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    Hi I have decided to go into the organ harvesting business.

    You might remember about four years ago, I started a restaurant, and then a year after that, expanded. Unfortunately, you all determined that Candy and Champagne Supernovas would be my restaurant specialties, and my businesses absolutely flopped. I mean, it wasn't Cheapthrills' Winery/Confectionary! I have no idea why I'm asking all of you for your trash advice again.

    But I do think it's time to start a new business venture . I agree this venture is perhaps a skosh more unseemly than serving something like Disco Duck with a Raspberry Beret drizzle, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

    I will be displaying the organs in a day or two. I just have to work with my harvesting personnel to bring the right tracks, er organs, up for perusal.

  • #2
    I thought this was spam at first

    Sounds deliciously disgusting.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Thriller View Post
      I thought this was spam at first

      Sounds deliciously disgusting.
      Spam!

      This is how I'm celebrating Halloween on UKmix this year

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      • #4
        Don't forget the ultimate song about a bodily organ...

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        • #5
          It really depends on what the capable personnel I have hired have brought in.

          Oh, and it looks like we've got some scalps now...

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          • #6


            We'll be do doing different bodily sections each round in groups of eight. There are eighty items total for your perusal and we will start with rounds of 48 hours to give you plenty of time to uhm, test the organs.

            We start with something easy to sample - hair and oh wow, look. Last year Ari and Gaga did a collab and were all chummy, but now they are competing against one another on their hair samples! Times must be hard!

            They, along with my other employees, have all brought their hair for you to test out and determine which might be best to uhm, market.

            RANK THE SCALPS 1-8, 1 BEING YOUR FAVORITE HAIR.

            Afro - Erykah Badu
            Black is the Color of My True Love’s Hair - Rhiannon Giddens
            Hair - Lady Gaga
            Hair - Little Mix ft. Sean Paul
            I Am Not My Hair - India Arie
            My Hair - Ariana Grande
            Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels - Todrick Hall
            Whip My Hair - Willow

            Absolutely no idea who to tag for this, so I'll just annoy some of the people who participated in last year's quarantine survivor and this year's #1 Women's survivor. Thereafter, I'll tag only those people brave enough to sample the hair.

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            • #7
              8 Afro - Erykah Badu
              1 Black is the Color of My True Love’s Hair - Rhiannon Giddens
              5 Hair - Lady Gaga
              6 Hair - Little Mix ft. Sean Paul
              2 I Am Not My Hair - India Arie
              3 My Hair - Ariana Grande
              7 Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels - Todrick Hall
              4 Whip My Hair - Willow

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              • #8
                1 Afro - Erykah Badu
                4 Black is the Color of My True Love’s Hair - Rhiannon Giddens
                5 Hair - Lady Gaga
                6 Hair - Little Mix ft. Sean Paul
                2 I Am Not My Hair - India Arie
                7 My Hair - Ariana Grande
                3 Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels - Todrick Hall
                8 Whip My Hair - Willow
                Waffles are checked cookies

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                • #9
                  1 Afro - Erykah Badu (this can’t not be my #1 regardless of how much I actually like the song )
                  2 Whip My Hair - Willow
                  3 My Hair - Ariana Grande
                  4 Hair - Lady Gaga
                  5 I Am Not My Hair - India Arie
                  6 Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels - Todrick Hall
                  7 Black is the Color of My True Love’s Hair - Rhiannon Giddens
                  8 Hair - Little Mix ft. Sean Paul

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                  • #10
                    1 Hair - Lady Gaga
                    2 I Am Not My Hair - India Arie
                    3 My Hair - Ariana Grande
                    4 Black is the Color of My True Love’s Hair - Rhiannon Giddens
                    5 Hair - Little Mix ft. Sean Paul
                    6 Afro - Erykah Badu
                    7 Whip My Hair - Willow
                    8 Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels - Todrick Hall

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                    • #11
                      1 Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels - Todrick Hall
                      2 Hair - Little Mix ft. Sean Paul
                      3 Whip My Hair - Willow
                      4 Hair - Lady Gaga
                      5 I Am Not My Hair - India Arie
                      6 My Hair - Ariana Grande
                      7 Afro - Erykah Badu
                      8 Black is the Color of My True Love’s Hair - Rhiannon Giddens

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                      • #12
                        1 I Am Not My Hair - India Arie
                        2 My Hair - Ariana Grande
                        3 Whip My Hair - Willow
                        4 Afro - Erykah Badu
                        5 Hair - Little Mix ft. Sean Paul
                        6 Black is the Color of My True Love’s Hair - Rhiannon Giddens
                        7 Hair - Lady Gaga
                        8 Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels - Todrick Hall
                        "I see it, I like it, I want it... I GOT IT."

