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  • "I met Bert in the 50's" - Burt only looks about 50 You was builders when you were 1 year olds?

    "I broke into a safe factory, opened all the safe's because I could"

    Have you ever heard such shit?

    Eastenders is so crap at the minute. :-?
    Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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    • Originally posted by Skelofect
      "I met Bert in the 50's" - Burt only looks about 50 You was builders when you were 1 year olds?
      I thought that I worked out Joe is probably about 63 if he started primary school in 1950 when he would've been 7 (hence him being born in 1943). But I thought Bert was no older than 55, yet he met Bert in the 50s!? Let's say the latest they met was 1959 - Joe would've been 16 and Bert would've had to have been at least that too, so they're basically saying Bert is 63 :-?

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      • time and too much to spare...

        Eugh, someone throw Ben down the stairs, and preferably into Carly. :x

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        • Carly is awful, yes, and EE might have gone back a few steps recently but they're getting rid of a lot of dead wood and introducing some great new characters/actors.

          The one I'm most excited about is the character of Tania Branning, mother of Lauren and Abi Branning, to be played by:



          Jo Joyner, famous as Beth in No Angels and Linda Moss in 2 episodes of Dr. Who

          Here's an article from digitalspy:

          I've had numerous e-mails over the past few weeks regarding the hoard of rumoured characters who are supposedly gearing up to make their first appearance in Walford.

          Thus far, I've had 10 names thrown at me, so I decided to do some digging and find out who actually will be walking around Albert Square.

          The answer is only three out of the 10 will be making an appearance in the forseeable future.

          The character of Sean Slater WILL be joining later this year. Among those actors rumoured to be playing the part is Abs Breen of former boyband 5ive fame. Sean is the brother of Stacey Slater (Lacey Turner) and the son of Jean Slater (Gillian Wright).

          It might be a coincidence but Jean Slater is returning in the summer and Sean Slater will joining later this year... We'll just have to wait and see if both events coincide.

          As yet, the role has yet to be cast.

          There's also the news of Lauren and Abi Branning - who are also yet to be cast - following the announcement of Jo Joyner joining the show who will play their mother Tania Branning.

          Now here's the list of those characters which the scriptwriters currently have no plans for at the moment - that's not to say the characters may never arrive as my insider told me 'never say never'. But for now, here are the ones not joining for the forseeable future:

          Dominic Porter (rumoured to be played by Chris Fosh)
          Melissa Porter
          Ryan Macer
          Grace Julien
          Chris Rickman
          Greg Moon
          Ollie - The Christmas EP
          www.myspace.com/olliegoulding

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          • Carly's voice has the most annoying tone to it ever. She sounds like she's constantly being sarcastic. It's like:

            "Tomorrow, it's 5 years since he died"
            "Tomorrow, it's 5 years since he died"

            This Ben/Phil/Ian storyline is an absolutle pile of compost, when they speak you can actually see the steam from the crap sentances rise out of their mouths.

            Ok, exageration but still. All they've done is stopped a popular character (Kathy) from ever returing and gave themselves an extra 2/3 months of awkward story until Ben lives with one of them.

            Whoopiedoodledoooooooooo!

            And Burt? Piss off. Take Joe with you. You make we want to scrape my head up and down a brick wall.
            Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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            • I love Jane, actually is it wrong to fancy her? I want her to ditch Ian and shack up with Grant and his Brazilian wife

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              • Originally posted by Skelofect
                "Tomorrow, it's 5 years since he died"
                "Tomorrow, it's 5 years since he died"


                And Pat's reply "Oh, of course it is!"

                like it was obvious :-?

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                • I like how it takes Mo a whole weekened to figure out that Ben was with Fweddie at the point he began to start crying.

                  And Sonia, dragging her feet ALL the way accross the square to Dot's house for some impartial advice. To be dazzled with "Maybe you should ask Martin anyway...he can always say no".

                  Bafta's on the way.

                  Are they running out of ways in which Phil can make Ben feel more like hell? Next week he installs a webcam in Kath's coffin.

                  "'Missing you Mum, Ben?...It ain't much ,but I got this off the market that way you'll be able to see here all the time, eh."
                  Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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                  • Well, the best parts of last night's episode were the Gremlins. Running the ad for "New Tricks" again on the left side of the screen about 10 minutes into the episode added some badly-needed tension, whereas running the closing credits about 10 minutes prematurely (although they neglected to play the theme tune and thus obscure the dialogue) also helped perk up proceedings no end.

