Khia

[SholasBoy]

It has to be done in response to this

.Nowwwwww… Let’s get started!!! What the HELL is really going on with these hoes getting knocked in they EYE?? Face crammed ALL in the STEERING wheel!!!! Now… Rihanna… If you got WARTS all on dat RAGEDY ass PUSSY.. SPREADING dat FUNKY MONKEY around….You needed dat ASS beat !!! Passing off diseases to my beautiful BLACK KINGS!! But if not… Chris Brown… You was DEAD ASS WRONG!!!!! First it was Gucci, then Rocko and now….. Chris Brown!!! Yall n***as aint gone keep Ike Turnering dese hoes cuz the industry getting ready to shut yall n***as DOWN!!! HELLLL…… Much s**t as the Queen talk I don’t know nann n***a GONE hit ME in my eye…….Uhh-Uhh!!!! Rocka-by-Baby…. Don’t make me get Monica’s gun out her Louis purse now…. I got churen to RAISE!!! Neva trust a BIG butt and smile…. Does anyone’s name come to mind???????? PUSSIE PUSSY!!! Ohhhhhhhhh My!!!! .. .. ..Moving right along…….G-G-G-G U-NOT….. ..

Please post some more quotes all who have them!

[urbanmusik]

This woman is crazzzeyyy!

[cristy]

OMG!

[Wolves8]

I wish she would get signed to someone who would promote her because her albums aren't bad . Nasti Musik was pretty good.

[Yoshie]

If you got WARTS all on dat RAGEDY ass PUSSY.. SPREADING dat FUNKY MONKEY around

Don’t make me get Monica’s gun out her Louis purse now

G-G-G-G U-NOT….. ..

ROFLLL!

Does anyone have that rampage from when she went all crazy as hell on Janet for something involving "So Excited"? That was HILARIOUS.

[spc08]

I love this thread already!

[Mooriah]

she used to have this column at Hood magazine her responses are full of lols! ya'll need to check it out

some of my personal favs




khia is nasty as hell i love her so much lmaooo!

[Yoshie]

she used to have this column at Hood magazine her responses are full of lols! ya'll need to check it out

some of my personal favs




khia is nasty as hell i love her so much lmaooo!

LMFAOOO @ it all!

I'm quoting so the whole thing is viewable.

[Glitta06]

That agony aunt thing is amazing

This is my favourite of her blogs. Here she is reviewing Trina's last album:

Trina Still Da Nastiest Album Review

This Is Fo All Da Fans Dat Thought Dat I Was A Trina Hata. I Wanted To Be The First To Let Yall Know Dat I Thanked Her Personally Fo Giving Me Full Promotion On My New Album Nasti Muzik. So I Wanted To Return The Favor By Giving Her A Full Album Review!!!!!

Fans I Will Always Keep It Real And Gangsta And Will Deliver Nothing But Da Truth. Yall Might Know It But I Always Supported Trina. Its Not My Fault Dat All Her Albums Was Garbage. So With Dat Said.... Once Again On April Fools Day, Even Though I Knew It Was A Joke. I Got Out Of My Bed, Put On My Stilletto’s And Went To Target To Get Da Nastiest Bitch’s Album!!!!!! I Hope Dat Bitch Does Da Same. See...... We Have To Stick Together!!!! Remember??????? So I Did..... I Bought It!!! And Once Again It Was A Dissappointment!!! My Recommendation...... Please Dont Waste Ur Time Or Ur Money!!! Burn It, Bootleg It, Rip It But Please Dont Waste Ur Money. Go Get A 7 Wit Dat!!! I Suffered Fo Yall.....its Ok..... I Got Yall.... Nasti Muzik O8!!!!! Here Is My Review!!!!!!!!!!

First Off!!!! Lets Start Wit Da Album Cover!!!!! Like I Said B4..... Dat Bullet Aint Da Only Thang Dats Been In Her Yuck Mouth.. And From Da Looks Of Thangs Her Head Is Bigger Dan Her Body Now!!!! She Look Just Like Dat Bobble Head On Her Page!!!!!!! Now Dats One Thang Da Bitch Got Right!!!!!! Dat Black Dress Is A Hot Mess....... She Looked Like A Burnt Thin-in Dinner!!! All I See Is Ribs And Bones.....since Dat Pedialite And Ensure Aint Working. I Highly Recommend.....steroids And Donkey Milk!!!! Cuz Ho You Look Like U On Ur Last Trimester.. And Bitch Please Dont Blame Dat Rapid Weight Loss On Da Lemon Juice Diet!!! Cuz We All Know Aint No Bitch Out Da Hood Willingly Loose All Dat Weight!!!!! Yessssssss!!!!! Ho U Aint Paris Nor Nicole And In Da Hood, The Boys Are Scared Of U Pointing And Whispering..... She Look Like She Got Dat Thunda Lightning!!!!!!!!