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                        • #13
                          just some suggestions if you have trouble finding entries:
                          Susu - Rollin' Calf
                          Daoko - Achilles Tendon
                          Issy Wood - Muscle
                          Waffles are checked cookies

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                          • #14
                            6 Afro - Erykah Badu
                            8 Black is the Color of My True Love’s Hair - Rhiannon Giddens
                            2 Hair - Lady Gaga
                            3 Hair - Little Mix ft. Sean Paul
                            5 I Am Not My Hair - India Arie
                            4 My Hair - Ariana Grande
                            7 Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels - Todrick Hall
                            1 Whip My Hair - Willow

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                            • #15
                              1 Hair - Lady Gaga
                              2 Whip My Hair - Willow
                              3 Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels - Todrick Hall
                              4 I Am Not My Hair - India Arie
                              5 Afro - Erykah Badu
                              6 My Hair - Ariana Grande
                              7 Hair - Little Mix ft. Sean Paul
                              8 Black is the Color of My True Love’s Hair - Rhiannon Giddens
                              Big.Big.Booty.

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                              • #16
                                cheapthrills
                                i'm sorry, i really tried
                                this is just not for me

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                                • #17
                                  ^
                                  Yeah, I'm sorry. Hard pass from me.
                                  trebor's - 2016 in Country Music
                                  trebor's - 2015 in Country Music

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                                  • #18
                                    Originally posted by navi View Post
                                    cheapthrills
                                    i'm sorry, i really tried
                                    this is just not for me
                                    Originally posted by trebor View Post
                                    ^
                                    Yeah, I'm sorry. Hard pass from me.
                                    Aw Each set is different fwiw. Will remove your tags.

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                                    • #19
                                      ROUND 1 RESULTS

                                      Thank you to the brave participants who have checked out the scalps. We will lose three body parts in each of these first 10 sets. The hair that was least appreciated was that presented by Rhiannon Giddens. Black is the Color of My True Love's Hair is both wordy AND a remake of Nina Simone, so perhaps you all didn't appreciate Rhiannon showing up with a hand-me-down.

                                      Perhaps Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels was more body parts than we really needed in one sitting and Little Mix's presentation of their Hair was perhaps too bouncy.

                                      OUT:


                                      Hair - Little Mix ft. Sean Paul (42)
                                      Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels - Todrick Hall (43)
                                      Black is the Color of My True Love’s Hair - Rhiannon Giddens (46)

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                                      • #20



                                        ROUND 2

                                        We've got a little bit of a mix in this set, looking at mostly legs and hands!

                                        RANK THE EXTREMITIES 1-8, 1 BEING YOUR FAVORITE BODY PART.

                                        Hand in My Pocket - Alanis Morrissette
                                        Hands - The Ting Tings
                                        Hands to Myself - Selena Gomez
                                        Hips Don’t Lie - Shakira
                                        Hot Legs - Rod Stewart
                                        Legs - ZZ Top
                                        Slipping Through My Fingers - ABBA
                                        Slow Hands - Niall Horan

                                        Tagging those of you who voted in the first round:

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                                        • #21
                                          1 Hips Don’t Lie - Shakira
                                          2 Hand in My Pocket - Alanis Morrissette
                                          3 Hands - The Ting Tings
                                          4 Hands to Myself - Selena Gomez
                                          5 Slipping Through My Fingers - ABBA
                                          6 Slow Hands - Niall Horan
                                          7 Hot Legs - Rod Stewart
                                          8 Legs - ZZ Top

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                                          • #22
                                            1 Hand in My Pocket - Alanis Morrissette
                                            6 Hands - The Ting Tings
                                            4 Hands to Myself - Selena Gomez
                                            2 Hips Don’t Lie - Shakira
                                            7 Hot Legs - Rod Stewart
                                            3 Legs - ZZ Top
                                            5 Slipping Through My Fingers - ABBA
                                            8 Slow Hands - Niall Horan

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                                            • #23
                                              1 Hands - The Ting Tings
                                              2 Legs - ZZ Top
                                              3 Hand in My Pocket - Alanis Morrissette
                                              4 Slipping Through My Fingers - ABBA
                                              5 Hot Legs - Rod Stewart
                                              6 Hips Don’t Lie - Shakira
                                              7 Slow Hands - Niall Horan
                                              8 Hands to Myself - Selena Gomez
                                              Waffles are checked cookies

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                                              • #24
                                                1 Hips Don’t Lie - Shakira
                                                2 Hand in My Pocket - Alanis Morrissette
                                                3 Hands - The Ting Tings
                                                4 Slow Hands - Niall Horan
                                                5 Hands to Myself - Selena Gomez
                                                6 Slipping Through My Fingers - ABBA
                                                7 Hot Legs - Rod Stewart
                                                8 Legs - ZZ Top
                                                Big.Big.Booty.

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                                                • #25
                                                  1 Legs - ZZ Top
                                                  2 Hands - The Ting Tings
                                                  3 Slipping Through My Fingers - Abba
                                                  4 Hot Legs - Rod Stewart
                                                  5 Hand in My Pocket - Alanis Morrissette
                                                  6 Hips Don't Lie - Shakira
                                                  7 Slow Hands - Niall Horan
                                                  8 Hands to Myself - Selena Gomez

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