timberlake / Amy Lee poster, a cup filled with juice, a whistle that fell off my shelves, and a musical bug that I found underneath an old sheet.
LAST THING YOU ATE? A biscuit, a slice of wholemeal nutty bread, and a teaspoon of Horlicks powder.
WHO DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH? Hmm...Celine, Mariah - and they can bring a guy of their choice.
WHO MAKES YOU HAPPY? Celine, Mariah.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO? Celine, Mariah.
WHAT DID YOU DO YESTERDAY? Celine, Mariah.
LAST PERSON YOU TALKED ON THE PHONE TO? My friend who needed help deciding which meat recipe to bring into her cookery class next Tuesday.
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? Pissing myself on the bus, cats that don't seem to move, the moon when it's really big, some hooligan trashing my Celine collection, my local Chinese to shut, Spiders, my old French teacher.
DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS OR GLASSES OR NEITHER? Neither, but I did almost blind myself by putting in a contact.
HAIR COLOUR? Mousey-brown.
HEIGHT? Mariah + a lot of inches.
YOUR PERFECT MAN/WOMAN? Could I chose a different person for each body part?
WORST THING ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX? They go to the loos in packs of three and leave me with all of their pink handbags.
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF WHAT WOULD IT BE? I don't like my legs - they aren't bendy enough!
CAREER? LOL! Ask in me in twenty years time.
WENT/GOING TO UNIVERSITY? I'm already booked for Oxford.
WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF 10 YEARS DOWN THE ROAD? On UKMix in an internet cafe with no money, and no clothes, except for a Celine dion t-shirt.
YOUR NICKNAMES? sambo, sammoth the mammoth, samiah.
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE MOTO? Live now, because you can't be wild once you've broken a hip!
LOVED SOMEBODY SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY? Haha. No.
DRANK ALCOHOL? Yes.
SMOKED? Only ham.
BROKEN THE LAW? Yes. I'm a teenage boy and I like Celine Dion. What law haven't I broken?
BROKEN A BONE? A sprain, and a chipped bone once from a ridiculous bouncing accident!
CHEATED ON TEST? Not recently, but shamefully yes!
MORE THAN ONCE? Well I wouldn't do it just the one time, would I?
SKINNY DIPPED? No.
PLAYED STRIP POKER? Every Tuesday!
PLAYED TRUTH OR DARE? Yes, and I actually weed myself as a dare once.
FLASHED SOMEONE? Nah.
MOONED SOMEONE? I'm not sure. I often forget to close my door when getting changed.
KISSED SOMEONE YOU DIDN'T KNOW? Sadly, no.
BEEN IN A PHYSICAL FIGHT? LOL. I'd just crumble.
RODE IN A POLICE CAR? Yes. Though it was just one of those spinning ones in an ASDA carpark.
BEEN ON A PLANE? Absolutely.
COME CLOSE TO DYING? No.
BEEN IN A SAUNA? Yes.
SWAM IN THE OCEAN? And peed in it too.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT...
SCARS? Harry Potter.
ABORTIONS? Not against it at all.
COUNTRY MUSIC? Shania. Beyonce's "I Am" Country Edition...or is that still a rumour?
CLASSICAL? Love Baroque music.
SOAP OPERAS? I don't like 'em. Though Hollyoaks is always good for a laugh.
AIRPLANES? Love 'em. The food is go-oood!
AMUSEMENT PARKS? J'adore Alton Towers.
YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM? I don't like charms.
WORST SONG U EVER HEARD? Celine's "Goodbye's" ... NO I NEVER SAID THAT! Probably some Akon trash.
BEST SONG YOU'VE EVER HEARD? I haven't a clue. Ask me once I've heard all of the songs.
MOST EMBARRASSING TAPE/C.D IN YOUR COLLECTION? The Vengaboys?
STUPIDIST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE? Woke up seven minutes before my final Music Theory exam.
YOUR BEDROOM LIKE? Organised chaos.
HAVE A LAVA LAMP? My best friend's brother used to, but he broke it.
SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Nope. Well, not unless my friend climbs into my bed at night.
GOOD DRIVER? Only with planes. I tend to wreck cars.
GOOD AT SPORTS? Haha! What a joke.
GOOD ACTOR/ACTRESS? Definitely. I once played a Doctor in "Oliver". Beat that!
DEEP SLEEPER? Yes. I sleep through everything - and I mean EVERYTHING.
GOOD DANCER? I am actually. But it's more the type that you wouldn't show in public.
SHY? Only with teenagers who I don't like, and am not familiar with.
GOOD STORYTELLER? Yes. I make everything dead dramatic.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD...
CHICKEN POX? Oui.
COLD? Who hasn't?
BLOODY NOSE? Nope.
SURGERY? Fortunately, not.
HOSPITALISED? When I was born, yes.
SOMEONE BESIDES YOUR FAMILY SAY THEY LOVE YOU? Yes. All the time.
ENJOY PARKS? Yes.
LIKE PICNICS? Yes.
LIKE SCHOOL/COLLEGE/UNI/WORK? Yes.
COLLECT ANYTHING? Yes. Celine album, Mariah albums, people.
LIKE TO PARTY? Yes.
GET IN TROUBLE A LOT? Puh!
GOT ANYTHING PIERCED? ...
EAT A LIVE HAMSTER FOR A MILLION DOLLARS? Well it depends what the exchange rate is like.
GO TO A HANSON CONCERT IF YOU HAD A FREE TICKET? No. I wouldn't go to see them if I was given a million POUNDS!
IF YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE AND IT WOULD HURT THEM IF THEY FOUND OUT, WOULD YOU TELL THEM? Well, I do love to hurt people. So, yes?
IF YOU WERE STUCK ON AN ISLAND...
WHICH PERSON WOULD YOU WANT WITH YOU? A sailor.
WHAT THREE THINGS WOULD YOU TAKE FROM YOUR ROOM? The walls, the cieling, my collection of free toiletries.
WHY DID U DO THIS? Because everyone did.
DID YOU TELL THE TRUTH ALL THE WAY THROUGH THIS SURVEY? Absolutely not. Actually, I think I did!
FINISH TIME: 00:09, Saturday.