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  • Misheard Lyrics

    Seeing as the other topic can't be bumped, I've decided to start a new one, mainly so I can tell you my misheard lyrics!

    Ok, I know some of these have already been mentioned but nevermind! My misheard lyrics are in bold...

    Sugababes - Round Round

    We'll ride still fired on the beat down low
    We'll ride stir fried on the beat down low

    Kelly Rowland - Stole

    She put her fingers in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theatre show
    She put her fingers in the entrance and let China see the show

    Christina Aguilera - Fighter

    Made my skin a little bit thicker
    Made my skin a little bit pinker

    Steps - 5, 6, 7, 8

    Not so much a misheard lyric, but a different version we used to sing at school

    My boot-scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy
    My brother bummed a baby, it's drivin' me crazy

    Girls Aloud - Jump

    And heaven waits here at my door
    And hell it's Winter at my door

  • #2
    A classic:

    Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze

    'Scuse me please while I kiss the sky
    'Scuse me please while I kiss this guy
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    • #3
      DJ Sammy - Heaven...

      "Now our dreams are coming true, through the good times and the bad"

      I thought she said:

      "Now our dreams are coming through, through the good times in the bed"
      Don't explain yourself 'cos talk is cheap,
      There's more important things than hearing you speak.

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      • #4
        www.kissthisguy.com or www.amiright.com have tons of those - the things people hear
        These foolish games are tearing me apart

        My CHART

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        • #5
          lol I remember when I first heard Fatman's Be Faithfull back in the days there was this show I liked called 'popular', and I remember when I first heard it I thought it said:

          Yeah, Fatman Scoop, Brooke McQueen
          Fatman Scoop, Brooke McQueen,

          The real version said,

          Yeah, Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan
          Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan

          Help

          http://thegeneration2000.blogspot.com/

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          • #6
            Ok. I've just been looking at the lyrics to Shania's 'You're still the one' for my signature....

            I realised I've been singing it wrong!

            I thought it was:
            They said, our bed, they'll never make it!

            And the real lyrics are:
            They said "I bet they'll never make it"!

            When you left I lost a part of me, It's still so hard to believe
            Come back baby please cos We belong together

            June 27th

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            • #7
              i always thought dido said "i will go down with this s***"

              Originally posted by San
              lol I remember when I first heard Fatman's Be Faithfull back in the days there was this show I liked called 'popular', and I remember when I first heard it I thought it said:

              Yeah, Fatman Scoop, Brooke McQueen
              Fatman Scoop, Brooke McQueen,

              The real version said,

              Yeah, Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan
              Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan

              whoo! Brooke McQueen ah i loved popular. i miss mary cherry
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              • #8
                Originally posted by honeystacia
                i always thought dido said "i will go down with this shit"
                LOL! I thought it said

                'I will go far with this ship'
                Help

                http://thegeneration2000.blogspot.com/

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Dazzle

                  I thought it was:
                  They said, our bed, they'll never make it! :


                  I dunno why it's funny.
                  Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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                  • #10
                    I was just listening to Michelle's album and the track How Can Sorry Ever Mend A Broken Heart. She was singin and I was typing and suddenly I heard her sing :

                    Where can I go when mammaries are tearing me apart?

                    Shouldn't that be Jordan?
                    Ollie - The Christmas EP
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                    • #11
                      Re: Misheard Lyrics

                      The Offspring - The Kid's Arn't Alright

                      Chances Thrown, Nothing's free
                      Caz has grown, Nothing's free

                      Weezer - Buddy Holly

                      I don't care what they say about us anyway
                      I don't care what say abut us sueing

                      Evanescence - Bring Me To Life

                      Wake me up
                      W**k me off
                      He's finally made a come back. I'm now offically a semi-professional comedian. http://forums.chortle.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=35879.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Misheard Lyrics

                        Originally posted by ManicFan2k
                        Weezer - Buddy Holly

                        I don't care what they say about us anyway
                        I don't care what say abut us sueing
                        LOL, I always thought that was...

                        I don't care what they say about our suitcase

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                        • #13
                          Ok Dum Dums - The kind of day I had.

