Worst album titles

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Postby Westen » Mon Nov 16, 2015 8:36 pm

Whitney has the worst album titles ever. No competition there.
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Postby Michiel » Mon Nov 16, 2015 9:15 pm

mrlemonade wrote:
MichielMC wrote:Fiona Apple - When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might so When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right
that one is great!
Sis it's a tad too long :lol:
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Postby CrazyCrazy » Mon Nov 16, 2015 9:16 pm

Fiona's is pretentious twaddle! :lol:
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Postby Carbon » Mon Nov 16, 2015 9:18 pm

MichielMC wrote:
mrlemonade wrote:
MichielMC wrote:Fiona Apple - When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might so When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right
that one is great!
Sis it's a tad too long :lol:
it's shorter than Mariah's

Me. I Am Mariah... The Elusive Chanteuse Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might so When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right
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Postby Michiel » Mon Nov 16, 2015 9:53 pm

mrlemonade wrote:
MichielMC wrote:
mrlemonade wrote:
MichielMC wrote:Fiona Apple - When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might so When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right
that one is great!
Sis it's a tad too long :lol:
it's shorter than Mariah's

Me. I Am Mariah... The Elusive Chanteuse Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might so When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right
:lol: :lol: :lol:

MIAMTEC as a title is worse though, I'll give you that :P It's so cringe. :lol:
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Postby clayton75 » Wed Nov 18, 2015 2:01 am

DIVA EDITION:

Unbreakable - Should have been titled Black Eagle with the same album artwork, imo
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GHV2 - meh

These Are Special Times *cringe*
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Postby flopho » Tue Dec 01, 2015 3:37 pm

PSY - PSY 7th Album Image
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Postby TIfan » Tue Dec 01, 2015 4:00 pm

Mariah is the worst when it comes to titles

Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel
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Postby biscuits » Tue Dec 01, 2015 4:02 pm

clayton75 wrote:
Unbreakable - Should have been titled Black Eagle with the same album artwork, imo
Why?
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Postby biscuits » Tue Dec 01, 2015 4:03 pm

Westen wrote:Whitney has the worst album titles ever. No competition there.
What's wrong with them?

My Love is Your Love
I Look To You
I'm Your Baby Tonight

I can think of far worse
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Postby jszmiles » Tue Dec 01, 2015 4:33 pm

biscuits wrote:
Westen wrote:Whitney has the worst album titles ever. No competition there.
What's wrong with them?

My Love is Your Love
I Look To You
I'm Your Baby Tonight

I can think of far worse
he's been refearing to Whitney Love Whitney, Just Whitney, Whitney Houston....
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Postby AndiIversen » Tue Dec 01, 2015 7:29 pm

Back to the S**t!

one of the worse album covers as well.

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Postby KokoCollino » Tue Dec 01, 2015 8:22 pm

fpfbm54 wrote:PSY - PSY 7th Album Image
Is that some kind of commong thing in SK?
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Postby Nackar » Tue Dec 01, 2015 11:17 pm

KokoCollino wrote:
fpfbm54 wrote:PSY - PSY 7th Album Image
Is that some kind of commong thing in SK?
Absolutely. It's a very common way of referring to releases there.
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Postby thankfulforkelly » Wed Dec 02, 2015 8:06 pm

I've (ironically) always hated most of KC's album titles...'Thankful', 'Breakaway' and 'Stronger' are so cheesy :roll:

I really hate Big Fat Lie by Nicole Scherzy and Title by Meghan Trainor too
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Postby deltic » Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:33 pm

An album by Paul McCartney called Kisses On The Bottom
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Postby Biebz » Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:36 pm

thankfulforkelly wrote:
I really hate Big Fat Lie by Nicole Scherzy and Title by Meghan Trainor too
These :lol:
retro sensibility with a futuristic flare
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Postby thankfulforkelly » Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:42 pm

ThatBieberSide wrote:
thankfulforkelly wrote:
I really hate Big Fat Lie by Nicole Scherzy and Title by Meghan Trainor too
These :lol:
its kinda ironic how Nicole marketed it as being really "personal" ..... yet called it Big Fat Lie :lol:
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Postby MusicLover88 » Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:57 pm

Hard Candy......

Wait, this is for worst album title, not cover.

Oh well, both are crap in this case :lol:
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Postby flopho » Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:59 pm

Christmas & Chill
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Postby NothingFails » Tue Jan 05, 2016 9:45 pm

William Hung - Hung For The Holidays

sounds like a Christmas porn
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Postby mattsky » Tue Jan 05, 2016 9:56 pm

Lioha wrote:
toni_pest wrote:Also always found Kacey Musgraves' 'Same Trailer, Different Park' hilarious
I always consider this as one of the best album titles)
Why is this hilarious for you?
It's a great title!!!!
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Postby clayton75 » Tue Jan 05, 2016 10:00 pm

biscuits wrote:
clayton75 wrote:
Unbreakable - Should have been titled Black Eagle with the same album artwork, imo
Why?
1 - the symbolism fits the album thematically.
2 - the album photos/artwork look like they were shot/designed with black eagle symbolism in mind.
3 - it's inspired, interesting and different. and stands out. it's strong and memorable.

Her best album titles for me are The Velvet Rope and Rhythm Nation 1814. Black Eagle would have fit right in there with them, instead we got "Unbreakable", which for me is basic and one of her worst.
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Postby Carbon » Tue Jan 05, 2016 10:37 pm

NothingFails wrote:William Hung - Hung For The Holidays

sounds like a Christmas porn
:lol: :lol: it doeees!
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Postby deltic » Sat Jan 09, 2016 9:21 pm

The Butthole Surfers - Hairway To Steven (1988)
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