I don't dislike Blunt. Goodbye My Lover is great. But Beautiful is this year's Wet Wet Wet or Bryan Adams- decent songs made indecent by overexposure.
Listen to 'Something I Can Never Have' by Nine Inch Nails and learn how to write a song about rejection.
16 50 Cent
Hey, Matthew! (A song!) This will cheer u up! I was going to write a lotr about this, but he's not worth the space. Eminem should be strung from his nethers for introducing the world to this talentless, stupid, ugly midget. The onlky reason this isn't higher is because the music is quite good.
Staring At The Sun
Everything i hate about stadium rock. He sounds like the singer from Reef, a constipated walrus. U2 and others got there first with the lyric anyway.
14 Destiny's Child
Lose My Breath was a fantastic tune. This is dreary and immensely disappointing.
13 Audio Bullys/ Nancy Sinatra
Shot Me Down
How to murder a classic song in one shot. The beats are lifeless, all emotion is drained from the song.
12 Lucie Silvas
Don't Look Back
Depressing to see so much effort put into her by the record company. She is a third rate Mariah/ Anastacia.
You Raise Me Up
Listen to Russell Watson's awesome version of this spiritual (originally) song. This is false emotion.
10 Daddy Yankee
A bloody racket!
9 Westlife and Diana Ross
When You Tell Me That You Love Me
The original was bad enough. Would Ms Ross reeally fall in love with a little Irish gimp? I think not.
8 Daniel Powter
See #17! Overplayed, overbought. This sounds like it was written for an advert, like trhe opposite of Lovely Day by Bill Withers. A song to substitute emotion where there isn't any. Of course, everyone has a bad day, so everyone buys it! STOP!!! Take that bloody hat off!
7 Santana with Steven Tyler
Just Feel Better
Aerosmith are great when they rock. This is just lifeless muso-rock . Tyler's vocal sounds hideously undermined by the dreary music and Santana's widdly guitar.
6 Crazy Frog
Classic tune. Hideous marketing scam. Ban mobile ringtones, NOW!
5 Crazy Frog
Jingle Bells/ U Can't Touch This
I wouldn't touch it with a barge-pole. Or his sticker-taped penis.
4 50 Cent
OOH, beware Fiddy, he's outta control, a dangerous man! Go away, u threepenny bit.
1 thing i want from a record is a tune. This is a guy playing the same awful drum beat for four minutes while a harridan caterwauls emotionless. Her follow-up was better.
2 Howard Brown
The First, The Last, My Everything
Almost forgot about him! Halifax man. Nuff said.
Is This The Way To Santa's Grotto?
This is the way to the nearest bargain bin. For once, the public showed taste by not buying this.