Oh, this is a chart i relish doing! Dish out the bile and condemn the wicked and/ or lazy! I'm not gonna give any of these cretinous recordings the luxury of pictures but i WILL highlight the titles, so you can be sure of shit from shynola.
40 Clea- Lucky Like That
I ADORED Download It but this pathetic B*Witched cast-off deservedly killed their career. And the shocking make-up design in the video was laughable!
39 Larrikin Love- Downing Street Kindling
God, i hate this rag-tag bunch of pansy-asses. What kind of a poncy title is that!? Singer has the worst haircut in pop history.
38 Babyshambles- The Blinding
Over-rated tosspot. F*ck Forever was decent, absolutely everything else is rambling tunefree bollocks. If he died of a heroin overdose tomorrow, the world would be no worse off. *avoids space75's flying daggers*
37 Rihanna- We Ride
I wouldn't mind you riding me, as long as i could cut your tongue off first. I liked Pon De Replay, ragga is her forte. Pop/ r n b is not.
36 The Darkness- Girlfriend
Disco! How to kill your career with one song. Shit album helped, too. Lil Chris can do it better.
35 MVP- Bounce, Shake, Move, Stop
Last one please.
34 Duncan James- Sooner Or Later
33 Larrikin Love- Edwould
Look at that title!
No tune. Pretentious thinks-it's-clever scruffy indie shite. Everything that is bad about indie.
32 Justin Timberlake- Sexyback
Monotonous in the extreme. Like being lobotomised very slowly. Thankfully My Love came next- dreamy.
31 The Eagles Of Death Metal- I Want You So Hard
Even worse than The Darkness was this rock parody group of sorts. Featuring Josh from Queens of the Stone Age but featuring none of their wit or power. The singer is an arsehole.
30 Andy Abraham- Hung Up
Hopelessly out of date Vandross pastiche. Back to the bins, then!
29 Pawn Shop- Shot Away
Another of those louped house farragos. The Stones' Gimme Shelter is throttled to death. Thanfully, the public ignored this one.
28 Beatfreakz- Somebody's Watching Me
They didn't ignore this overplayed garbabe, tho.
27 Beyonce/ Jay-Z- Deja Vu
No tune. Just her shouting for three minutes. A bloody racket.
26 Fedde Le Grande- Put Your Hands Up For Detroit
Can someone please explain the appeal of this? I'm baffled. I loved Size 9's I'm Ready so it's not the repetition that gets to me, but the beat is shit, the lyric is meaningless to non-Detroit people. The only good bit is the part where he sounds like he's about to hurl.
25 Shayne Ward- Stand By Me
Not only did it ruin the memory of a great (and better) song, it was completely devoid of any kind of memorable melody. Who wants him now Leona is here??
24 Pussycat Dolls/ Will I Am- Beep
Loved Don't Cha, Buttonz, I Don't Need A Man and Wait A Minute. Hated Stick Wit U and this lazy moronic crap.
23 Black Eyed Peas- Pump It
Him again! My main problem with this is the tarnishing of Dick Dale's Pulp Fiction theme. Three words- Fun Lovin' Criminals.
22 Chamillionaire- Grown And Sexy
"I like you better from behind".
Reprehensibly skincrawlingly sexist lyric from the ugliset rapper in the world. He actually thinks this is a compliment!
21 Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly- The Chronicles Of A Bohemian Teenager Part One
Zzzzzzz.... Oh, sorry, i fell asleep typing that title. Pretentious acoustic emo. Whiny over-rated shite. Cheer up, discover electrics, listen to Meat Loaf. Or just bugger off and kill yourself.