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  • #76
    Originally posted by SholasBoy
    I hope Charlie Slater gives her a good rodgering!
    Charlie Slater wouldn't be able to give Pat a rodgering cos' he really wouldn't know where to put it with all of his 2 brain cells. He is such a num-nuts. I just wanna smack him round the face. :x

    Classic quote : 'All I can do is driving'

    You said it Charlie, you said it
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    • #77
      Originally posted by ollie44
      Originally posted by SholasBoy
      I hope Charlie Slater gives her a good rodgering!
      Charlie Slater wouldn't be able to give Pat a rodgering cos' :
      ....they couldn't get their bodies close enough together?
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      • #78
        I've just had a thought... has Charlie Slater EVER smiled?

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        • #79
          I've just had a thought - get out more!
          Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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          • #80
            LOL I was watching an old EE on UKgold and the annoucer at the start was like "Next up Roys being told to go on the straight and narrow - not by Pat of course - she's never been "straight" (long pause lasts about 3 secs) or narrow"
            Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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            • #81
              LMAO
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              • #82
                Sonia in a tight fitting corset styled top!

                BEFORE the watershed!

                Is that allowed?!

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Thriller
                  Sonia in a tight fitting corset styled top!

                  BEFORE the watershed!

                  Is that allowed?!
                  What's the watershed got to do with it? :-?

                  It shouldn't be allowed at ANY TIME!

                  Four words to guide you through those awful scenes...

                  Mutton...
                  dressed...
                  as...
                  lamb!
                  When you left I lost a part of me, It's still so hard to believe
                  Come back baby please cos We belong together

                  June 27th

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                  • #84
                    No, Mutton Dressed As Lamb is actually a phrase which means "old person dressed as young person"
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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by SholasBoy
                      No, Mutton Dressed As Lamb is actually a phrase which means "old person dressed as young person"
                      So that is...Pat then?
                      Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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                      • #86
                        LOL - Mmmmm I should be so lucky!!
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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by SholasBoy
                          No, Mutton Dressed As Lamb is actually a phrase which means "old person dressed as young person"
                          You mean Sonia isn't 47?

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Thriller
                            Originally posted by SholasBoy
                            No, Mutton Dressed As Lamb is actually a phrase which means "old person dressed as young person"
                            You mean Sonia isn't 47?
                            She's 47 stone if that helps!
                            When you left I lost a part of me, It's still so hard to believe
                            Come back baby please cos We belong together

                            June 27th

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Dazzle
                              Originally posted by Thriller
                              Originally posted by SholasBoy
                              No, Mutton Dressed As Lamb is actually a phrase which means "old person dressed as young person"
                              You mean Sonia isn't 47?
                              She's 47 stone if that helps!
                              Strange isn't it, she still gets all the chubby chasers after her too! Maybe fat is the new thin, with Michelle McManus about as well?

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                              • #90
                                Wow! I can see this year's list of FHM's sexiest women!

                                3. Sonia Jackson
                                2. Michelle McManys
                                1. Rik Waller in drag
                                When you left I lost a part of me, It's still so hard to believe
                                Come back baby please cos We belong together

                                June 27th

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                                • #91
                                  You're right! Is the world going mad?!

                                  Next thing we know, Rachel McFarlane from the LMC Vs. U2 song will be posing naked for Playboy!

                                  *wishes for a "being sick" smilie*

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                                  • #92
                                    Phil McFadden bears all for Cosmo!
                                    Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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                                    • #93
                                      Steve Mitchell?

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                                      • #94
                                        Centrespread...
                                        Jim Branning!

                                        Ooh. I say! [/Dot mode]
                                        When you left I lost a part of me, It's still so hard to believe
                                        Come back baby please cos We belong together

                                        June 27th

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                                        • #95
                                          Eastenders really made me shout out at the tv today.

                                          When Sharon signed the papers of Angies Den over I was going 'Sharroooon' then it showed you the deeds and she wrote 'Up Yours! Brilliant!!!!!!!!
                                          Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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                                          • #96
                                            Originally posted by Skelofect
                                            Eastenders really made me shout out at the tv today.

                                            When Sharon signed the papers of Angies Den over I was going 'Sharroooon' then it showed you the deeds and she wrote 'Up Yours! Brilliant!!!!!!!!
                                            That was sexcellent. Especially when she relaised Sam was in control and when she double bluffed Andy with the whole sale thingy.

                                            I forgot how much I loved Eastenders up until today. It was excellent. Yay for Sonia being beautiful
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                                            • #97
                                              Originally posted by ollie44

                                              I forgot how much I loved Eastenders up until today. It was excellent. Yay for Sonia being beautiful
                                              I wish they'd actually let her look nice for once.. I know she can 'cause I saw her dressed up as a very sexy nurse once (when she was thinner)
                                              Can't make decisions, I could use some more distractions today..

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                                              • #98
                                                Sonia? Sexy? See... you just can't form a proper sentence out of it!

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                                                • #99
                                                  Originally posted by McDreams
                                                  Originally posted by ollie44

                                                  I forgot how much I loved Eastenders up until today. It was excellent. Yay for Sonia being beautiful
                                                  I wish they'd actually let her look nice for once.. I know she can 'cause I saw her dressed up as a very sexy nurse once (when she was thinner)
                                                  I'm actually lovin' the new haircut they've given her. Martin must give her a right good ding dong if that's the effort she's makin. However, that top she bought in last night's episode was a bit rank :-? I think I stared at her for like 5 minutes the other night trying to work out whether she was in fact pretty and came to the conclusion that she was. She's not just some Top Shop tart

                                                  Does anyone else think that Adi's a bit of a loser really? You just wanna smack him in the gob for being such a ponce. Tariq's saving his brother's life for God's sake. Plus he ain't bad as a salesman! Quite liking Vicki's designs.

                                                  *runs off to buy one of Vicki's jumpers*

                                                  *realises gender*
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                                                  • Sonia is dog rough! No matter how her hair is!

                                                    I wish the Ferreira's had all been stabbed, then they can all go and piss off and swap kidneys for the rest of their pointless lives :evil:

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