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  • #31
    alex: Daniel in his second week is lower than Tash in her 15th-ish
    Daz: lol. woo Thats what happens when your btother is a minger
    alex: yup , ergh he really is mingin aint he
    Daz: its like WHY DO I FIND MEN ATTRACTIVE
    alex: then you look at Michelle McManus and it's like THAT'S WHY

    was impressed with that!
    Keep your eyes on me...

    Manchester Arena - May 2nd 2008 - Céline Dion - Block B, Row A

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    • #32
      Me and David have a very unhealthy obsession with Hugh Grant and Divine (hence the avatars)
      And so we've both been in hysterics at this:

      Special David says:
      who do you want to be
      Daz says:
      said Hugh to Divine holding up some uniforms
      Daz says:
      i dont care - both ****
      Special David says:
      wanna change locations?
      Special David says:
      Divines lap
      Special David says:
      Hugh Grants face
      Special David says:
      hows this
      Divine Brown's Lap C/C My Limo
      Daz says:
      ive just done hugh grant's face
      Special David says:
      as Divine said after she got out of the limo
      When you left I lost a part of me, It's still so hard to believe
      Come back baby please cos We belong together

      June 27th

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      • #33
        Can you post stuff that doesn't need editing please. This isn't a porno site!

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        • #34
          It ISN'T a porno site?
          Wow. I've been going wrong for 2 years!

          And sorry Mr Lars. At 2am, I kinda forget whats inapprorpiate!
          When you left I lost a part of me, It's still so hard to believe
          Come back baby please cos We belong together

          June 27th

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Dazzle

            And sorry Mr Lars. At 2am, I kinda forget whats inapprorpiate!
            Said a friend of ours in his defence.

            I was watching an episode of Absolutely Fabulous and something Edina said really cracked me up.

            Edina: They're Suprer league rich, these people could order China as a takeaway!
            Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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            • #36
              Opening AOL and seeing that Alex Sibley has run over and killed an OAP made me giggle.
              i know love doesn't change a thing

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              • #37
                That's really evil! :-?
                When you left I lost a part of me, It's still so hard to believe
                Come back baby please cos We belong together

                June 27th

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by TwistedAngel
                  Opening AOL and seeing that Alex Sibley has run over and killed an OAP made me giggle.
                  OMG

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                  • #39
                    Ohh actually, the last thing I laughed at was an interview on the radio earlier, with Geri.

                    The DJ asked what Christmas presents would she buying for her celebrity friends, then he said George Michaels favourite colour was pink and to get him something that colour. Then she started shouting aggressivly down the phone "NO IT ISN'T!"!!

                    I was giggling so much.
                    Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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                    • #40
                      Ohhh, I fully forgot to tell this story. Happened to me about a month ago...

                      OK, so I'm driving to work right? It's about 10.30am and I'm driving right in the middle of town, buildings, houses everywhere.

                      So there I am, just driving along when a creature runs out across the road, forcing me to slam on my breaks. What sort of death-taunting creature forced me to slam on my breaks, I hear you ask? A chook.

                      And all I could think at the time was: "WTF?! Why would a chicken cross the ro..."



                      I hadn't laughed that hard until the Texas Muff(in) incident.
                      Baaaaad relationship??
                      The lyric video for my new single TRIP THE ALARM here!

                      ♬ Keen addictions, between afflictions, I guess I had it coming...

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                      • #41
                        I was in hysterics at My Parents Are Aliens today. I was actually laughing at the screen for ages.

                        Wendy got the part of Mary for the nativity.

                        Lucy is lying bed talking to her on the phone:

                        Lucy: That's the 5th time tonight. Goodnight, I need to sleep.

                        [Hangs up]

                        Phone rings.

                        Lucy: Hello Wendy. Riding lessons? No I dont think you'll actually need to ride the donkey.

                        Mid rehearsal she stops everyone.

                        Wendy: I'm sensing Mary was a clean person. Would she really give birth in a stable? Any chance of a rewrite?

                        Teacher: Of The Bible? Oh yeah, sure. It's not as if whole religions are based on it or anything!

                        Wendy: I'll just work with it then.

                        Rehearsals continue.

                        Wendy: Excuse me, Miss. It's just - if the wisemen stand there the audience in the front row wont be able to see my frankinscence reaction

                        [She then pulls this 'stunned' face]


                        That girl who plays Wendy is hilarious. When she grows up she could be a brilliant comedy actress.
                        Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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                        • #42
                          I was watching McFLY Unzipped ( ) today, and they were talking about all thier awards they won at the SH Poll Winners, and Tom and Harry are there going "Oh my goodness, we're so grateful what are we gonna do with them oh my gosh" and Dougie just goes "We'll have to burn them"
                          this town was meant for passing through but it ain't nothing new

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                          • #43
                            Meh, I'm soooo gonna get judged but what the hell!

                            I was in a lauging fit today, with tears and all, over the word...oblong! Seriously, you say it enough times it loses all meaning as you drift into a state of hysterics!

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                            • #44
                              The new labour party compain slogan

                              "Britain is working"
                              He's finally made a come back. I'm now offically a semi-professional comedian. http://forums.chortle.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=35879.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by crazyman324
                                I was in a lauging fit today, with tears and all, over the word...oblong! Seriously, you say it enough times it loses all meaning as you drift into a state of hysterics!
                                Bloody hell, that works on me too!

