We all know that I can write epistles upon epistles about the incredibly talented, beautiful, funny, kind, and enduring individual that is Ms. Britney Jean Spears. I could also write entire books on her discography and why it is unparalleled by her "peers". I could also include a chapter or two about the enormous influence that Britney has had on my personal life, how she helped me through some of the darkest periods of my adolescent years and how I still turn to her music to comfort me. But I won't.
I'm sure I've insulted Ellie once or twice in the past, mainly to poke fun at you for liking her as much as you do, but I really do enjoy her music. "The Writer", "This Love (Will Be Your Downfall)", "I'll Hold My Breath", "Under The Sheets", "Starry-Eyed", and "Lights" are all great songs. Of course, I think it's "criminal" (Britney pun completely
intended) to rank her above the one, the only, the Pop Princess herself, Britney Spears, I respect your love for the awkward girl with the strange voice as she makes for a fantastic #0.