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Postby jszmiles » Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:49 am

candy shop isnt that bad although its 50 cent...
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Postby FreakyFlyBry » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:02 am

Pretty much an expected entry there, although I thought it would be higher :o I'm shocked there are no 50 Cent songs in the top 5 :P
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Postby Ahahuha » Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:19 am

50 cent please die
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Postby Tiger » Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:35 am

7. 50 Cent - PIMP (499 points)
6. 50 Cent featuring Olivia - Candy Shop (500 points)

I detest that 50 Cent/Olivia thing - it's horrid! The other one (P.I.M.P) I used to like but I definitely don't anymore :o
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Postby matthew_dixon » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:57 pm

5. Ciara featuring Petey Pablo - Goodies (523 points)
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Because this one was at least conveying a message of "I DON'T want to have sex with you at the first given opportunity", I rank it as more bearable than "Candy Shop" and that Khia one myself, but UKMIX as a whole has ranked "Goodies" the worst of the three.

I think lines like "You won't get no nookie, or the cookies, I'm no rookie" show how absolutely lyrically terrible this song is! Oh, and that beat! Eeek, it's painful!

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My Goodies, My Goodies, My Goodies
Not my goodies
I got a sick reputation for handlin' broads
All I need is a few seconds more
And it's a wrap
You can tell the lady to bring my lap
And I ain't comin back
So you can put a car right there
I'm the truth
And ain't got nothin' to prove
An you can ask anybody
Cuz they seen me do it
Barricades, I run right through 'em
I'm used to 'em
Throw all the dirt you want I'm used to it
Bone her back pickin' at a baskets of fruit
(I love you boo)
Yeah freak and Petey love you too
Ha Ha
You know how I do it

You may look at me and think that I'm
Just a young girl
But I'm not just a young girl
Baby this is what I'm lookin' for
I want a sexy, independent, gotta spend it type that's gettin' his dough
I'm not bein too dramatic that's how I gotta have it

I bet you want the goddies
Bet you thought about it
Got you all hot and bothered
Mad 'cause I talk around it
If your lookin for the goodies
Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh yeah

Just because you drive a Benz
I'm not goin home with you.
You won't get no nookie or the cookies
I'm no rookie.
If you ain't
Sexy independent
I ain't wit' it so you already know.
I'm not bein too dramatic that's the way I gotta have it
You may talk slick
Try hit
But I'm not dumb
I'm not bein too dramatic it's just how I gotta have it

I bet you want the goddies
Bet you thought about it
Got you all hot and bothered
Mad 'cause I talk around it
If your lookin for the goodies
Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh yeah

So damn hot but so young.
You ain't got milk in your tongue
Slow down lil one
And you ain't got it all
Hey shorty
You don't play the game
You think you bad but you ain't bad
I'll show you what bad is.
Bad is when you capable of beatin' the bag
I been workin' at it ever since I came to this planet
And I ain't quite there yet but I'm gettin' better at it.
Matter of fact,
Lemme tell it to you one mo' again
All I got to do is tell a girl who I am (Petey!)
Ain't one chick in here dat I can't have
Bada boom bada bam ba bam!

You're insinuating that I'm hot
But these goodies boy are not
Just for any of the many men that's tryna get on top.
No you can't call me later
And I don't want your number.
I'm not changin' stories
Just respect the play I'm callin'.

I bet you want the goddies
Bet you thought about it
Got you all hot and bothered
Mad 'cause I talk around it
If your lookin for the goodies
Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh yeah

I bet you want the goddies
Bet you thought about it
Got you all hot and bothered
Mad 'cause I talk around it
If your lookin for the goodies
Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh
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Postby chris975 » Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:44 am

Another deserved entry
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Postby mykka » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:25 pm

Certainly not a deserved entry. I loved that song, glad it made #1.
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Postby jszmiles » Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:59 pm

mykka wrote:Certainly not a deserved entry. I loved that song, glad it made #1.
so much agree!!
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Postby matthew_dixon » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:52 pm

4. Aaron Carter - Aaron's Party (Come Get It) (535 points)
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It seems that I'm one of just 5 voters who didn't actually choose this terrible slice of pop music - making it the joint most voted song on the whole list! It's a childish pop song about hosting a party whilst your parents are out and ending up getting grounded. Oh dear!

