Lamest rhymes ever

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Postby Chun » Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:40 am

As always, I'm not 100 % sure if there was a thread like this already.

I recently listened to German 90's eurodance.
They have awful lyrics. This made me think, hey, let's collect the worst rhymes.

Please don't post songtexts as a whole, just 2-4 lines with artist - song as a reference.
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Postby Chun » Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:47 am

O.k. I'll start with some examples.

Take the power
And enjoy the dance hour

DJ Bobo - Intro

Sometimes i'm nice
Sometimes I'm ice

DJ Bobo - There's A Party

Four and three and two and one
Here we go let's have some fun

DJ Bobo - Keep On Dancing
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Postby Wardo » Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:49 am

You're like ice
I-C-E, feels so nice
Scorching me, you're so hot hot
Baby your love is so hot hot


Ms. Kelendria - Ice

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Postby LonelyDreamer » Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:21 am

Ooh la la you're my superstar
Ooh la la love the way that you are
Ooh la la you're my superstar
Ooh la la that's what you are



Madonna - Superstar
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Postby DnBLover » Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:29 am

Wardo wrote:You're like ice
I-C-E, feels so nice
Scorching me, you're so hot hot
Baby your love is so hot hot


Ms. Kelendria - Ice

:lol:
Worst one ever :lol:
I am the maniac, I am the ghoul
I'm in the shadows in the corners of my room
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Postby Plym » Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:46 am

KevinScream wrote:Ooh la la you're my superstar
Ooh la la love the way that you are
Ooh la la you're my superstar
Ooh la la that's what you are


Madonna - Superstar
This is lyrical genius compared to that awful rap she did in American Life. Something about drinking a soy latte and she gets a double shot-te.
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Postby Chun » Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:14 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: Keep on bringing those.
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Postby ThaInfo1 » Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:15 am

BLover wrote:
Wardo wrote:You're like ice
I-C-E, feels so nice
Scorching me, you're so hot hot
Baby your love is so hot hot


Ms. Kelendria - Ice

:lol:
Worst one ever :lol:
I know... :lol:




I still love the song though :oops:
I will NOT be ignored.
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Postby Chun » Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:17 am

Plym wrote:This is lyrical genius compared to that awful rap she did in American Life. Something about drinking a soy latte and she gets a double shot-te.
I'm drinking a Soy latte
I get a double shot
It goes right through my body
...
I drive my mini cooper
And I'm feeling super-dooper
Yo they tell I'm a trooper
...
I do yoga and pilates
And the room is full of hotties
So I'm checking out the bodies


:lol: However, I like the rest of the lyrics from American Life.
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Postby NothingFails » Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:36 am

chun1702 wrote:
Plym wrote:This is lyrical genius compared to that awful rap she did in American Life. Something about drinking a soy latte and she gets a double shot-te.
I'm drinking a Soy latte
I get a double shot
It goes right through my body
...
I drive my mini cooper
And I'm feeling super-dooper
Yo they tell I'm a trooper
...
I do yoga and pilates
And the room is full of hotties
So I'm checking out the bodies


:lol: However, I like the rest of the lyrics from American Life.
lol, American Life was the first thing I thought of too
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Postby Griego » Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:52 am

When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm sexy and I know it
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Postby exfactor003 » Tue Jul 10, 2012 4:17 am

when I go swimming in your intellect,
the water's so shallow
and the dialect is so phony,
but I eat it up like bologna


taken from Chantal Kreviazuk's "Co-Dependent."

she has plenty of absolutely incredible lyrics to make up for it though. :)
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Postby nekoocz » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:44 am

I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,

Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
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Postby GoodBoyGoneBad » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:46 am

Well here I am, La Toya Jackson
You know me, the one with the action
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Postby GaGarazzi » Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:23 am

nekoo3372 wrote:I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,

Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
I was just about to post! Haha I was just listening too this!
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Postby Hermes » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:57 am

When you work on me
Open my body up and do some surgery
Now that you got me up
I wanna taste it - taste it
And see those pocket aces

I wanna see who you are
I got a sex drive to push the start - got a sex drive to push the start
Push push push push the start
Push push push push the start
Got a sex drive to push the start


Dev - In The Dark.
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Postby GUS » Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:09 pm

I wish that you were my Lollipop
Sweet things, I will never get enough
If you show me to the sugar tree,
will you give me a sodapop for free?

....

I wish that I were a Bubble Gum,chewing on me, baby, all day long
I will be begging for sweet delight,
until you say I'm yours tonight



"Lollipop" by Aqua
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Postby GUS » Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:13 pm

Yo te quiero means I love you
Mucho gusto means I'm welcome to you
Señorita
I just wanna fall in love

Callate means close your mouth
Bésame me means give me love
Señorita
She just wants to fall in love

.....

Dígame means tell me baby
Yo soy loco means you drive me crazy
Señorita
I just wanna fall in love

Entiendo means I get it
Siempre means that I won't forget it
Señorita
She just wants to fall in love


"Spanish lessons" by Madonna
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Postby cristy » Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:07 pm

I'mma work hard, that's my thesis
This beat is the sh*t, feces

I'mma be the owner, be a thought donor
I'mma go hard, like a muthaf*c*in boner

I woke up in the morning,
Hard like morning wood in the morning



will.i.am - The Hardest Ever (T.H.E)
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Postby Brad » Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:13 pm

cristy wrote:I'mma work hard, that's my thesis
This beat is the sh*t, feces

I'mma be the owner, be a thought donor
I'mma go hard, like a muthaf*c*in boner

I woke up in the morning,
Hard like morning wood in the morning



will.i.am - The Hardest Ever (T.H.E)
:o Are those really the lyrics? Cringe.
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Postby GoodBoyGoneBad » Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:52 pm

And all of it depends on the way you shaking your anus
Had to valet park it to red carpet, I'll make you famous


Nelly's rap on Keri Hilson's "Lose Control"
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Postby Hermes » Tue Jul 10, 2012 4:05 pm

GoodBoyGoneBad wrote:And all of it depends on the way you shaking your anus
Had to valet park it to red carpet, I'll make you famous


Nelly's rap on Keri Hilson's "Lose Control"
Is he... serious ? :lol:
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Postby ANH » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:09 pm

RightToDream wrote:
cristy wrote:I'mma work hard, that's my thesis
This beat is the sh*t, feces

I'mma be the owner, be a thought donor
I'mma go hard, like a muthaf*c*in boner

I woke up in the morning,
Hard like morning wood in the morning



will.i.am - The Hardest Ever (T.H.E)
:o Are those really the lyrics? Cringe.
Yesss! Sometimes I go revisit the music video just to hear him actually say those things. :lol:
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Postby biscuits » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:36 pm

Just ewww at some of these. And these people are supposedly talented songwriters?

One of the most infamous is:

Snap - Rhythm is a Dancer wrote:I'm as serious as cancer
When I say rhythm is a dancer
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Postby CrazyCrazy » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:38 pm

Some of these are Nasssty! :lol:

Although I love the song, the song "Life" from Des'ree springs to mind. :P
Why do I love you so if you're just a spec of dust, floating endlessly amongst the trillion stars?
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