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Postby aRat » Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:14 pm

Find me some hot caveman :P

What if Madonna never happened?
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Postby MusicRecords » Tue Nov 27, 2018 2:41 am

The masterpiece ROL album wouldn't exist :cry:

What if Taylor released a surprise album soon?
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Postby Crackiswack » Tue Nov 27, 2018 4:40 am

I wouldn't make it. . .

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Postby heppolo » Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:07 am

It would have been painful (don't touch my teeth)

What if you were 7 years old?
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Postby aRat » Tue Nov 27, 2018 11:41 am

I would re-live my life but be more open & active.

What if we hadn't wiped out the other humanoid species like the Neanderthals etc?
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Postby MusicRecords » Tue Nov 27, 2018 11:46 am

I thought you said Netherlanders I was like what? :lol:
Hmm...perhaps we'd have peace somehow

What if aliens invaded earth and made us their servants?
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Postby ludichris » Tue Nov 27, 2018 7:49 pm

They would never be able to outnumber us so it wouldn't happen.

What if life lasted forever?
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Postby MusicRecords » Tue Nov 27, 2018 8:45 pm

Happy 1 year anniversary to this thread!

It would be boring af

What if people only aged physically until about 25-30 (but averagely lived to be 100)?
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Postby RayRay » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:29 pm

More hospitals would go bankrupt.

What if UKMix didn't exist?
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Postby MusicRecords » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:34 pm

ATRL would be even more crowded

What if ukmix started charging 10 pounds per month?
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Postby RayRay » Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:43 pm

You would be the only one left here.

What if everybody would start going to church again every Sunday?
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Postby MusicRecords » Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:15 pm

Many things would be closed on sundays

What if humans had three arms/hands?
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Postby Serby » Tue Nov 27, 2018 11:20 pm

Sex would more fun.

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Postby aRat » Tue Nov 27, 2018 11:37 pm

I would drift through the wind, wanting to start again.

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Postby MusicRecords » Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:02 am

That would give me a good excuse to beat the bish 8-)

What if the internet all over the world went down for a month?
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Postby RayRay » Wed Nov 28, 2018 7:16 pm

We all would miss UKMix and happy re-unite after that month to stan for Mariah even harder.

What if female singers were no longer allowed to release music?
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Postby MusicRecords » Wed Nov 28, 2018 10:41 pm

The gheys would protest 8-)

What if charts were only calculated with streams (not sales)?
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Postby thankfulforkelly » Wed Nov 28, 2018 10:54 pm

They’d be even slower

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Postby MusicRecords » Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:00 pm

Explain how I'm annoying :roll: :roll:

What if thankfulforkelly stopped being a bish?
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Postby heppolo » Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:06 am

thankfulforkelly isn't

What if there were massive Stan Wars on UKMix?
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Postby DnBLover » Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:20 am

Then UKmix would have turned back in time.

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Postby aRat » Thu Nov 29, 2018 3:51 pm

Then my brain is pretty bad at understanding and realizing my imaginations.

What if DLover wasn't the Only Kid Cudi Stan (In The Word)?
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Postby MusicRecords » Thu Nov 29, 2018 5:48 pm

KC would be unknown

What if everyday you lived was exactly the same?
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Postby RayRay » Thu Nov 29, 2018 6:50 pm

I'd hope it would be my birthday.

What if animals were no longer allowed to be kept in cages, but had the right to wonder free wherever they'd like to go?
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Postby MusicRecords » Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:56 pm

Some people wouldn't respect that I'm sure :o

What if earth stopped rotating? :o
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