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  • #61
    Well, I don't personally find hören amusing, so I'm just assuming that's why.

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    • #62
      Originally posted by Timmy94
      @fpfbm54: Of course, I mean how should I get the connection ?
      It's that thing you put into the möse, if you want to.
      ¡Eh, mamá!
      Me quiero matar
      El mundo se va a la mierda
      Y no he hecho nada

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      • #63
        Funny thing is that Muschi = vagina = cat and Möpse = tits = dogs.

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        • #64
          lol. Private dick is Privatdetektiv. http://en-de.dict.cc/?s=dick
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          • #65
            Originally posted by Airwrecka
            Well, I don't personally find hören amusing, so I'm just assuming that's why.
            I really don't know why it's such a big dil do.

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            • #66
              Originally posted by fpfbm54
              Originally posted by Timmy94
              And up to now I didn't get why people laughed at the word "dick" !
              Really though??
              timmy, what is this mess? do you ever google about adult stuff?

              mess about hören/wh*re For me, funny word is Kurve (which would be curves in English), but it's written exactly the same in Serbian and it means whores.
              be kind to every kind (also the unkind kind!!!!! )

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              • #67
                Originally posted by keks
                Originally posted by Airwrecka
                Well, I don't personally find hören amusing, so I'm just assuming that's why.
                I really don't know why it's such a big dil do.
                marina, ha diamonds

                deal though = dildo
                be kind to every kind (also the unkind kind!!!!! )

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                • #68
                  Oh God.. I'm a little drunk after "celebrating" another flop exam and typing on the phone (with the keyboard set to British English) is a mess. I, of course, meant Honig and not Hönig

                  Yup, I knew that -ig at the end should be pronounced as -ich but I can swear that I did hear people saying König/Honig (like Iggy) and not Könich/Honich. Or maybe I confused myself here. :-?

                  As for "dick", my German teacher at Göthe Institut in Delhi turned a few shades red when forming sentences like "Michael ist dick" and there was a student by the name Michael there in class. She blamed it on the Tangram book we used.
                  Dans ce convoi de larmes
                  Je te dédie ma mort
                  Et je saigne, saigne encore...

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by Chun
                    lol. Private dick is Privatdetektiv. http://en-de.dict.cc/?s=dick
                    And apparently Serby refers to a dick as Zumpferl .

                    @Keks: Yeah, some old women call their cats Muschi . And yeah, Möpse = pugs, that's usually the center of many jokes around here .

                    @Serby: Messy Serbians . I mean I know the English word "dick" but when I read the German word somewhere, I wouldn't expect people to actually laugh about it .
                    Je n'ai qu'une philosophie: Être acceptée comme je suis. Malgré tout ce qu'on me dit, je reste le poing levé.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Serby
                      Originally posted by fpfbm54
                      Originally posted by Timmy94
                      And up to now I didn't get why people laughed at the word "dick" !
                      Really though??
                      timmy, what is this mess? do you ever google about adult stuff?

                      mess about hören/wh*re For me, funny word is Kurve (which would be curves in English), but it's written exactly the same in Serbian and it means whores.
                      Frauen wollen dünn sein, Männer wollen Kurven.
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                      • #71
                        As I told you before, we had a cat when I was 3 years old. She was named Muschi. Muschi died in a car accident.
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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by Chun
                          Originally posted by Serby
                          Originally posted by fpfbm54
                          Originally posted by Timmy94
                          And up to now I didn't get why people laughed at the word "dick" !
                          Really though??
                          timmy, what is this mess? do you ever google about adult stuff?

                          mess about hören/wh*re For me, funny word is Kurve (which would be curves in English), but it's written exactly the same in Serbian and it means whores.
                          Frauen wollen dünn sein, Männer wollen Kurven.
                          Except the gays who want 6-pack abs
                          Dans ce convoi de larmes
                          Je te dédie ma mort
                          Et je saigne, saigne encore...

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                          • #73
                            lundpop messing up jokes about languages .
                            Je n'ai qu'une philosophie: Être acceptée comme je suis. Malgré tout ce qu'on me dit, je reste le poing levé.

                            Say no to streaming!

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by Chun
                              Frauen wollen dünn sein, Männer wollen Kurven.
                              and we pronounce 'wolle' for lieben, so I read it as guys want hoes and guys like hoes.
                              be kind to every kind (also the unkind kind!!!!! )

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by Serby
                                guys want hoes and guys like hoes.
                                Slogan for Miley's success.
                                My tits are made of silicone, just like the Earth and sea...

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                                • #76
                                  Originally posted by CrazyCrazy
                                  Originally posted by Serby
                                  guys want hoes and guys like hoes.
                                  Slogan for Miley's success.
                                  And we can't stop...
                                  Je n'ai qu'une philosophie: Être acceptée comme je suis. Malgré tout ce qu'on me dit, je reste le poing levé.