                                Ne, words do tend to lose all sense of meaning and pronunciation when you say them repeatedlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
                                This post is highly unlikely to be serious. Please treat it accordingly. Unless it's music-related, in which case I'm damn well right.

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                                • #46
                                  A chav tripped up on the footpath the other day.I thought that was funny!
                                  "It's so COOOOOOOOOOOLD in the D."

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                                  • #47
                                    Last night I went bowling for the "work Christmas party" and my boss was totally pissed, even before we left, and all night she was terrorising the poor assistants there, cuzz she kept getting the balls stuck down the alley, and she asked one of them to put her tit back in, because it fell out!
                                    this town was meant for passing through but it ain't nothing new

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                                    • #48
                                      Originally posted by Twixy
                                      Last night I went bowling for the "work Christmas party" and my boss was totally pissed, even before we left, and all night she was terrorising the poor assistants there, cuzz she kept getting the balls stuck down the alley, and she asked one of them to put her tit back in, because it fell out!
                                      How do you work, you're like 13! Is it a paper round or slave labour at £1 an hour?
                                      THRILLER’S SOUNDS OF THE 90s

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                                      • #49
                                        Ok. So me and my friend Rachel have a list of people we're planning to kill, and Santa is top of it - so she just said:

                                        "I'm gonna put my fire on, so when he comes down my chimney, he'll burn"

                                        I've been in hysterics at that for 10 minutes!
                                        When you left I lost a part of me, It's still so hard to believe
                                        Come back baby please cos We belong together

                                        June 27th

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                                        • #50
                                          Originally posted by Thriller
                                          Originally posted by Twixy
                                          Last night I went bowling for the "work Christmas party" and my boss was totally pissed, even before we left, and all night she was terrorising the poor assistants there, cuzz she kept getting the balls stuck down the alley, and she asked one of them to put her tit back in, because it fell out!
                                          How do you work, you're like 13! Is it a paper round or slave labour at £1 an hour?
                                          I can work. As long as the hours are between 6.00am and 8.00pm (or something) and pay is no higher than £2.50 an hour, it's all legal.

                                          And no, I don't do a paper round or slave labour, I'm an assistant in teacher toddlers how to swim.
                                          this town was meant for passing through but it ain't nothing new

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                                          • #51
                                            I was just watching some programme on BBC1, called Out-take TV I think, with nasty ginge as the host. Anyway, I think they were showing clips of that awful sitcom Mad About Alice with Jamie Theakston and Amanda Holden.

                                            Amanda Holden was saying her lines then stopped cos she thought she got it wrong but she hadn't and the whole scene was messed up and she said something like 'I smell Baftas' You kinda had to be there

                                            The outtakes of Little Britain were hilarious too - Matthew Lycas cannot keep a straight face, particularly in the Andy and Lou sketches
                                            Ollie - The Christmas EP
                                            www.myspace.com/olliegoulding

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                                            • #52
                                              Originally posted by Dazzle
                                              Ok. So me and my friend Rachel have a list of people we're planning to kill, and Santa is top of it - so she just said:

                                              "I'm gonna put my fire on, so when he comes down my chimney, he'll burn"

                                              I've been in hysterics at that for 10 minutes!



                                              Brilliant.

                                              I love Santa.
                                              Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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                                              • #53
                                                http://www.mrandmrswheatley.co.uk/cunningstunt.html
                                                He's finally made a come back. I'm now offically a semi-professional comedian. http://forums.chortle.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=35879.

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                                                • #54
                                                  Oh, I've been luaghing for 5 minutes at a convo I had with Martin.

                                                  Special David Sing to me another love song. says:
                                                  i dont think i am, i always been really ugly to be honest

                                                  Martin : I am the sun and the air says:
                                                  nobody thinks they're gorgeous though

                                                  Martin : I am the sun and the air says:
                                                  apart from Christina Aguilera




                                                  Give that guy a medal, I nearly fell off my seat.
                                                  Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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                                                  • #55
                                                    Took me about 5 minutes to understand Martins comment...I'm so slow.
                                                    I s'pose the last thing that made me laugh was an Britney interview Cd from Daz.
                                                    She so scabby it's great

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                                                    • #56
                                                      That fat kid yawning behind George Bush..how could I have missed that all year?
                                                      "I'm overwhelmed with gratitude, 'cause baby I'm so thankful I've found you.."

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                                                      • #57
                                                        Originally posted by crazyman324
                                                        Took me about 5 minutes to understand Martins comment...I'm so slow.
                                                        I s'pose the last thing that made me laugh was an Britney interview Cd from Daz.
                                                        She so scabby it's great


                                                        You do realise you need to interview her now and record it!
                                                        (Don't tell people its just a CD - that will spoil the tricks of the trade)
                                                        When you left I lost a part of me, It's still so hard to believe
                                                        Come back baby please cos We belong together

                                                        June 27th

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                                                        • #58
                                                          Last night when I was playing Mousetrap ( ) all the pieces had broke, so me and my friend decided to try and fix them.
                                                          We ended up melting most of them, and nearly setting the sofa on fire.
                                                          It was absolutley hilarious though!
                                                          this town was meant for passing through but it ain't nothing new

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                                                          • #59
                                                            I am painfully aware that this is no laughing matter... but I just can't help myself!

                                                            From http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 144467.stm
                                                            The only airport in Aceh province was closed early on Tuesday after an aid plane hit a cow on the runway.

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                                                            • #60
                                                              That is soooo wrong!
                                                              this town was meant for passing through but it ain't nothing new

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