Lamest rhymes ever

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Postby flopho » Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:34 pm

Timmy94 wrote:At least my basic faves don't need to release 54254254 singles in one year or dress in clothes with more colours than the spectrum has to go Platinum :lol: ...
damn i didn't even know Timmy had a shady side like this
Shame on me for changing...no, shame on you for staying the same
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Postby setg1 » Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:43 pm

nekoocz wrote:I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,

Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
This is definitely one of the worst lyrics. "Life" is quite a nice song but I enjoyed it more as a kid when I didn't understand English. :lol: But the worst part of the song wasn't mentioned yet:
I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders
I keep a rabbit's tail
What does that even mean? I know rabbit's feet are considered lucky but a rabbit's tail? There's absolutely no excuse for that line, as the word "tail" doesn't even rhyme with anything else in the song, so she could as well have sung "foot".
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