Yo momma jokes?

by **xtofer** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:00 am

Yo momma is so fat she wrote a book about how to lose weight in a week but nobody bought a copy except yo poppa. She was so depressed that she added another layer to the seven layer cake she usually eats for breakfast!

by **pleasurenpain** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:33 am

yo mama is fat that if you'd write a book about the things she has eaten already it'd be the longest book in the world

by **VanityEgo** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:31 pm

Your mummy's so depressed that she can't stop crying and she can't find any work so she cries even more because she fails everything she does because she cries too much.

(It seemed to be a "funniest least funny Yo Momma joke" contest, I though I could give it a try.)

by **Skelofect** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:26 am

Yo momma so hungry, she ate her own tongue.

by **xtofer** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:36 am

Yo momma so stupid she goes to your room at midnight while you are sleeping and wakes you up just to tell you that you need to sleep coz it's getting late.

by **AyuM** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:35 am

Yo momma's so fat that scientists use her ass in order to figure out the function and the structure of a black hole.

Your momma's asshole.

by **AussieDude** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:00 am

Your momma's so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway!

This one is really really sad...... Did your mum go swimming on the 26th of December 2004?

by **AyuM** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:03 pm

AussieDude wrote:Your momma's so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway!

This one is really really sad...... Did your mum go swimming on the 26th of December 2004?

by **randomness** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 12:46 am

Yo Mama so fat she gets her clothes from Tents R Us and Rent A Tent.

by **ejayfierce** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:22 pm

yo mama so dumb she went to the dentist and asked for a bluetooth!!

yo mama so short she can sit on the curb and her feet swing

by **grooveboy** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:38 pm

Yo momma so short she uses ladders while picking strawberries

by **JoshuaBuzz** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:47 am

ejayfierce wrote:yo mama so dumb she went to the dentist and asked for a bluetooth!!

yo mama so short she can sit on the curb and her feet swing

LMAO!

by **JSparksFan** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 4:53 am

These slayed me! :lol:

bee4ever wrote:Yo mama is so fat people jog around her for exercise

xtofer wrote:Yo momma is so fat that her driver's license says: "Picture continued on the other side!"

xtofer wrote:Yo momma so stupid that under, "Sex," on her job application, she put, "Everyday".

by **ANH** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:44 pm

Yo momma is so fat that when she bends over we lose half an hour of daylight.

MadTv joke. :lol:

by **Serby** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:06 pm

Yo Mama is so Fat that even Dora can't explore her! :lol:

by **Titan3510** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:22 pm

serbia95riri wrote:Yo Mama is so Fat that even Dora can't explore her!

WEAK

by **Poop123** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:28 pm

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her fore head just to make up her mind.

by **Serby** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:28 pm

Titan3510 wrote:
serbia95riri wrote:Yo Mama is so Fat that even Dora can't explore her!
WEAK

I don't see that you have posted anything, so...

by **Poop123** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:29 pm

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her fore head just to make up her mind.

by **samra** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:29 pm

^Lol.... These are some of my favourite/most memorable ones.

Yo mamas so dumb that she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mamas so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mamas so ugly she went to a house of mirrors at the circus and it collapsed.

Yo mamas so fat that when she goes swimming at the beach the whales start singing "we are family, even though you're bigger than me".

Yo mamas so fat that when I swerved to avoid running over her with my car, I ran out of fuel.

My personal fave: Yo mamas so ugly that she beat Medusa in a staring competition.

by **ANH** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:31 pm

Poop123 wrote:Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her fore head just to make up her mind.

The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy! Nice. 8-)

Your momma is so fat that she got on a scale and it said to be continued.

That's old, but it still works, totes.

by **Poop123** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:32 pm

ANH wrote:
Poop123 wrote:Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her fore head just to make up her mind.
The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy! Nice.

Exactly where I got it from. :lol:

by **ThomyX** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:25 pm

Yo momma is so poor she uses Cheerios for earrings

I would tell your parents to shop at nicer places, but yo momma is so poor she can't even pay attention

Yo momma is so poor she walks down the road with one shoe and if you asked her if she had lost a shoe, she'd say "No I found one"

Heard these on South Park, I was literally crying :lol:

by **Serby** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:11 pm

South Park <3 :lol:

by **randomness** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:39 pm

Yo mama so poor, ducks throw bread at her!