Worst album titles

by **toni_pest** » Sun Nov 15, 2015 11:33 pm

I just saw Mary J Blige's 'A Mary Christmas' :lol:

Also always found Kacey Musgraves' 'Same Trailer, Different Park' hilarious

Gaga's 'ARTPOP' was so try hard.
Shontelle 'Shontelligence'
Inna 'LatINNA'

last.fm · by **Carbon** » Sun Nov 15, 2015 11:46 pm

Artpop and Prism are both wannabe
Born This Way is sooo basic and tame

Let's not forget Mariah titles post-90s, with the pinnacle being Me. I Am Mariah...The Elusive Chanteuse

by **SholasBoy** » Sun Nov 15, 2015 11:47 pm

Jess Glynne - I Cry When I Laugh
Fleur East - Back, Sax & Hairy Cracks

by **theArmy** » Sun Nov 15, 2015 11:50 pm

Stars Dance
A Year Without Rain
Britney Jean
Artpop
Big Fat Lie
Only Human

to name a few from the 'newer' ones

by **Mainshow** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 12:05 am

"Stars Dance" & "Only Human" aren't bad ones. I really do love "Stars Dance"; it's sounds so magical and somehow romantic.

"Britney Jean" isn't a bad album title but since we had gotten "Britney" before, it's incredibly lacklustre. If she had been trying to find a self-reference album title again, just "Jean" would have been enough.

I usually hate album titles with self-references, especially by bands, e.g.

Jedward - Planet Jedward
Spice Girls - Spice World
Backstreet Boys - Backstreet Boys
Backstreet Boys - Backstreet's Back (the follow-up album of "Backstreet Boys" :roll:

)

Others I really dislike:

Ashlee Simpson - I Am Me
Beyoncé - I Am ... Sasha Fierce
Flo-Rida - R.O.O.T.S. (Route of Overcoming the Struggle)
Lady GaGa - Artpop

by **MrDiva** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 12:19 am

Shakira - Laundry Service
Janet - Damita Jo, 20 Y.O.
Ciara - Jackie

I really hate basic album titles. Nearly every artist has at least one album called
X
Stronger
Unbreakable
I Am
All for you
etc

There are also album titles that are just blah. Like
Freedom
Love
One

by **KokoCollino** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 12:28 am

Jason Derulo - Everything is 4

by **Userkira** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 12:52 am

'Bad'

by **CrazyCrazy** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 12:59 am

Shontelligence
A Mary Christmas

:lol:

by **flopho** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 1:03 am

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

by **Colbie** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 8:12 am

Miley Cyrus And Her Dead Petz

by **JimJim** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 8:40 am

Some of these truly are horrendous :lol:

by **ThomyX** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 8:54 am

A Mary Christmas still makes me scream :lol:

by **Erotica** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 9:01 am

Britney Spears - Britney Jean
Kelly Clarkson - Piece By Piece
Rihanna - Unapologetic
Sido - Aggro Berlin

by **biscuits** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 9:24 am

Monica is the worst

After The Storm
The Makings of Me
Still Standing
New Life

She should be writing self help books instead.

by **Cmyk** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 9:37 am

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, etc

last.fm · by **Carbon** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 9:38 am

Unrepentant Geraldines :lol:

by **Shadowplay** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 10:40 am

Cmyk wrote:1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, etc

+, x, -, :

Last.FM · by **Michiel** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 4:08 pm

Fiona Apple - When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might so When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right

Leonard Cohen - Ten New Songs

by **biscuits** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 4:19 pm

by **Lioha** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:54 pm

toni_pest wrote:Also always found Kacey Musgraves' 'Same Trailer, Different Park' hilarious

I always consider this as one of the best album titles)
Why is this hilarious for you?

by **joiPrince_JO** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:56 pm

Shinee - Boys Meet U & I'm Your Boy

by **toni_pest** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 7:01 pm

Lioha wrote:
toni_pest wrote:Also always found Kacey Musgraves' 'Same Trailer, Different Park' hilarious
I always consider this as one of the best album titles)
Why is this hilarious for you?

it's very white trash

by **Lioha** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 8:10 pm

toni_pest wrote:
Lioha wrote:
toni_pest wrote:Also always found Kacey Musgraves' 'Same Trailer, Different Park' hilarious
I always consider this as one of the best album titles)
Why is this hilarious for you?
it's very white trash

That's exactly what the album is about)
That's Kacey herself

That is why I asked you. If Madonna had named her album this way, this would have been hilarious.

By the way, Hard Candy and MDNA are really amongst the worst album titles

last.fm · by **Carbon** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 8:17 pm

MichielMC wrote:Fiona Apple - When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might so When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right

that one is great!