
No, it's not a survivor about our very own hun, but of all of the other iconic huns who provided us with some of the best (and worst) music during the hunniest decade of all - the Noughties.
"What is a hun?" I hear you ask! Well, the first thing to note is that 'hun culture' is pretty British, but extends itself to other cultures - so due to this only non-American acts will compete in this survivor. Another qualifier is that the overwhelming majority of huns are girlies, so only female acts have a place here.
Being a hun is almost like having the X Factor... it's a bit intangible and just something you can't quite put your finger on, but you just know that popstar is a hun in some way. It might be the way they dress or dance, the beverages they drink, the brands they promote, how much the gays adore them or just being tragically basic and ordinary.
Hun culture is getting excited for your "holibobs", watching Ru Paul's Drag Race with a gin in a giant goblet from 'B&M Bargains', knowing every Gemma Collins meme inside out, being obsessed with Kat Slater saying she's a "total slag" and getting ready to a playlist that probably contains a lot of the songs below!
Check out @hunsnet and @loveofhuns on instagram for more hun-derstanding.
HUNS OF THE NOUGHTIES PLAYLIST
Each act is limited to three songs each, with their 3 most huntastic hits being chosen
Only non-US, female acts qualify
Alesha Dixon - Breathe Slow
Alesha Dixon - Lipstick
Alesha Dixon - The Boy Does Nothing
Alexandra Burke - Bad Boys
Alice Deejay - Will I Ever
Alsou - Before You Love Me
Angel City - Do You Know (I Go Crazy)
Angel City - Touch Me (All Night Long)
Angel City feat. Lara McAllen - Love Me Right (Oh Sheila)
Angelle - Joy And Pain
Ani Lorak - Shady Lady
Atomic Kitten - The Tide Is High (Get The Feeling)
Atomic Kitten - Whole Again
Atomic Kitten feat. Kool And The Gang - Ladies Night
B*Witched - Jump Down
Bananarama - Move In My Direction
Bellefire - Perfect Bliss
Billie Piper - Day And Night
Billie Piper - Something Deep Inside
Booty Luv - Boogie 2Nite
Booty Luv - Say It
Booty Luv - Shine
Cascada - Evacuate The Dancefloor
Cascada - Everytime We Touch
Cascada - Truly Madly Deeply
Charlotte Church - Call My Name
Charlotte Church - Crazy Chick
Cheryl - Fight For This Love
Clea - Download It
Dannii Minogue - Don't Wanna Lose This Feeling
Dannii Minogue - Put The Needle On It
Dannii Minogue vs Flower Power - You Won't Forget About Me
Emma - Crickets Sing For Anamaria
Emma - Downtown
Emma - Maybe
Fierce - Sweet Love 2K
Gabrielle - When A Woman
Geri Halliwell - Bag It Up
Geri Halliwell - It's Raining Men
Geri Halliwell - Ride It
Gina G - Tonight's The Night
Girl Thing - Girls On Top
Girl Thing - Last One Standing
Girls Aloud - Jump
Girls Aloud - Love Machine
Girls Aloud - The Show
Girls Can't Catch - Keep Your Head Up
Girls Of FHM - Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
Girls@Play - Airhead
Girls@Play - Respectable
Heather Small - Proud
Helena Paparizou - My Number One
Hinda Hicks - My Remedy
Holly Valance - Kiss Kiss
Holly Valance - Naughty Girl
Holly Valance - State Of Mind
Honeyz - Not Even Gonna Trip
Honeyz - Talk To The Hand
Honeyz - Won't Take It Lying Down
Jamelia - Beware Of The Dog
Jamelia - Call Me
Jamelia - Superstar
Javine - Real Things
Javine - Surrender (Your Love)
Javine - Touch My Fire
Jennifer Ellison - Baby I Don't Care
Jennifer Ellison - Bye Bye Boy
Jentina - Bad Ass Strippa
Jentina - French Kisses
Jo O'Meara - What Hurts The Most
Katie Price & Peter Andre - A Whole New World
Kelly Llorenna - Heart Of Gold
Kelly Llorenna - Tell It To My Heart
Kelly Llorenna - This Time I Know It's For Real
Kym Marsh - Cry
Ladies First - I Can’t Wait
Ladies First - Messin'
Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song (Asereje)
Lene - It's Your Duty
Lisa Mafia - All Over
Lisa Scott-Lee - Electric
Lisa Scott-Lee - Lately
Lisa Scott-Lee - Too Far Gone
Liz McLarnon - Woman In Love
Louise - 2 Faced
Louise - Beautiful Inside
Louise - Stuck In The Middle With You
Madison Avenue - Don't Call Me Baby
Madison Avenue - Who The Hell Are You?
Maria Lawson - Sleepwalking
Martine McCutcheon - I'm Over You
Martine McCutcheon - On The Radio
Masai - Do That Thang
Michelle - All This Time
Milky - Just The Way You Are
Mini Viva - I Wish
Mini Viva - Left My Heart In Tokyo
Mis-Teeq - All I Want
Mis-Teeq - One Night Stand
Mis-Teeq - Scandalous
Nadia Almada - A Little Bit Of Action
Natasha Bedingfield - Love Like This
Natasha Bedingfield - These Words
Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten
Pixie Lott - Boys And Girls
Pixie Lott - Mama Do
Precious - It's Gonna Be My Way
Precious - New Beginning
Precious - Rewind
Rachel Stevens - More More More
Rachel Stevens - So Good
Rachel Stevens - Some Girls
Rosie Ribbons - Blink
Route-1 feat. Jenny Frost - Crash Landing
Samantha Mumba - Always Come Back To Your Love
Samantha Mumba - Body II Body
Samantha Mumba - Gotta Tell You
Sarah Whatmore - When I Lost You
September - Can't Get Over
September - Cry For You
Sertab Erenar - Wild Dances
Sister2Sister - Sister
Sister2Sister - What's A Girl To Do?
Smoke 2 Seven - Been There Done That
Smoke 2 Seven - Envy
Sugababes - Girls
Sugababes - Hole In The Head
Sugababes - Round Round
Supersister - Coffee
Supersister - Shopping
Sweet Female Attitude - Flowers
The 411 - Dumb
The Cheeky Girls - Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)
The Cheeky Girls - Hooray Hooray (It's A Cheeky Holiday)
The Cheeky Girls - Take Your Shoes Off
The Dolly Rockers - Gold Digger
The Saturdays - If This Is Love
The Saturdays - Just Can't Get Enough
The Saturdays - Work
Truesteppers feat. Dane Bowers & Victoria Beckham - Out Of Your Mind
Tymes 4 - Bodyrock
Tymes 4 - She Got Game
Vanessa Amorosi - Absolutely Everybody
Victoria Beckham - A Mind Of Its Own
Victoria Beckham - Not Such An Innocent Girl
Zoe Birkett - Treat Me Like A Lady
Feel free to nominate any other 00s huns I may have missed, or any queries you have with this list, and I will consider all comments before this starts tomorrow!
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