                                  Say no to streaming!

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                                  • #77
                                    Originally posted by Timmy94
                                    lundpop messing up jokes about languages .
                                    I'm drunk so forgive me tonight
                                    Dans ce convoi de larmes
                                    Je te dédie ma mort
                                    Et je saigne, saigne encore...

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                                    • #78
                                      I hate German, whywould you use those long ords, WHYYY

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                                      • #79
                                        Originally posted by CrazyCrazy
                                        Originally posted by Serby
                                        guys want hoes and guys like hoes.
                                        Slogan for Miley's success.
                                        you wanna say that she's a hoe cuz of her overly-sexy image? Or you think she does sex for money?
                                        be kind to every kind (also the unkind kind!!!!! )

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                                        • #80
                                          Originally posted by toni_pest
                                          I hate German, whywould you use those long ords, WHYYY
                                          Because they are cool, just ask Rhabarberbarbara !
                                          Je n'ai qu'une philosophie: Être acceptée comme je suis. Malgré tout ce qu'on me dit, je reste le poing levé.

                                          Say no to streaming!

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                                          • #81
                                            Originally posted by Chun
                                            As I told you before, we had a cat when I was 3 years old. She was named Muschi. Muschi died in a car accident.
                                            Awe, sorry to hear that. :(

                                            Originally posted by Timmy94
                                            Originally posted by toni_pest
                                            I hate German, whywould you use those long ords, WHYYY
                                            Because they are cool, just ask Rhabarberbarbara !
                                            STAHP promoting that thing!

                                            Toni, it's actually really cool. Words aren't really long on their own, cuz if they are it's almost for sure it's a compound word, made out of more words, it's practical.
                                            be kind to every kind (also the unkind kind!!!!! )

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                                            • #82
                                              Originally posted by Timmy94
                                              Originally posted by toni_pest
                                              I hate German, whywould you use those long ords, WHYYY
                                              Because they are cool, just ask Rhabarberbarbara !
                                              http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donaudampf ... pit%C3%A4n
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                                              • #83
                                                Donau­dampfschiffahrts­elektrizitäten­hauptbetriebswerk­bauunterbeamten­gesellschaft
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                                                • #84
                                                  Originally posted by Chun
                                                  Originally posted by Timmy94
                                                  Originally posted by toni_pest
                                                  I hate German, whywould you use those long ords, WHYYY
                                                  Because they are cool, just ask Rhabarberbarbara !
                                                  http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donaudampf ... pit%C3%A4n
                                                  Actually, if it is broken down into bits, it is not that hard to remember.
                                                  Dans ce convoi de larmes
                                                  Je te dédie ma mort
                                                  Et je saigne, saigne encore...

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                                                  • #85
                                                    Originally posted by Chun
                                                    Donau­dampfschiffahrts­elektrizitäten­hauptbetriebswerk­bauunterbeamten­gesellschaft
                                                    Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz though !

                                                    Germany - the country of the useless laws . A shorter but just as funny word is Fleischereifachverkäuferin .

                                                    @lundpop: Although you are a drunk alien ? I already struggle to read that text .
                                                    Je n'ai qu'une philosophie: Être acceptée comme je suis. Malgré tout ce qu'on me dit, je reste le poing levé.

                                                    Say no to streaming!

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                                                    • #86
                                                      These two really exist in German law language:

                                                      Rindfleisch­etikettierungs­überwachungs­aufgaben­übertragungs­gesetz
                                                      Grundstücks­verkehrs­genehmigungs­zuständigkeits­übertragungs­verordnung
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                                                      • #87
                                                        Ah, infamous Donau word.

                                                        I think the problem is not having liong word, it's how Germans (or German language) tends to exaggerate with it, making unencecary compund words.
                                                        be kind to every kind (also the unkind kind!!!!! )

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                                                        • #88
                                                          Originally posted by Chun
                                                          These two really exist in German law language:

                                                          Rindfleisch­etikettierungs­überwachungs­aufgaben­übertragungs­gesetz
                                                          Grundstücks­verkehrs­genehmigungs­zuständigkeits­übertragungs­verordnung
                                                          i can't

                                                          I cracked up at Tschewaptschitschi, Serbian dish or whatever or wherever it's from. We actually have more than just tsch, like softer tsch. Or even harder, dz.
                                                          be kind to every kind (also the unkind kind!!!!! )

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                                                          • #89
                                                            Speaking of foreign language, it's always funny how East European languages can mess up a name. In Germany, we say e.g. Christina, yet they usually mess it up to like Krysztyna .
                                                            Je n'ai qu'une philosophie: Être acceptée comme je suis. Malgré tout ce qu'on me dit, je reste le poing levé.

                                                            Say no to streaming!

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                                                            • #90
                                                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=547a5esPuqE
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