What's the dumbest thing you've heard someone say?

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Postby MusicRecords » Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:25 am

Some of the dumbest thing I've heard someone say:

"I heard there are 50 states and that's not true because pluto isn't a real state anymore."

"Is California the Capital of the United States?"

"What is Obama's last name?"

"Does it take 9 months for twins to be born, or 18 months?"

What have YOU heard? :lol:
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Postby InfoFromAus » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:31 am

:lol:
I like this thread idea.

Your ones are... wow :o :lol:

These ones caused me to pause and wonder whether the person was joking:

Overheard while at the Galapagos Tortoise enclosure at a wildlife park: "Is it a mammal?"

"What are the Terracotta Warriors made of?"
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Postby Lollo95 » Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:05 pm

Just today at school. Our teacher asked what "the big brother" was, and everyone answered "a popular tv show"... :lol:
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Postby kushi » Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:08 pm

"Buy Applause on iTunes".
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Postby samra » Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:35 pm

This was an exchange I had with a co-worker today:

Him: "Wait, do chickens really have breasts?"
Me: ".... Ummm yeah, haven't you ever eaten chicken breast?"
Him: "But like, the girl chickens, they don't feed milk to their young."
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Postby toni_pest » Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:43 pm

I have a friend that's dumb af and always says something really stupid, but can't think of anything right now
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Postby kushi » Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:46 pm

toni_pest wrote:I have a friend that's dumb af and always says something really stupid, but can't think of anything right now
That's the worst story I've ever heard.

Just jks.
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Postby cidermaster » Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:59 pm

Any adult who says One Direction are good!!!!!!
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Postby cidermaster » Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:37 pm

I guess we are all agreed on the dumb above lol!!!!!
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Postby heppolo » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:44 am

I mostly say dumbest things myself
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Postby stevyy » Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:43 pm

Rihanna is better than Janet...

I mean...c'mon now.
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Postby Serby » Wed Feb 08, 2017 2:36 pm

Doesn't mean she's more talented, but yeah, she's better. #yeahisaidit
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Postby MrDiva » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:56 pm

Serby wrote:Doesn't mean she's more talented, but yeah, she's better. #yeahisaidit
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Postby Storyteller » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:57 pm

MrDiva wrote:
Serby wrote:Doesn't mean she's more talented, but yeah, she's better. #yeahisaidit
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Postby MrDiva » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:58 pm

I once tested a friend and asked: 'how come polar bears don't cheat penguins ?' And she looked all confused, thought about it and answered: 'because they taste like shit'

She was serious about it

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Postby flopho » Wed Feb 08, 2017 9:14 pm

"If our body is 80% water, shouldn't our skin be transparent?"

and she had the best grades of our year..
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Postby Serby » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:04 pm

My chemisty professor in high school said gays shouldn't be judged, they just turn gay to have better chances to get a job and not get fired :o :lol:
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Postby biscuits » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:06 pm

"If you're from Africa, why are you white?"
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Postby Serby » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:13 pm

biscuits wrote:"If you're from Africa, why are you white?"
Aaaamph I do get it why is it stupid, but tbh, I get how can someone say this if they never learned much about africa. White people are pretyy much only in SA and a bit in ex colonies.
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Postby thankfulforkelly » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:14 pm

Serby wrote:
biscuits wrote:"If you're from Africa, why are you white?"
Aaaamph I do get it why is it stupid, but tbh, I get how can someone say this if they never learned much about africa. White people are pretyy much only in SA and a bit in ex colonies.
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Postby thankfulforkelly » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:16 pm

I'm tryna think of examples but 99% of the stupidest things I've ever heard have come from my own mouth :lol: I'm actually the dimmest and ditsiest person I know :lol:
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Postby mattsky » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:17 pm

biscuits wrote:"If you're from Africa, why are you white?"
Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they are white
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Postby DOSSOME » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:20 pm

Serby wrote:
biscuits wrote:"If you're from Africa, why are you white?"
Aaaamph I do get it why is it stupid, but tbh, I get how can someone say this if they never learned much about africa. White people are pretyy much only in SA and a bit in ex colonies.
All countries in Africa are ex colonies though :-?
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Postby MusicRecords » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:57 pm

I had forgotten I had even made this thread :lol:
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Postby Nippian93 » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:03 pm

Google "Donald Trump + quotes" and choose one (or more).
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