I've got a 3310. In fact, I've got two. But I've had my own one for over 2 years so I can change it whenever I want. I guess I could change my company one as well, but it's reliable, so I won't bother.
I used to have a Siemens C10 (which was the dog's danglies! Best phone ever!) then I had a 5110. I had a Motorola v50 from work as well, but that was cack so I got rid of it (the predictive text was awful...actually, the text in general was awful, but the games were good!)
This post is highly unlikely to be serious. Please treat it accordingly. Unless it's music-related, in which case I'm damn well right.