                          Stare at the clock, Stare at the clock, Stare at the clock, Stare at the clock, Stare at the clock, Stare at the clock...

                          Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k,

                          Ahem!
                          Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Skelofect
                            Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k,

                            Ahem!
                            Hmmmm...

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                            • #15
                              Avril Lavigne - Thing's I'll Never Say

                              "I I could say what I wanna see, I wanna see you go down on one knee"

                              Could have sworn she was saying:

                              "If I could say what I wanna see, I wanna see you go down on me"

                              This lines comes after her saying she wants to "blow you away" so its not haerd to imagine why I thought this ay!
                              She don't like that kind of behaviour.
                              So thrown down your guns,
                              Don't be so reckless.

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                              • #16
                                LOL @ Kelly Rowland!

                                Can't think of any off the top of my head tho, I usually just murmer any old rubbish when I dunno the words
                                1 Harry Styles|2 Dua Lipa |3 Doja Cat |4 Elodie|5 Lizzo |

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                                • #17
                                  Originally posted by SholasBoy
                                  LOL @ Kelly Rowland!

                                  Can't think of any off the top of my head tho, I usually just murmer any old rubbish when I dunno the words
                                  Think of numerous Missy Elliott songs for example

                                  Am I the only one who thought at the very beginning that in Britney Spears "Toxic"

                                  "Too High, Can't Come Down"

                                  I always thought that lyric was definitely something else

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                                  • #18
                                    Originally posted by BadRapture
                                    Avril Lavigne - Thing's I'll Never Say

                                    "I I could say what I wanna see, I wanna see you go down on one knee"

                                    Could have sworn she was saying:

                                    "If I could say what I wanna see, I wanna see you go down on me"


                                    Dude... you mean you WANTED her to be saying that..?

                                    (Yeah, I wouldn't complain either. )
                                    This post is highly unlikely to be serious. Please treat it accordingly. Unless it's music-related, in which case I'm damn well right.

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                                    • #19
                                      Classic example of me mishearing the lyrics:

                                      CCR - Bad Moon Rising

                                      There's a bad moon on the rise
                                      Wear the bamboo on the right

                                      My friend once heard some guy singing Natalie Imbruglia's Torn like this:

                                      I'm all out of faith
                                      I'm a lettuce face
                                      Let's embrace the point of no return.

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                                      • #20
                                        Originally posted by Virgostar
                                        Classic example of me mishearing the lyrics:

                                        CCR - Bad Moon Rising

                                        There's a bad moon on the rise
                                        Wear the bamboo on the right
                                        I always thought that line went "There's a bathroom on the right"!
                                        Freaky Fly Bry's Top 100

                                        M4B Charts Central

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                                        • #21
                                          So did a whole lot of people, if you've ever seen the amount of entries for this song on this site!
                                          Let's embrace the point of no return.

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                                          • #22
                                            Originally posted by thelazyboy
                                            Dude... you mean you WANTED her to be saying that..?

                                            (Yeah, I wouldn't complain either. )
                                            Nah, course not......well.........actually yeh I wouldn't knock it back.
                                            She don't like that kind of behaviour.
                                            So thrown down your guns,
                                            Don't be so reckless.

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                                            • #23
                                              Re: Misheard Lyrics

                                              Guns N Roses - You Could Be Mine

                                              With your bit*h slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue
                                              when your bits stop rubbing and your cocanie's gone

                                              The Darkness - I Beleive In A Thing Called Love

                                              Oooooh, Guitar!
                                              Ooooh, Get down!!!!

                                              The Darkness - Growing On Me

                                              Sleeping in an empty bed
                                              Sleeping in a electric bed
                                              He's finally made a come back. I'm now offically a semi-professional comedian. http://forums.chortle.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=35879.

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                                              • #24
                                                britney spears - boys

                                                i heard: what would it take for you to just sleep with me
                                                she really sings: what would it take for you to just leave with me
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                                                • #25
                                                  OMG, I swear I heard this before!

                                                  I can taste on your lips a Muller Rice

                                                  from Britney Spears "Toxic"!

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