Here's a little bit of old school for ya,
That goes a little something like this...

I always tried to be the flyest kid in the block
The popular one with the rising stock
So that's when I had this bright idea
Throw the party of the month
Nah, the party of the year

All the fine girls couldn't turn it down
Now all I gotta do is get my parents out
Should I send them to a movie
Nah, send'em to a show
Let me think, hmmmmmm
It's gotta be long though

I said Mom, Dad, yo why ya sittin' home
It's a Friday night have you seen Aunt Joan
And don't worry about stayin' out too long
Don't fuss over me, I'll be fine alone

(Beep Beep)
Have a good time...

The door bell rings cuz the party's here
I'm crankin up the stereo like it's New Year
Walkin' 'round the house like who's Da Man
(Can't nobody do it like Aaron can)

First one on the floor, you know that's me
Bustin' out the moves like it's MTV
I guess somewhere along I lost my head
Then I jumped on table, this is what I said,

People all around you gotta
(Come get it)
Everyone together sing it loud
(Come get it)
Jump all around come on
(Come get it)
What...
(Come get it)
Say it again
(Come get it)

People all around you gotta
(Come get it)
From the left to the right, make noise
(Come get it)
Here we go now, come on
Uh uh what what

Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na, Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Things are goin' great
Then to my surprise
Some people walked in, I didn't recognize
I said fellows yo, ya gotta get out

(Hey man I heard this was an open house)
Open house?
(Yeah that's what the flyers said)
I didn't put out flyers!
(Well somebody did)

Later walked in
The girl I'm crushin'
And the kid spilled juice
On my Mom's new cushion

I turned around
Another kid broke a lamp
(I hope they weren't expensive)
They got them from France
But now I won't sweat it
I'll clean it up later
'Cause there's a honey over there
And I really wanna meet her

People all around you gotta
(come get it)
Everyone together sing it loud
(come get it)
Jump all around come on
(come get it)
What?
(come get it)
Say it again here we go, uh
(come get it)

People all around you gotta
(come get it)
From the left to the right, make noise
(come get it)
Here we go now, come on
Uh uh what what

Aaron C's in the house, here we go
Come with it
One time for the Rodeo

Break it down
(go go go go go...)

****(now the real trouble starts)
Is that a car door
Oh dang I'm in trouble
Everybody get out now
On the double
I'm dead (your done) that's it for me
I'm gonna be picked off my family tree

Once Mom finds out 'bout this party I had
I don't wanna even start thinkin' about dad
I'm hustlin' around the house
Tryin' to clean up the mess
I sure put my new white Nikes to the test

The car door slammed
And they're walking up the steps
I guess life was good with 10 seconds left
(AARON!!!???!!!)

Grounded. . .

People all around you gotta
(come get it)
Everyone together sing it loud
(come get it)
Jump all around come on
(come get it)
What?
(come get it)
Say it again
(come get it)

People all around you gotta
(come get it)
From the left to the right, make noise
(Come get it)
Aaron C's in the house, come on
(come get it)
Uh uh what what

Na Na Na Na....(fades)
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Postby FreakyFlyBry » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:55 pm

:o I think I was the one who suggested that to be included here... little did I know so many other people realized how crap it was!

And that song is one of many reasons why Aaron Carter is one of my most hated artists ever.
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Postby jszmiles » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:55 pm

FreakyFlyBry wrote:And that song is one of many reasons why Aaron Carter is one of my most hated artists ever.
great example how to make money on popularity of older brother without any sing-skills :lol: Although "Crazy Little Partygirl" wasnt that bad :oops:
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Postby Blondini » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:44 pm

#4 is just waffle but 7, 6 and 5 are detestable in the extreme.
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Postby VelvetFire » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:09 pm

Aaron Carter - Aaron's Party (Come Get It)

I'm glad I never heard this one.
A poor excuse is better than none at all
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Postby mykka » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:35 pm

