Shardinay

by **skapunk** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:59 pm

Shardinay has done it all! She's been to bunga-bunga parties, performed for Moammar Gaddafi, got drunk and head-shaved. Its just that she doesn't go around saying it for cheap publicity like those other lesser hoes.

by **Hangman** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:08 pm

skapunk wrote:Shardinay has done it all! She's been to bunga-bunga parties, performed for Moammar Gaddafi, got drunk and head-shaved. Its just that she doesn't go around saying it for cheap publicity like those other lesser hoes.

NEWS: shardinays new smash 'bad side' has already sold 100,000 copies in pre orders alone!

by **skapunk** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:13 pm

Hangman wrote:
NEWS: shardinays new smash 'bad side' has already sold 100,000 copies in pre orders alone!

Are these just the Angolan figures? Because with Botswana, Swaziland and Lesotho combined, it would easily cross 500k. Don't even get me started about her domination in Namibia. She is like how Pink is in Australia.

by **Hangman** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:16 pm

skapunk wrote:
Hangman wrote:
NEWS: shardinays new smash 'bad side' has already sold 100,000 copies in pre orders alone!
Are these just the Angolan figures? Because with Botswana, Swaziland and Lesotho combined, it would easily cross 500k. Don't even get me started about her domination in Namibia. She is like how Pink is in Australia.

IKR!

In other news, 'bad side' has been C-listed by radio 63, Turkmenistan's 12th most popular radio station!

by **skapunk** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:21 pm

Hangman wrote:
skapunk wrote:
Hangman wrote:
NEWS: shardinays new smash 'bad side' has already sold 100,000 copies in pre orders alone!
Are these just the Angolan figures? Because with Botswana, Swaziland and Lesotho combined, it would easily cross 500k. Don't even get me started about her domination in Namibia. She is like how Pink is in Australia.
IKR!

In other news, 'bad side' has been C-listed by radio 63, Turkmenistan's 12th most popular radio station!

What a smash! I always knew she had thousands of stans in the STANS...(i.e. UzbekiSTAN, TajikiSTAN, KyrgyzSTAN, KazakhSTAN etc.) Get that Central Asian smash gurrll. Your faves could nev.

by **Hangman** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:26 pm

MORE NEWS: Shardinays smash hit 'oh boy' has topped the charts in Herzegovina for the past 17 weeks, it is so successful that the country is going to be renamed 'Herzegovinay' to honor the queen. ur fav could never. ever!

by **skapunk** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:29 pm

Correction, its OhBoysnia & Herzegovinay.

by **Hangman** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:35 pm

The national anthem of 'ohboysnia & herzegovinay' has also been changed to the chorus of 'oh boy' and when it plays everybody needs to get to their nearest parking lot and do her iconic dance, and if they refuse, they die.

by **skapunk** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:57 pm

Bootyshia Janiequa Smith
Reporting from Sarajevo, OhBoysnia and Herzegovinay

After the massive astronomical success of Her Highness Queen Shardinay King, the chorus of her legendary song 'Oh Boy' has been officially made the national anthem. Due to strict rules regarding the dance routine, there is always a stampede when people rush towards parking lots. 133 have been reported dead already. The figure of those who were killed for refusing to dance is guarded by the government. Many people have been seen camping outside parking lots to avoid the rush and have easy access.

Choreographers from all over the world are immigrating to the country to make quick money by teaching the dance.

Source

by **PosziMC2** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:00 pm

Dead at the FAke Source But hey Shardinay news are evidence!

by **Plym** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:18 pm

LOL @ the last line! :lol:

by **SeeForever** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:46 pm

Oh yippee a new song!! (Bad Side)

Well yet again I am almost lost for words, her vocals appear less than the other 2 songs but when she does appear well it certainly is unique!!

As for the rap 'Always being chasing paper'???!!! I guess this some sort of street talk, unsurprisingly I have no idea what this is all about

Love the comments left on YouTube!!

by **werewolf** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:54 pm

After listening to "Bad Side" A LOT I have to say that it's not her sound at all. I think she should left behind that urban roots and do what Kelly Rowland did. Shardinay should record dance track with some heavy beat. I actually think that collaboration with Scooter would be amazing for her. It's obvious that under urban-classy-lady image, Shardy is pure dance-diva. Just a thought (if you read this, Shardinay).

by **jszmiles** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:03 pm

werewolf wrote: actually think that collaboration with Scooter would be amazing for her.