Nowwwwwww!!!!!we Going Into The Inside Of The Album Cover...... Starting Wit Da Feet!!!! Why Didnt Yo Glam Squad..... Terrence Davidson, Misa Hilton And Nadineeeeeeeeee Tell U To Get A Pedicure Gurllllllllllll! Yo Feet Is Crusty And Yo Wig Is Dusty And Yo Head Look Bigga Dan Yo Body!!!! What Is Really Goin Onnnn???????? From Da Looks Of Thangs, Dis Was A Bad Time Fo You To Promote An Album!!! U Say If Mine Eva Come Out!!! U Shouldve Wanted Anybody To See U ... Lookin Da Way U Do!!!!!and Dey Need To Be Fired Immmediatedly!!!!! It Look Like U Been Walking Da Ho Scroll All Ur Life!!!! Bitch, Wash Ur Ass Cuz Ur Feet Should Be Da First Thang Dat Hit Da Water!!!!!!moving Right Along!!!!!!!

Track 1: Da Intro

Thank U For Confirming Dat U's A Weak Minded Bitch And Have Been Pumped And Injected. And Now Ur Has Diflated. U C Bitch..... We Have To Watch Da Message Dat We Send Out To Our Young Girls!!! Dont U Have A Youth Foundation??????
Love Ya Self Hoe!!!! My New Book!!! Be Sure To Grab One!!!!!

Track 2: Still Da Nastiest Bitch

U A Queen???? Respect U??? U Got Dat Right Bitch!!!! It Was All A Dream!!! And U Woke Up And Its April Fools!!! And U Still The Hoe U Always Been. And Hoes Dont Get No Respect!!!!!! Puppetttttt!!!! U Got A Good Memory!!!! Try To Remember Other People's Words At Ur Shows!! See .....when U In Da Booth!!! They Recorded First And Den Ur Dumb Ass Memorized It!!! Its Real In Da Field Hoe!! U Look Like U Stressed!!! Do U Have Da Whole Album Memorized Yet?????? Is Rick Ross Ur Singing Coach????????

Rack 3: Killing U Hoes

Bitch!!! Da Only Thang U Killin Is Da Next Nicca U ****. Been Rappin Ten Years And Dont Own Nutthin!!! Kill Urself Hoe!!! Hang Urself!!! Bitch!!! Jump Out Da Winda And Chase Ur Cd Dat I Just Thew Out And Get Runned Ova Wit It At Full Speed!! Bitch, Im Dragging By Dat Dusty Ass Wig.... So Hold On To Da Bumpa And Get Thee Behind Me. U Gone Learn To Respect Da Queen!!!!! U Ought To Tell Plies......" Thank U Fo Writing U Dis Song." I Guess Dats Why He Was Calling Me!!! Tell Him I Said Dont Worry Boo!!! I Aint Mad, Get Ur Money And Ur Publishing!!! Hell Hoe!! Put Me On.... Ill Write U A Hit!!! Mindless Bitch!!!

Track 4: Single Again

Hated It!!!! We Give Dat **** Two Thumbs Down!!!! U Single Again But Not By Choice...... Hoe Weezyyy Woke Up!!! He Dont Luv U Hoe!!!! U Single Again Cuz He Left Ur Dog Ass!!! Hoe What U Gone Name Ya Baby? Babyyyy? Cuz In 98 U Was ****ing Baby!!! U Aint Married Yet????? U Cant Turn A Hoe Into A Housewife. Cuz U Looked A Hot Mess In Dat White Wedding Dress!!! All White Is Not Fo U!!! Stick To Da Strippa Shoes!!! Or Write A Book Like Ur Twin Sista....supahead!!! Cuz Its Obvious U Cant Sell No Records. My Recommendation..........porn!!! Oh, My Bad, Ur Body Is Deteriorating And Nobody Wanna **** U No Moe!!! Try A Blow Up Bobble Head Trina Doll!!! Cuz Ur Perfume Aint Selling Either!!!

