Blondini Worst Singles 2005

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Postby Blondini » Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:51 pm

8-)Part One

20 Charlie the Chicken

I May Be Small, I May Be Sweet

Thank God this was only ever released on import!

19 Ciara

1, 2 Step

She is crap, no melody whatsoever.

18 The Game/ 50 Cent

How We Do

The Game is on my best and worst of the year! The first of three 'Fiddy' tracks here.

















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Postby Tiger » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:26 pm

The Game was crap but Ciara is okish
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Postby grooveboy » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:34 pm

Ciara's song was amazing!
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Postby Jon » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:33 pm

Jesus, Ciara and The Game were one of the best urban tracks this year.
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Postby Plym » Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:01 pm

Ciara was good but I don't like that Game track. His other 2 however are fabulous.
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Postby Blondini » Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:55 pm

8-) 17 James Blunt

You're Beautiful

Not a bad song, but will everyone please stop downloading it so i don't have to hear it ever again? PLEASE!

Better @loser' songs- 'Creep', 'Strange and Beautiful'- Aqualung, 'Blackbird On The Wire' -Beautiful South, 'Pretty Baby' - Blondie, 'Goodbye My Lover- James Blunt.
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Postby Cornholio » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:10 pm

Errr.... Blondini? :evil: Are you out of your mind? The best newcomer of 2005 with his greatest song, is a worst song for you? Shame that we have users like this... All the songs can be called worst, but "You're Beautiful" no... Stupid choice! :evil: xox.
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Postby Tiger » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:40 pm

I agree! James Blunt is overplayed!
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Postby Grybop » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:26 pm

Wooo, go Blondini, go! :lol:
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Postby Flea » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:43 pm

Cornholio wrote:Errr.... Blondini? :evil: Are you out of your mind? The best newcomer of 2005 with his greatest song, is a worst song for you? Shame that we have users like this... All the songs can be called worst, but "You're Beautiful" no... Stupid choice! :evil: xox.
:roll:

I do see Blondini's point though, the song was alright but it's constant playing and being unable to escape from it even began to drive me mad for a while.
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Postby Twixy » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:26 am

Cornholio wrote:Errr.... Blondini? :evil: Are you out of your mind? The best newcomer of 2005 with his greatest song, is a worst song for you? Shame that we have users like this... All the songs can be called worst, but "You're Beautiful" no... Stupid choice! :evil: xox.
LOL that made me laugh :lol:
I can understand why someone would be sick of it, but I still think it's an alright song.
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Postby jszmiles » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:32 am

Agreed with Blondini. Blunt is awful!!
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Postby Plym » Wed Jan 04, 2006 3:46 pm

It should be higher in my opinion.
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Postby Cypher » Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:59 pm

It doesn't seem uncommon to dislike James Blunt's 'You're Beautiful' - I see Popjustice readers have just voted it as the worst song of the year!

To be honest, I don't think it's that bad (no classic, mind...), but it's not surprising to see a backlash against something that was totally over-played in a very short space of time.

It's certainly no Radiohead 'Creep' or REM 'Everybody Hurts' - far from it, in fact...

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Postby Blondini » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:46 pm

8-) I don't dislike Blunt. Goodbye My Lover is great. But Beautiful is this year's Wet Wet Wet or Bryan Adams- decent songs made indecent by overexposure.

Listen to 'Something I Can Never Have' by Nine Inch Nails and learn how to write a song about rejection.

16 50 Cent

Candy Shop

Hey, Matthew! (A song!) This will cheer u up! I was going to write a lotr about this, but he's not worth the space. Eminem should be strung from his nethers for introducing the world to this talentless, stupid, ugly midget. The onlky reason this isn't higher is because the music is quite good.

15 Rooster

Staring At The Sun

Everything i hate about stadium rock. He sounds like the singer from Reef, a constipated walrus. U2 and others got there first with the lyric anyway.

14 Destiny's Child

Soldier

Lose My Breath was a fantastic tune. This is dreary and immensely disappointing.

13 Audio Bullys/ Nancy Sinatra

Shot Me Down

How to murder a classic song in one shot. The beats are lifeless, all emotion is drained from the song.

12 Lucie Silvas

Don't Look Back

Depressing to see so much effort put into her by the record company. She is a third rate Mariah/ Anastacia.

11 Westlife

You Raise Me Up

Listen to Russell Watson's awesome version of this spiritual (originally) song. This is false emotion.

10 Daddy Yankee

Gasolina

A bloody racket!

9 Westlife and Diana Ross

When You Tell Me That You Love Me

The original was bad enough. Would Ms Ross reeally fall in love with a little Irish gimp? I think not.

8 Daniel Powter

Bad Day

See #17! Overplayed, overbought. This sounds like it was written for an advert, like trhe opposite of Lovely Day by Bill Withers. A song to substitute emotion where there isn't any. Of course, everyone has a bad day, so everyone buys it! STOP!!! Take that bloody hat off!

7 Santana with Steven Tyler

Just Feel Better

Aerosmith are great when they rock. This is just lifeless muso-rock . Tyler's vocal sounds hideously undermined by the dreary music and Santana's widdly guitar.

6 Crazy Frog

Axel F

Classic tune. Hideous marketing scam. Ban mobile ringtones, NOW!

5 Crazy Frog

Jingle Bells/ U Can't Touch This

I wouldn't touch it with a barge-pole. Or his sticker-taped penis.

4 50 Cent

Outta Control

OOH, beware Fiddy, he's outta control, a dangerous man! Go away, u threepenny bit.

3 Amerie

1 Thing

1 thing i want from a record is a tune. This is a guy playing the same awful drum beat for four minutes while a harridan caterwauls emotionless. Her follow-up was better.

2 Howard Brown

The First, The Last, My Everything

Almost forgot about him! Halifax man. Nuff said.

1 Santa

Is This The Way To Santa's Grotto?

This is the way to the nearest bargain bin. For once, the public showed taste by not buying this.
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Postby Tiger » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:04 pm

I don't agree on Amerie, Santana, Axel F, Daniel, Daddy Yankee and DEFINATELY not Lucie or Rooster!
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Postby John » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:17 pm

Blondini wrote:10 Daddy Yankee

Gasolina

A bloody racket!
Best (and most concise) description ever. :lol:
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Postby Jon » Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:29 pm

I think that Shot You Down was one of the best songs in 2005.
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Postby Virgostar » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:07 pm

Don't agree on Amerie, but agree on 50, Daniel Powter (YES, we think alike about this song - horribly overrated IMO! Argh, dunno what ppl see in it to be honest!), Daddy Yankee, Audio Bullys (that should've made my worst songs chart had I not been so lazy), Crazy Frog & yeah...that Santana/Steve Tyler one is just boring!
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Postby mykka » Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:18 am

I liked Daniel Powter and Amerie, but all the others were pretty awful.
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