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Postby MusicRecords » Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:47 pm

We would probably not be intelligent enough for them

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Postby aRat » Thu Nov 22, 2018 11:14 pm

Companies would force us to work 13-14 hours a day so better not.

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Postby Simon89 » Fri Nov 23, 2018 8:54 am

I would be a terrorist :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby RayRay » Fri Nov 23, 2018 7:53 pm

They'd be looked away in a zoo.

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Postby ludichris » Sun Nov 25, 2018 11:35 am

People would still stream AIWFCIY more than either of the new songs.

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Postby aRat » Sun Nov 25, 2018 12:07 pm

I wouldn't care, am not a kid anymore.

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Postby ludichris » Mon Nov 26, 2018 6:18 pm

I would do as many of my favourite things as I could before it hits.

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Postby heppolo » Mon Nov 26, 2018 6:29 pm

I would have a rest

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Postby ludichris » Mon Nov 26, 2018 6:49 pm

I would make sure the taxpayers money isn't being wasted and would base every decision on if it will lead to more money being raised to better society.

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Postby RayRay » Mon Nov 26, 2018 6:55 pm

I guess I'd choose between the Galapagos Islands and Australia.

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Postby heppolo » Mon Nov 26, 2018 7:00 pm

I would have killed myself

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Postby MusicRecords » Mon Nov 26, 2018 8:57 pm

Not to brag but I already have way over a million dollars :lol:
I would just add it to my savings or something

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Postby aRat » Mon Nov 26, 2018 9:34 pm

I would either steal or stalk or both.

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Postby RayRay » Mon Nov 26, 2018 9:42 pm

I'd audition for the real life Shrek.

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Postby heppolo » Mon Nov 26, 2018 9:47 pm

that would have been weird (can't imagine myself having a one night stand...with a girl) :lol:

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Postby RayRay » Mon Nov 26, 2018 9:50 pm

I'd be happy to hand it in.

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Postby heppolo » Mon Nov 26, 2018 9:53 pm

I'd choose christmas gangsta rap

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Postby MusicRecords » Mon Nov 26, 2018 10:28 pm

There would be chaos

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Postby Mainshow » Mon Nov 26, 2018 10:33 pm

Russia would be fighting against many independence movements and people across the country would riot. The orthodox church and probably all mosques would condemn the decision and Chechnya would go mad.

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Postby MusicRecords » Mon Nov 26, 2018 10:35 pm

It would be easier to track animal abusers :evil:

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Postby Mainshow » Mon Nov 26, 2018 10:38 pm

I would be happy. Wanna know if I need to pay some extra money/taxes to get a decent pension or sit and relax and travel more around the globe knowing that I will drop dead before having to face "old-age proverty".

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Postby aRat » Mon Nov 26, 2018 10:59 pm

They would end England.

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Postby Mainshow » Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:06 pm

I would be flattered. She must have been flying all the way to see me.

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Postby aRat » Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:09 pm

Probably killed for being ghey.

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Postby MusicRecords » Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:11 pm

I would love to be one of those secret gay boys in a cute little town in the middle of no where and take pics like these:
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edit: arat beat me, if he were cute I wouldn't mind and if his world was better I'd tell him to take me away

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