Dont know this one :-?
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Postby Tiger » Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:08 pm

5. Ciara featuring Petey Pablo - Goodies (523 points)
4. Aaron Carter - Aaron's Party (Come Get It) (535 points)

Not sure I know the Aaron Carter song but both are pretty much ok for me.
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Postby Star » Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:25 pm

It seems this list is made up of 'The Best R&B Songs' compilations :P
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Postby matthew_dixon » Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:51 pm

3. Afroman - Because I Got High (542 points)
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In third place in the countdown of our worst songs comes a guy with a giant afro singing about smoking cannabis. Personally I think it's really fun and a good laugh to listen to, but I'm very much in the minority on this song :lol:
It's like, I don't care about nothin' man,
Roll another blunt, Yea (ohh ohh ohh)

La da da da da da la, da daaa,
La da da da, la da da da, la da da daaa

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I am taking it next semester and I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
(La da da da da da da da da)
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo ~ too but then I got high
Now I'm ~ off and I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high

(La da da da da da da da da)

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
And if I dont sell one copy I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high

La da da da da da...
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Postby mykka » Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:05 pm

Truly awful #1. Cant believe it was this crap that knocked Kylie of the top.
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Postby Tiger » Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:21 pm

3. Afroman - Because I Got High (542 points)

HORRID. Booooo
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Postby jszmiles » Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:39 pm

mykka wrote:Truly awful #1. Cant believe it was this crap that knocked Kylie of the top.
yeah!!
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Postby Marius » Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:14 pm

mykka wrote:Truly awful #1. Cant believe it was this crap that knocked Kylie of the top.
For once in my life, I have to agree with Mykka.
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Postby SeeForever » Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:42 pm

Big boo there - Afroman is a fun song :D
RIP The Queen Of Disco
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Postby chris975 » Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:50 pm

SeeForever wrote:Big boo there - Afroman is a fun song :D
Agreed :oops:
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Postby matthew_dixon » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:25 pm

2. Black Eyed Peas - My Humps (586 points)
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At 2, we've got Fergie from Black Eyed Peas going on about her body. Yes, it's her bottom and her breasts, wow. Some of the lyrics in this are so daft they have to be read to be believed, so I'll just leave you with them...

What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & gabbana,
Fendi and then donna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin'
Fly gearrr but i ain't askin,
They say they love my ass 'n,
Seven jeans, true religion,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So i keep on takin'
And no i ain't fakin'
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,

She's got me spending.
(oh) spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(oh) spendin' all your money on me, on on me, on me

What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u go do with all that ass?
All that ass inside that jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
'cause of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say i'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can't touch it,
If u touch it i'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps x3
In the back and in the front.
My lovin' got you,

She's got me spendin'.
(oh) spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(oh) spendin' all your money on me, on on me, on me .

What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump
What u go do with all that ass?
All that ass inside that jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
What you go do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gonna do with all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

She's got me spendin'.
(oh) spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(oh) spendin' all your money on me, on on me, on me .
(oh) spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(oh) spendin' all your money on me, on on me, on me
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Postby matthew_dixon » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:44 pm

1. Eminem - Ass Like That (614 points)
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Only 7 people voted for the No. 1 worst song of all time, but every single one of them ranked it amongst the 30 worst songs ever written, and in all honesty, who can blame them? Personally, I'm an Eminem fan - I love all his singles (the less said about the foul Kim the better) aside from this, which really was quite possibly his lamest attempt at being "funny" ever. I mean, come on, "you make my pee pee go da-doing-doing-doing" It's hardly "Real Slim Shady" now is it! So yeah, there it is, a top 100 filled with novelty songs and hip hop songs is maybe unsurprisingly topped by a terrible novelty hip hop number!

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Da-Doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Da-Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
Think someones at the door
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
Police saying "freeze"
Da-Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Da-Doing, doing, doing

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying "freeze"
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look, I put away my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Da-Doing, doing, doing

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out your bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Da-Doing, doing, doing

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

**** is wrong with you? (ha!)
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