OMHBoy, I just died!!!!!!!! :lol:

by **Chun** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:18 pm

werewolf wrote:After listening to "Bad Side" A LOT I have to say that it's not her sound at all. I think she should left behind that urban roots and do what Kelly Rowland did. Shardinay should record dance track with some heavy beat. I actually think that collaboration with Scooter would be amazing for her. It's obvious that under urban-classy-lady image, Shardy is pure dance-diva. Just a thought (if you read this, Shardinay).

Yeah, do it Shardz, but don't tell anybody.

by **Chun** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:21 pm

jszmiles wrote:
werewolf wrote: actually think that collaboration with Scooter would be amazing for her.
OMHBoy, I just died!!!!!!!!

Here too.

I want you back for Shardy's rhythm-attack [...]
I want you back so clean up the dish.
By the way, how much is the fish?!!

by **xtofer** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:51 pm

skapunk wrote:
Hangman wrote:
skapunk wrote:
Hangman wrote:
NEWS: shardinays new smash 'bad side' has already sold 100,000 copies in pre orders alone!
Are these just the Angolan figures? Because with Botswana, Swaziland and Lesotho combined, it would easily cross 500k. Don't even get me started about her domination in Namibia. She is like how Pink is in Australia.
IKR!

In other news, 'bad side' has been C-listed by radio 63, Turkmenistan's 12th most popular radio station!
What a smash! I always knew she had thousands of stans in the STANS...(i.e. UzbekiSTAN, TajikiSTAN, KyrgyzSTAN, KazakhSTAN etc.) Get that Central Asian smash gurrll. Your faves could nev.

*DEAD*

Central Asia and Africa are her biggest market! Now tell me have you read or heard any news about your faves breaking the charts in this part of the world?

chun1702 wrote:
jszmiles wrote:
werewolf wrote: actually think that collaboration with Scooter would be amazing for her.
OMHBoy, I just died!!!!!!!!
Here too.

I want you back for Shardy's rhythm-attack [...]
I want you back so clean up the dish.
By the way, how much is the fish?!!

LMAO! Scooter is gonna be like her David Guetta!

by **randomness** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:10 pm

I've just been listening to Destiny's Abortion's old album "A Fiver". Wow there's so many great tracks on there like the title track, "Pills, Pills, Pills", "Lose My Kegs" and "Shardylicious". I still can't remember the names of her bandmates though (not that they mattered!)

I think the Shardster should try to present a more "positive" image and to do that I'd like her to change her name to something like Shardiyay.

by **urbanmusik** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:20 pm

Shardinay | I Wanted To Write A Song For You [Demo]

A demo for Shardinay's rumoured 4th single 'I Wanted To Write A Song For You' hus surfaced online, it's amazing. Could Nichole337 be the genius behind the hits 'Oh Boy', 'You Baby' and 'Bad Side'?

Website · by **hugo** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:22 pm

I absolutely love that girl

by **sbk** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:45 pm

randomness wrote:"Shardylicious"

urbanmusik wrote:Shardinay | I Wanted To Write A Song For You [Demo]

A demo for Shardinay's rumoured 4th single 'I Wanted To Write A Song For You' hus surfaced online, it's amazing. Could Nichole337 be the genius behind the hits 'Oh Boy', 'You Baby' and 'Bad Side'?

*dead*

by **alxx** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:51 pm

Don't diss Nicole, she's my idol.
Her version of Ke$ha's Dinosaur changed my life.

by **urbanmusik** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:04 pm

alxx wrote:Don't diss Nicole, she's my idol.
Her version of Ke$ha's Dinosaur changed my life.

I just watched that. I don't think my life will ever be the same either.
I knew that she'd go far in the industry, but I never thought that she would get the chance to write symphonies for Shardinay. Skylar Grey could never.

by **alxx** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:10 pm

urbanmusik wrote:
alxx wrote:Don't diss Nicole, she's my idol.
Her version of Ke$ha's Dinosaur changed my life.
I just watched that. I don't think my life will ever be the same either.

See you in the asylum :lol:

by **urbanmusik** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:14 pm

alxx wrote:
urbanmusik wrote:
alxx wrote:Don't diss Nicole, she's my idol.
Her version of Ke$ha's Dinosaur changed my life.
I just watched that. I don't think my life will ever be the same either.
See you in the asylum

Already there. Is that a picture of you in your avatar after you heard her version of Dinosaur then?