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    Lady Gaga has taken home the top prize from the German Holstein Show in Oldenburg, making her the closest thing to a "Miss Germany" in the bovine world.
    "For a cow of this age she's in phenomenal form," juror Klaus-Dieter Augustin said.
    Gaga beat around 200 competitors from all over Germany and Luxemburg to take the coveted ribbon and be known as "Grand Champion" for the coming two years.

    "I bought Lady Gaga three years ago, I have no idea why the previous owner gave her that name," owner Henrik Wille from Lower Saxony told The Local on Friday.
    Wille keeps Gaga and two other prize contenders in a private box back on the farm so that she won't be injured by other cows.
    "They live together, they won't do anything to each other. We keep them separate from the others so they stay thin and pretty and take them down to the pasture separately.
    "I have some very nice, beautiful 'normal' dairy cows who produce milk, but none of them are like her."

    Gaga like many other prize contenders travels with her own stylist, making backstage before the show a riot of hair trimming, shampoo foam and sweeping brushes.
    She had to show off some fancy footwork while running several laps of a paddock before lining up in a row to impress the jury and 5,000 spectators in Oldenburg's EWE Arena.

    But it's all in a day's work for top models like Lady Gaga, whose strong legs, well-formed udders and top-notch phsyique carried her to victory.
    The four-legged beauty has been showered with prizes at recent shows, making her a shoo-in for the title among Germany's roughly 2.6 million Holstein dairy cows.
    Wille says that the win will be "good advertising for my business.
    "If people see that I have good cows, they'll come to me to buy young ones," he added.

    Lady Gaga has her own page on his website listing all the awards she's won.
    But the dairy farmer was also keen to point out that now she's famous, Lady Gaga can have a teaching role too.
    "If anyone wants to come and see her, they're more than welcome," he said. "I have school classes visit sometimes and they can come and interact with the cows, stroke them and so on," he said.
    To celebrate her big day, Lady Gaga will be milked and washed before tucking into an extra portion of hay, Wille said.
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  • #2
    She's an ugly cow!
    My tits are made of silicone, just like the Earth and sea...

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    • #3
      If Stefani debuts a new meat dress, I'm gonna be checking in with Henrik
      Straight white men rule everything around me

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      • #4
        holy cow
        My Chart

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        • #5

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          • #6
            Lady Gaga, whose strong legs, well-formed udders and top-notch phsyique carried her to victory.
            SLAY

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            • #7
              I love cows
              Really do
              I'm from the German countryside myself and I would love to visit such a pageant
              She really is a beautiful cow
              And if there are kittens named Rihanna and puppies named shakira (common thing in Germany - hate this trend) then why not a lady gaga along the Emmas and Marthas of the cow world ?

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              • #8
                Get that promo LG5

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                • #9
                  Talent always wins.

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                  • #10
                    She needs to wear this cow at the VMAs next year

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                    • #11
                      Crying at this thread.

                      Slay Gags, coming for the untapped Indian market with the LG5 era!
                      Listen to my 2016 Eurovision Song Contest entry: MIRACLE

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                      • #12
                        I screamed
                        ? Girls' Generation ?
                        ? HyoYeon ? Britney Spears ?

                        Girls' Generation is the best-selling girl group of all time.

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                        • #13
                          in b4 it's GaGz for real in a cow costume! Such a perfect illusion!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Taurus
                            She needs to wear this cow at the VMAs next year
                            Lord!!!

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                            • #15
                              Well at least she didn't get named the ugliest one
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                              • #16
                                That cow conquered the judges with her poker face.
                                B**** come here! B**** come here! B**** come here!

                                Im staying right here.

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                                • #17
                                  YASSS! Cow culture was in farm, now farm's in cow culture in me.



                                  The rightful heir of Moo.

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                                  • #18
                                    Thread of the year. I am still laughing after days.

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                                    • #19
                                      What on earth, funny hahahahaha

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                                      • #20
                                        Perfect Mooooolusion.
                                        B**** come here! B**** come here! B**** come here!

                                        Im staying right here.

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                                        • #21
                                          Meh, seen much prettier cows tbh

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                                          • #22
                                            Being the pettiest cow was only a perfect illusion. But now it is moooooooooooo, it is mooooooooo.
                                            B**** come here! B**** come here! B**** come here!

                                            Im staying right here.

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                                            • #23
                                              Unfortunately our bovine queen passed away two years ago She died at the age of 13 after a short but severe illness.

                                              Rest in peace icon, you will forever live in our hearts

                                              Ne me cherche pas, je ne suis plus l, baby

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                                              • #24
                                                Human Gaga can't relate

                                                Should have been named after an Xmas One Hit Wonder instead though
                                                DUA LIPA - RIHANNA - THE WEEKND - DOJA CAT
                                                98 - OUT

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