Fast Food Rockers
Released: 16th June 2003.
OK, don't run and hide just yet; this isn't as bad as it sounds. A single that's already a playground staple (not to mention big on holiday camp/resort dancefloors everywhere), "Fast Food Song" is a tongue-in-cheek slice of throwaway pop. It may not be particularly "high brow", but what it lacks in coolness, it more than makes up for in the good fun department. In the words of the Fast Food Rockers, "enjoy your meal"!
"It's a fun song!" has been the oft repeated quote from Fast Food Rockers these last few weeks, trying to excuse their nonsense of a song. It's reminiscent of Vengaboys and Aqua at their irritating, tiresome, Europop worst. And listen to the chorus: "A Pizza Hut! A Pizza Hut! Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut!" If that doesn't warn you off then God help you. Fun? This is pure, pure evil. Begone fast food demons and never bother us again!