Track 5: Look Back At Me

Look Back At What???? Gurl.. Ur Ass Is Gone. And Us Real Queens Is Sooo Tired Of U Talking Bout Ur Ass!!! We All Know Dat It Is As Raggedy As A Mango Seed!!!!
Gurl!!!! Stop Stealing People Songs!!!!!!! Everybody Knows Dat Look Back At It Belongs To Thugmisses. Dont Worry Bitch!! I Aint Gonna Sue Ya Like Willy Did Me!!!!

Track 6: I Gotta Thang Fo Ya

Dis Song Should Have Been Entitled...... Keyshia Cole!!! Cuz Da Only Thang We Wanna Hear Is Da Hook!!! Bitch!!! Stop Whinning Lil Wayne Dont Want U!!! He Gotta Thang Fo Me. U Hurd What He Said........ "da Queen Wit Her Hair Like Mine."
Track 7: I Got A Bottle

So U Done Went Back To Sucking ***** Now????? Cuz I Know U Sucked Plenty ***** Fo Dis Track!!!! I Guess U Tryna Get Ur House Back..... Oh Yall Aint Know She **** Fo Tracks????? Yeah!!! Dats How She Tricked Weeezy Into A Relationship!!! Dat Hoe Wasnt Real About It!!!! Dont Act Like Yall Dont Know Dese Hoes ****s Fo Tracks!!! Nowwww!!!! Is It Da Fourth Of July Or Am I At Da Circus??? Cuz I Coulda Sworn I Hurd Fyeworks!!! Bitch U A Joke!!! I Dont Even Know Why Missy Wasted Her Track On U!!! I Ought To Take Off My Big Red Clown Shoe And Kick U In Ur Big Bobble Head!!!!!!!! Dey Done Made Ur Face Up Fo Da Last Time..... Ronald Mcdonald. Can I Get U Some Fries?????? Eat Bitch!!!!!!!!! Or Do U Even Have An Appetite?????

Track 8: I Wish I Neva Met U

Bitch Didnt I Say Stop Whinning!!!leave Da Singing To Da Singers!!!! I Bet U Wish U Didnt Meet Weeezy After Da Hit Er Up Diss!! I Put My Boo Up On Game And He Left Ur Ass Right After Dat!!!! The Queen Has Spoken!!! Yessssss!!!!

Track 9: Clear It Out

U Got Dat Right....... Ur Bank Account Cleared Out, Man Cleared Out, House Cleared Out, Deals Cleared Out!! U Cant Pawn Shoes Hoe!! And Dat ***** Need To Be Cleared Out!!!!!! Yesssssss!!!!!

Track 10: Stop Traffic

Stop Traffic? Hoe... From Da Looks Of Ur Feet U Still Walkin Da Streets. Its Been Ten Years And U Aint Got Off Da Hoe Scroll Yet? You Stopping Traffic? Hoe U Been Stopping Traffic Since Oj Was Da Juice. Bitch U A Throwback Hoe. Old As Da Orange And White Buccaneers Jersey!!!!! Bitch U Need To Saddown And Retire!!!!! Cuz Dat ***** Got Miles On It!!! Who Wrote Dat ****!!! You Aint From New York , U From Da South!!! Whoever Wrote U Dat Shouldve Gave Dat To Foxy Brown Or Lil Kim!!!!! Oh!!!!!! Yall Aint Know Dey Have Ghostwirter's Toooooo? Ooooops... My Bad.....did Pitbull Write Dat??? Oh....much Luv Pitbull Cuz See I Write, Produce And Compose All My **** Too!!!!!! Get Money Baby!!!!!

Track 11: Phone Sex

Is Dis Pretty Rickkky????? I Hear Everybody But Trina On Dis Track. Wit Dat
Pestering Ass Voice. Uuuugh Her Voice Just Annoys Me.... Bitch!!! Shut Up!!!

Track 12: Hot Commodity

I Hear Ya Rick Ross!!!! U Da Best Writer Dey Got A Slip-n-slide. Been Dat Since Day 1. Im Proud Of Ya Baby!!!! Get Money
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NOW... DAT ENDS MY REVIEW... DAT BITCH DONT GET A MIC.....SHE GET A CHORD!!!!
HANGIN!!! DA JOKE WAS ON U!!! ITS APRIL 2ND AND DA HOOD IS GAGING AT CHU!!!! ITS MY TURN NOW... AND FANS..... YALL ALREADY KNOW..... YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED....NASTI MUZIK 08!!! I GOT NEXT!!! IM ADDRESSING EVERYTHANG ON DA NEW ALBUM!!! IT GETS JUICIER!!!!

