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Kelly Osbourne
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Released: 27th January 2003.
The irony of it all. Kelly Osbourne echoes every listener's sentiments when she sings "Shut up! I don't wanna hear the noise" while peddling her tiresome punk-lite wares and screeching like an injured cat. Yep, she's taken over our TV sets, and now Miss Osbourne is determined to take over the radio by releasing singles that sound like punk songs from the 70s, albeit watered down for the charts of today. You can only imagine her father, Ozzy, cringing when he hears this lightweight, disposable nonsense.
Here's another case of "My dad is famous so I can be as well". Kelly's first single, a cover of Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach", was inoffensive enough, but this tripe isn't worthy of any humans ears! Kelly's voice sounds awful, the tune doesn't know whether it's coming or going, and as for the lyrics - well, they include "blah blah blah blah". Let's hope Kelly isn't around to make a third single. Hopefully she'll take her own advice and "shut up!"
(Dazzle)
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