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                    • Originally posted by irishguy28
                      Well, the best parts of last night's episode were the Gremlins. Running the ad for "New Tricks" again on the left side of the screen about 10 minutes into the episode added some badly-needed tension, whereas running the closing credits about 10 minutes prematurely (although they neglected to play the theme tune and thus obscure the dialogue) also helped perk up proceedings no end.
                      LOL, that was amusing.

                      I couldn't believe it took Mo so long to figure it out either! Even Honey would've cracked it in a day!

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                      • Originally posted by irishguy28
                        Well, the best parts of last night's episode were the Gremlins. Running the ad for "New Tricks" again on the left side of the screen about 10 minutes into the episode added some badly-needed tension, whereas running the closing credits about 10 minutes prematurely (although they neglected to play the theme tune and thus obscure the dialogue) also helped perk up proceedings no end.

                        I know lol - what was with that? Purely WTF moment. Moment-s rather...

                        Looks like they let the Work Experience Kid operate the Vision Mixer!

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                        • Originally posted by Hardfaze
                          Looks like they let the Work Experience Kid operate the Vision Mixer!
                          They're keeping that work experience kid busy. Likes like they're writing the script these days, too....

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                          • Originally posted by irishguy28
                            Originally posted by Hardfaze
                            Looks like they let the Work Experience Kid operate the Vision Mixer!
                            They're keeping that work experience kid busy. Likes like they're writing the script these days, too....
                            Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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                            • Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Loves it!

                              Anyways, would some seeeeeeerrrriiiooously SHUT UP Little Mo. She's makin me wanna bang me head offa wall. How annoying can one person be?!
                              Thought that I was the devil?
                              But I'm an angel waiting for my wings.

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                              • Why does Mo style her hair like a chemo patient?

                                Ooh Phil's caught Jane and Grant then... I give it two weeks before Ian finds out!

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                                • WTF sonia?!
                                  Are you gay or not you daft bitch?

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                                  • Yeah she's the one who walks out for some muff diving and then she's got a wobbling bottom lip because Martin wants a divorce? Duh!

                                    The only good thing at the moment is Jane & Grant, their scenes are cool and I still love Jane! Chelsea and her mum are good new additions but it's a shame they're getting involved with those crap Wicks'.

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                                    • I agree about Chelsea + Muvva (where have I seen her before?) but bloody hell. A dvd??? What sort of size would it be that they have to leave a "we came while you were out notese" with it???

                                      And Naomi "lets be out and proud", why does she have no family?
                                      Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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                                      • "You'll never see Rebecca again!"

                                        "I'm a bovvered though, Pauline? Look at my face? Do I look bovvered tho?. Rebecca, face, Margret, bovvered, Pauline, Rebecca, face, Betty, Martin, face, Marget, hit by bus tomorrow, ill health, pregnant but just thought I was fat, Rebecca, I AINT bovvered?"


                                        "Oh no, its our new screen mum"


                                        "Now then Now then"


                                        "Daniel Radcliffe? I shit Daniel Radcliffe"


                                        "Hello Noel, yes...5 and a half grand or she can piss her own way home"


                                        "You havent seen each other for 5 hours...well Surprise Surprise chuck. This is your son in law flown all the way in from Walford, London"


                                        "Sonia, our realtionship was always doomed. We never stopped walking under ladders"


                                        "cadburys cream egg - how do you eat yours?"


                                        "I'm in Bad Girls"


                                        "Hustle - Series 4. New cast"
                                        Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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                                        • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

                                          David that is just too funny! I particularly love the Lucy = DOND banker and Sonia's bovvered moment
                                          Ollie - The Christmas EP
                                          www.myspace.com/olliegoulding

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                                          • '21 years working on this tripe and I still can't afford a friggin facelift!'




                                            'You're kidding? So it's not right to go out with guys less than half my age?'




                                            'Look, I'm telling you, Daz really does leave your whites sparkling white! See!'
                                            Ollie - The Christmas EP
                                            www.myspace.com/olliegoulding

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                                            • Brilliant! I love the Daz one!

                                              Everyone do more, go oonnnn.
                                              Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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                                              • "But shes innocent!"
                                                "Computer says no"


                                                "What do you mean I cant have breast implants?"


                                                "Stay with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"


                                                "Oh shit, someone bought a washing machine!"
                                                Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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                                                • LMAO especially the last one
                                                  http://www.last.fm/user/Craig26/

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                                                  • Originally posted by Skelofect

                                                    "Oh shit, someone bought a washing machine!"
                                                    LOL LOL LOL

                                                    Love the Sonia "bovvered" one, Ben and Lucy ones - absolutely hilarious!

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