WIT DAT SAID......DIS IS DA END OF TRINA. NOTHING ELSE SAID!!! IT'S ALL ABOUT WEEZY DIS YEAR!!! THE THUG AND THE THUGMISSES!!! PASS IT ON

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KHIA’S HOOOD DICTIONARY

DIS IS FO THUG MISSES FANS!!!!!!!!! DAT UNDERSTANDS HER LANGUAGE. SO IF U CANT UNDERSTAND MY SLANG AND MY SWAG.GET DA ****KKKKKKKKK!!!! OFF MY PAGE!!! AND FO ALL DA FANS WHO MIGHT HAVE BEEN A LIL SLOW. CUZ U HAVE TO HAVE BEEN SLOW TO THINK DAT I EVA WUSTA BE SLOW AND NOT KNOW HOW DA SPELL. DIS GLOSSARY IS FO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIS BITCH'S IS- THIS

DEM BITCH'S IS- THEM

BOUT BITCH'S IS- ABOUT

DAT BITCH'S IS- THAT

FO BITCH'S IS- FOR

HO- STAYS DA SAME

AND SOOOO ON!!!! AND DONT LEMME HAVE TO TELL U AGAIN!!! IM SICKA YALL!!! CATCH UP TO ME NOW!!

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DA TEA ON THE VH1 RAP REALITY SHOW

YALL WANNA KNOW WHY IM ON DA VH1 REALITY SHOW????? PROMOTION PEOPLE..........NASTI MUZIK 08. TUNE IN APRIL 14TH AT 10PM....ITS FULL OF SURPRISES!!!!!!

[JoshuaBuzz]

OMG She is the BEST ever!!!!

[JoshuaBuzz]

I Suffered Fo Yall.....its Ok..... I Got Yall.... Nasti Muzik O8!!!!! Here Is My Review!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!

Yo Feet Is Crusty And Yo Wig Is Dusty And Yo Head Look Bigga Dan Yo Body!!!! What Is Really Goin Onnnn???????? From Da Looks Of Thangs, Dis Was A Bad Time Fo You To Promote An Album!!

Seriously ROFLMAO!

Bitch, Wash Ur Ass

Jump Out Da Winda And Chase Ur Cd Dat I Just Thew Out And Get Runned Ova Wit It At Full Speed!!

Some of the best quotes ever!!!

[JoshuaBuzz]

Can anyone explain the whole deal between her, Lil Wayne and Trina? Did she date him or something?

[shake_yo_ass]

she shud know all about warts on a 'raggedy ass pussy'....

[blablabla]

she looks likes she smells

[Yoshie]

LMFAO.

Nowwwwwwww…… Jermaine Dupri…… I hear you was on Hot 97 in New York… Talking bout how I was ungrateful…………. And Miss Jones was FIRED right after dat!!!!!! If I’m ungrateful about anything its about the fact of how I SAVED the day for JANET….. And I couldn’t even be in the VIDEO…..But dats old news so why are we even still talking about it????? Janet’s album Flopped and DATS dat!!!!! I’m sorry……. Janet…..I hear you been going thru the CHANGE…. So maybe dats why you were MOODY and didn’t want me in the VIDEO dat day!!!! I guess 40 is not the new 20????

If I am disappointed about anything……… Its because you DIDN’T sign me, after I had already proven to you that I can sell records!!!! Is it because I am not little like BOW WOW??? Is it because I don’t wear my pants backwards with my boxers showing like Kriss-Kross??????….. You are Michael Jackson’s little sister’s boyfriend!!!!!! Is Chris Stokes your cousin??? Now dats the REAL disappointment!!!!! Are you gonna join Janet at the Jungle dis weekend, the hot GAY bar in Atlanta?? If so, I will see you then!!!! SOUND OFF……. And Noooooooo…… I don’t wanna buy no DAMN BOY SCOUT COOKIES!!!! It’s something funny bout GROWN men running around with little boys in uniforms….. Tell Janet to lay off the HUSTLER and COCO DORM SEX Tapes!!!!! Another man is beating YOUR TIME!!! Give it to em raw and RINSE dat strap off………Now run and tell dat!!!!!! Nasti Muzik 08!!!!! Khia is a mess,trying to sell records,the wrong way.

