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Postby truthless » Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:47 pm

You're like ice
I-C-E, feels so nice

I mean... Couldn't get worser :lol:.
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Postby Merci » Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:49 pm

^ yeah :roll: :lol:
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Postby jpguy » Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:20 pm

Christina Aguilera:

BOYS SUCK.
MAKE ME SICK.
INFLATED EGOS.
LITTLE DICKS.
USE THEM UP.
SPIT EM OUT.
I H-A-T-E Boooooys!
:o :lol: :lol: :lol:

Janet Jackson

I'm gonna
Kiss you, suck you, taste you, ride you,
Feel you, make you come too

Baby would you mind coming inside of me
Letting your juices free
Deep in my passion
:oops: :-?

Britney Spears

No one in this world
Knows me better than you do
So diary I'll confide in you

Diary, do you think that we'll be more than friends?

Kelendria Rowland

It ain't juice, mixed with booze
No baby every word is true
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nicki Minaj

Bitch talkin she the queen, when she looking like a lab rat
I'm Angelina, you Jennifer
Come on bitch, you see where Brad at
:roll: :roll: :roll:
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Postby Serby » Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:36 pm

^ No no no, taht part of Stupid Hoe is epic! Well, whole song is actually epic IMO :lol: 8-)
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Postby Timmy94 » Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:38 pm

jpguy wrote:Janet Jackson

I'm gonna
Kiss you, suck you, taste you, ride you,
Feel you, make you come too

Baby would you mind coming inside of me
Letting your juices free
Deep in my passion
:oops: :-?
It's rather vicarious embarrassment but I wouldn't call it a lame rhyme!
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Postby Rihab » Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:39 pm

I'm flying out to Pisa, just to get some Pizza.

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Postby Rihab » Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:40 pm

serbia95riri wrote:^ No no no, taht part of Stupid Hoe is epic! Well, whole song is actually epic IMO :lol: 8-)
True. :lol:
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Postby biscuits » Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:43 pm

jpguy wrote:Britney Spears
Diary, do you think that we'll be more than friends?

What?! :-?
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Postby truthless » Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:52 pm

Rihab95 wrote:I'm flying out to Pisa, just to get some Pizza.

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Dude. Nothing on that epic iconic line! Thats what makes Talk That Talk epic! :lol:
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Postby Serby » Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:56 pm

biscuits wrote:
jpguy wrote:Britney Spears
Diary, do you think that we'll be more than friends?

What?! :-?
What what? :-?

He "asks" diary if "it" thinks she'll have something more with "the guy".
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Postby CrazyCrazy » Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:08 pm

serbia95riri wrote:
biscuits wrote:
jpguy wrote:Britney Spears
Diary, do you think that we'll be more than friends?

What?! :-?
What what? :-?

He "asks" diary if "it" thinks she'll have something more with "the guy".
I think he means it doesn't rhyme. :P
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Postby ShayLaB » Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:09 pm

Girls Aloud - Something New

"Go girls g-g-go go go
We girls gonna take control
You boys better know know know
We girls gonna run this show
Go girls g-g-go go go
We girls gonna take control
No no
We girls gonna run this run this

We girls gonna run this run this
We girls gonna run this run this
We girls gonna run this run this
We girls gonna run this run this"

It took five people to think this up.

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Beyonce - Run This World

"Girls, we run this motha (yeah!) [x4]
GIRLS!

Who run the world? Girls! [x4]
Who run this motha? Girls! [x4]
Who run the world? Girls! [x4]

[Verse 1]
Some of them men think they freak this like we do
But no they don't
Make your cheques come at they neck,
Disrespect us no they won't

Boy don't even try to touch this
Boy this beat is crazy
This is how they made me
Houston Texas baby
This goes out to all my girls
That's in the club rocking the latest
Who will buy it for themselves and get more money later

I think I need a barber
None of these bitches can fade me
I'm so good with this,
I remind you I'm so hood with this

Boy I'm just playing, come here baby
Hope you still like me, F*** you pay me"

...and six people to come up with this.

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If you are handed this to record surely you would insist that some thought went into what you were singing.
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Postby Merci » Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:10 pm

jpguy wrote:Janet Jackson

I'm gonna
Kiss you, suck you, taste you, ride you,
Feel you, make you come too

Baby would you mind coming inside of me
Letting your juices free
Deep in my passion
:oops: :-?
classy!
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Postby kash27 » Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:17 pm

Nicki rhyming God with 'God' in Girl on Fire Remix

Dear God, if you're here God
Make the fire disappear when they stare God
Take away the fear when they interfere God
Do you fear God?
Cause I fear God
And in my backyard, that's a deer, God
And that's a horse ranch
And to my core fans, keep reppin' me, do it to the death of me
X in the box, cause ain't nobody checkin me
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Postby biscuits » Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:20 pm

crazycrazy wrote:
serbia95riri wrote:
biscuits wrote:
jpguy wrote:Britney Spears
Diary, do you think that we'll be more than friends?

What?! :-?
What what? :-?

He "asks" diary if "it" thinks she'll have something more with "the guy".
I think he means it doesn't rhyme. :P
OH! I thought she was talking to the diary and asking if the diary and her will be more than friends! Like she loves her diary so much she wants to marry it or something... :oops:
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Postby JimJim » Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:57 pm

ShayLaB wrote:
Beyonce - Run This World

...and six people to come up with this.
It didn't take six people to write that song. Two of the credits are Diplo & Switch, because the song heavily samples their track 'Pon de Floor'. Then you have Beyoncé's minimal contribution, so really three people wrote it together.

jpguy wrote:Nicki Minaj

Bitch talkin she the queen, when she looking like a lab rat
I'm Angelina, you Jennifer
Come on bitch, you see where Brad at
:roll: :roll: :roll:
You're kidding right? That's one of the best lines I've heard in the last two years!
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Postby cabanaboy » Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:01 pm

I agree with Jim. :lol: except about Beyonce's contribution.
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Postby Chun » Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:37 am

Timmy94 wrote:I still doubt she's sitting with Anna.
There a pictures that prove it.
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Biscuits, I thought the same!
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Postby Timmy94 » Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:39 am

chun1702 wrote:
Timmy94 wrote:I still doubt she's sitting with Anna.
There a pictures that prove it.
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Photoshop :lol: .
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Postby Merci » Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:48 am

dat bitch

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Postby HBIC » Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:23 am

Timmy is a jealous mess, just because his basic faves have never sat with the KWEEN of fashion.

kash27 wrote:Nicki rhyming God with 'God' in Girl on Fire Remix
ch... rapping is not just rhyming
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Postby Baditude » Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:30 am

jamesssxD wrote:Timmy is a jealous mess, just because his basic faves have never sat with the KWEEN of fashion.

kash27 wrote:Nicki rhyming God with 'God' in Girl on Fire Remix
ch... rapping is not just rhyming
True. I prefer Nicki's verse to Alicia's, tbh.
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Postby ANH » Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:35 am

Madonna's "Superstar".

It's like it was written by a fourteen year old Lana Del Rey who was inspired by Gaga's "Paparazzi", but worse!

But its still a good song though. :D
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Postby JimJim » Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:03 pm

Nicki, what on... is she wearing the ever-lasting gobstopper? :lol:
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Postby samra » Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:49 pm

On Top - Johnny Ruffo

From the chorus:
"I'll be on top of the world
when I'm on top of you, girl"


I posted about this song in the '5 worst songs of 2012' thread but IMO this lyric deserves a special mention in here as well.
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