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Postby cidermaster » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:00 am

I believe that was a rather stupid post,i was drunk though..........................
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Postby irishguy28 » Thu Feb 03, 2011 2:29 pm

Don't worry Cidey, they're all stoopid!!
"A look into Angela Merkel’s luggage for today’s EU summit is likely to reveal an extra blouse, a big stick and no carrot."
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Postby irishguy28 » Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:53 pm

Prince is still a diva; not the Queen of Pop

Joss Stone Murder Plot: Xtina arrested

Aaron Carter: 'Justin Timberlake buys man in loo'

Lindsay Lohan narrowly avoids cocaine

Destinys Child to probe Louis Walsh

Hulk Hogan's ex-wife wins French X Factor

Chris Brown/Rihanna badly injured in sexting drama

Eastenders gay bedroom scene sparks Tsunami

Daniel Craig and Ashley Cole reunited?

It may be Friday but Sarah Palin legalises gay marriage
"A look into Angela Merkel’s luggage for today’s EU summit is likely to reveal an extra blouse, a big stick and no carrot."
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Postby Brad » Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:42 am

Funniest read in ages. :o :lol:
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Postby skapunk » Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:56 pm

Only the lucky ones who venture here get the laughs. Neil does a great job.
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Postby HarryThe_Hippo » Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:52 am

-John Prescott chased by flying potatoes.

-Jedward to be new chief government advisor.

-Louie Walsh injured by 'out-of-control' toilet. Six police and a 78 year old woman also injured as toilets go on the rampage in a suburb of Dublin.

-Chipping Norton Post Office ' a portal to a totally new dimension' says Professor Brian Cox.
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Postby FutureMan » Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:36 am

:P

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Postby AyumiH » Mon Aug 22, 2011 2:54 pm

I love this thread!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Linda Perry was paid 3.5 million dollars to come out of the closet as a gay boy

Britney Spears: "Shardinay has the X Factor"

Lohan is pregnant after attending Kim Kardashian's wedding

Jennifer Lopez shows off in the shoe shower

20-million-year-old Jamacian Bride lands role in major hollywood movie
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Postby skapunk » Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:24 pm

That was hilarious Sophie.

Okay, I will give it a try...

Christina was paid 3.5 million dollars to bring Gaddafi rule to an end.
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Postby irishguy28 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 2:20 pm

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"A look into Angela Merkel’s luggage for today’s EU summit is likely to reveal an extra blouse, a big stick and no carrot."
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Postby FutureMan » Wed Aug 24, 2011 2:54 pm

irishguy28 wrote:Image
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Postby irishguy28 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:17 pm

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"A look into Angela Merkel’s luggage for today’s EU summit is likely to reveal an extra blouse, a big stick and no carrot."
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Postby Bhaggers » Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:16 pm

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representing an unbreakable flower that survives under the hardest conditions and still thrives...
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Postby Scavo » Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:15 am

Pregnant Celine Dion shuts down billion-dollar porn industry
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Postby Star » Sat Sep 24, 2011 11:50 pm

Scavo wrote:Pregnant Celine Dion shuts down billion-dollar porn industry
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby hotMCfan » Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:43 pm

Star wrote:
Scavo wrote:Pregnant Celine Dion shuts down billion-dollar porn industry
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

La Reid denied entry from the UK , wears prosthetic baby bump.
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Postby irishguy28 » Thu Nov 10, 2011 9:21 pm

Janet Jackson caught swinging cat by tail at NFL Halftime Show
Nicola Roberts accuses Madonna of having a stroke
Rihanna's manager says Nicola Roberts needs more Playboy pictures (Pic leaked!)
"Having a look made me gay"
Texas judge beats Avril Lavigne over Xmas #1 campaign
Farmer tells Rihanna to leave the EU
Lindsay Lohan heading to Murder trial again'
Original Sugababes lineup probed over sex attack on CCTV (Pic leaked!)
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Postby Merci » Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:50 pm

omg! :lol: :lol:
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Postby jpguy » Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:18 am

Thriller wrote:Oprah is pregnant with twins, arrested after unprotected sex in Iraq
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby hotMCfan » Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:41 am

jpguy wrote:
Thriller wrote:Oprah is pregnant with twins, arrested after unprotected sex in Iraq
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Serby » Mon Mar 11, 2013 3:43 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Postby Rihab95 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:33 pm

- Leona Lewis Involved In Horse Meat Lasagna Scandal
- Mariah Hits New York, Causes (Harlem) Shake
- Adele's Figure Funded By Charity Money: Mother Teresa Bankrupt
- Chris Brown Hits Out For Red Nose Day
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Postby SholasBoy » Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:35 pm

Rihab95 wrote:- Leona Lewis Involved In Horse Meat Lasagna Scandal
:lol: :lol:
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Postby Brad » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:37 pm

SholasBoy wrote:
Rihab95 wrote:- Leona Lewis Involved In Horse Meat Lasagna Scandal
:lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Serby » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:18 pm

Brad wrote:
SholasBoy wrote:
Rihab95 wrote:- Leona Lewis Involved In Horse Meat Lasagna Scandal
:lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:oops: :lol:

This should be moved to This'n'That, there it would gather more attention. Sholas??
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