[Yoshie]

Sorry, but as crazy as she is, her comments towards Janet proves she has an IQ of NOTHING. She is dumb as hell:

"If I’m ungrateful about anything its about the fact of how I SAVED the day for JANET"
"Janet’s album Flopped and DATS dat!!!!!"

There are so many things wrong with these two quotes when it's Khia who is talking.

"And I couldn’t even be in the VIDEO…..But dats old news so why are we even still talking about it?????"

Total contradiction.

She may be entertaining but she's just a dumb ho, really.

[Mooriah]

Sorry, but as crazy as she is, her comments towards Janet proves she has an IQ of NOTHING. She is dumb as hell:

"If I’m ungrateful about anything its about the fact of how I SAVED the day for JANET"
"Janet’s album Flopped and DATS dat!!!!!"

There are so many things wrong with these two quotes when it's Khia who is talking.

"And I couldn’t even be in the VIDEO…..But dats old news so why are we even still talking about it?????"

Total contradiction.

She may be entertaining but she's just a dumb ho, really.

LMFAO. she is an epitome of contradiction. sayin things like respect yo self etc etc when her music is nasty as hell. but that my neck my back song is my jammmmm

[Yoshie]

OH MY GOD.

LMFAO.
LMFAO.
LMFAO.
LMFAO.
Her review on Trina's album. ROFLMAO.

I haven't even READ it track-by-track yet. Just about the photo shoots.

"Bitch wash your ass 'cause your feet should be the first thing to hit the water"



OH LORD.

Edit: Track 5: Look Back At Me

Look Back At What???? Gurl.. Ur Ass Is Gone. And Us Real Queens Is Sooo Tired Of U Talking Bout Ur Ass!!! We All Know Dat It Is As Raggedy As A Mango Seed!!!!

LMFAO!

[blablabla]

Sorry, but as crazy as she is, her comments towards Janet proves she has an IQ of NOTHING. She is dumb as hell:

"If I’m ungrateful about anything its about the fact of how I SAVED the day for JANET"
"Janet’s album Flopped and DATS dat!!!!!"

There are so many things wrong with these two quotes when it's Khia who is talking.

"And I couldn’t even be in the VIDEO…..But dats old news so why are we even still talking about it?????"

Total contradiction.

She may be entertaining but she's just a dumb ho, really.

where yall getting this from

[Yoshie]

Nowwwwwwww…… Jermaine Dupri…… I hear you was on Hot 97 in New York… Talking bout how I was ungrateful…………. And Miss Jones was FIRED right after dat!!!!!! If I’m ungrateful about anything its about the fact of how I SAVED the day for JANET….. And I couldn’t even be in the VIDEO…..But dats old news so why are we even still talking about it????? Janet’s album Flopped and DATS dat!!!!! I’m sorry……. Janet…..I hear you been going thru the CHANGE…. So maybe dats why you were MOODY and didn’t want me in the VIDEO dat day!!!! I guess 40 is not the new 20????

If I am disappointed about anything……… Its because you DIDN’T sign me, after I had already proven to you that I can sell records!!!! Is it because I am not little like BOW WOW??? Is it because I don’t wear my pants backwards with my boxers showing like Kriss-Kross??????….. You are Michael Jackson’s little sister’s boyfriend!!!!!! Is Chris Stokes your cousin??? Now dats the REAL disappointment!!!!! Are you gonna join Janet at the Jungle dis weekend, the hot GAY bar in Atlanta?? If so, I will see you then!!!! SOUND OFF……. And Noooooooo…… I don’t wanna buy no DAMN BOY SCOUT COOKIES!!!! It’s something funny bout GROWN men running around with little boys in uniforms….. Tell Janet to lay off the HUSTLER and COCO DORM SEX Tapes!!!!! Another man is beating YOUR TIME!!! Give it to em raw and RINSE dat strap off………Now run and tell dat!!!!!! Nasti Muzik 08!!!!! Khia is a mess,trying to sell records,the wrong way.

[Yoshimo]

Surely she's taking the piss? Surely?

[heyheyyouyou]

LMAO! I wonder what a day in her life is like.

[Mooriah]

and if you wanna hear more of her poetry ya'll should get her hot mess Nasti Muzik album. 20 songs basically talking about the same thing (p*ssy, h*e, b*tch, sh*t etc). not being sarcastic but that album is hot as hell and stays gettin heavy rotation in my itunes

[LikeNoOther]

LMFAO. I don't even know where to start.

[Yoshie]

Surely she's taking the piss? Surely?

Well, she's just cringeworthy if it's genuine!