Misheard Lyrics

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Postby Thriller » Sun Feb 22, 2004 10:57 pm

Seeing as the other topic can't be bumped, I've decided to start a new one, mainly so I can tell you my misheard lyrics! :wink:

Ok, I know some of these have already been mentioned but nevermind! My misheard lyrics are in bold...

Sugababes - Round Round

We'll ride still fired on the beat down low
We'll ride stir fried on the beat down low

Kelly Rowland - Stole

She put her fingers in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theatre show
She put her fingers in the entrance and let China see the show

Christina Aguilera - Fighter

Made my skin a little bit thicker
Made my skin a little bit pinker

Steps - 5, 6, 7, 8

Not so much a misheard lyric, but a different version we used to sing at school :P

My boot-scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy
My brother bummed a baby, it's drivin' me crazy

Girls Aloud - Jump

And heaven waits here at my door
And hell it's Winter at my door
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Postby BringTheNoise » Mon Feb 23, 2004 12:42 am

A classic:

Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze

'Scuse me please while I kiss the sky
'Scuse me please while I kiss this guy
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Postby Flea » Mon Feb 23, 2004 8:40 am

DJ Sammy - Heaven...

"Now our dreams are coming true, through the good times and the bad"

I thought she said:

"Now our dreams are coming through, through the good times in the bed" :o
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Postby Tiger » Mon Feb 23, 2004 12:04 pm

www.kissthisguy.com or www.amiright.com have tons of those - the things people hear :lol:
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Postby San » Mon Feb 23, 2004 4:27 pm

lol I remember when I first heard Fatman's Be Faithfull back in the days there was this show I liked called 'popular', and I remember when I first heard it I thought it said:

Yeah, Fatman Scoop, Brooke McQueen
Fatman Scoop, Brooke McQueen,

The real version said,

Yeah, Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan
Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan

:oops: :lol:
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Postby Dazzle » Mon Feb 23, 2004 4:34 pm

Ok. I've just been looking at the lyrics to Shania's 'You're still the one' for my signature....

I realised I've been singing it wrong! :oops:

I thought it was:
They said, our bed, they'll never make it! :o

And the real lyrics are:
They said "I bet they'll never make it"!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby honeystacia » Mon Feb 23, 2004 4:37 pm

i always thought dido said "i will go down with this s***" :lol:

San wrote:lol I remember when I first heard Fatman's Be Faithfull back in the days there was this show I liked called 'popular', and I remember when I first heard it I thought it said:

Yeah, Fatman Scoop, Brooke McQueen
Fatman Scoop, Brooke McQueen,

The real version said,

Yeah, Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan
Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan

:oops: :lol:
whoo! Brooke McQueen :lol: ah i loved popular. i miss mary cherry :lol:
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Postby San » Mon Feb 23, 2004 5:40 pm

honeystacia wrote:i always thought dido said "i will go down with this shit" :lol:
LOL! I thought it said

'I will go far with this ship' :lol:
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Postby Skelofect » Mon Feb 23, 2004 7:09 pm

Dazzle wrote:
I thought it was:
They said, our bed, they'll never make it! :o :
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I dunno why it's funny.
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Postby ollie44 » Mon Feb 23, 2004 8:27 pm

I was just listening to Michelle's album and the track How Can Sorry Ever Mend A Broken Heart. She was singin and I was typing and suddenly I heard her sing :

Where can I go when mammaries are tearing me apart?

Shouldn't that be Jordan?
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Postby ManicFan2k » Mon Feb 23, 2004 8:57 pm

The Offspring - The Kid's Arn't Alright

Chances Thrown, Nothing's free
Caz has grown, Nothing's free

Weezer - Buddy Holly

I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care what say abut us sueing

Evanescence - Bring Me To Life

Wake me up
W**k me off
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Postby Thriller » Mon Feb 23, 2004 10:02 pm

ManicFan2k wrote:Weezer - Buddy Holly

I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care what say abut us sueing
LOL, I always thought that was...

I don't care what they say about our suitcase
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Postby Skelofect » Mon Feb 23, 2004 10:52 pm

Ok Dum Dums - The kind of day I had.

Stare at the clock, Stare at the clock, Stare at the clock, Stare at the clock, Stare at the clock, Stare at the clock...

Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k,

Ahem! :oops:
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Postby LostAvenger » Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:36 pm

Skelofect wrote:Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k,

Ahem! :oops:
Hmmmm... :wink:
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Postby BadRapture » Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:48 pm

Avril Lavigne - Thing's I'll Never Say

"I I could say what I wanna see, I wanna see you go down on one knee"

Could have sworn she was saying:

"If I could say what I wanna see, I wanna see you go down on me"

This lines comes after her saying she wants to "blow you away" so its not haerd to imagine why I thought this ay!
She don't like that kind of behaviour.
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Postby SholasBoy » Tue Feb 24, 2004 12:05 am

LOL @ Kelly Rowland!

Can't think of any off the top of my head tho, I usually just murmer any old rubbish when I dunno the words :lol:
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Postby LostAvenger » Tue Feb 24, 2004 12:07 am

SholasBoy wrote:LOL @ Kelly Rowland!

Can't think of any off the top of my head tho, I usually just murmer any old rubbish when I dunno the words :lol:
Think of numerous Missy Elliott songs for example :lol:

Am I the only one who thought at the very beginning that in Britney Spears "Toxic"

"Too High, Can't Come Down"

I always thought that lyric was definitely something else :oops:
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Postby John » Tue Feb 24, 2004 12:09 am

BadRapture wrote:Avril Lavigne - Thing's I'll Never Say

"I I could say what I wanna see, I wanna see you go down on one knee"

Could have sworn she was saying:

"If I could say what I wanna see, I wanna see you go down on me"
:lol:

Dude... you mean you WANTED her to be saying that..? :wink:

(Yeah, I wouldn't complain either. :wink: )
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Postby Virgostar » Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:00 am

Classic example of me mishearing the lyrics:

CCR - Bad Moon Rising

There's a bad moon on the rise
Wear the bamboo on the right

My friend once heard some guy singing Natalie Imbruglia's Torn like this:

I'm all out of faith
I'm a lettuce face
Let's embrace the point of no return.
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Postby FreakyFlyBry » Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:15 am

Virgostar wrote:Classic example of me mishearing the lyrics:

CCR - Bad Moon Rising

There's a bad moon on the rise
Wear the bamboo on the right
I always thought that line went "There's a bathroom on the right"!
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Postby Virgostar » Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:53 am

So did a whole lot of people, if you've ever seen the amount of entries for this song on this site! :lol:
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Postby BadRapture » Tue Feb 24, 2004 1:37 pm

thelazyboy wrote:Dude... you mean you WANTED her to be saying that..? :wink:

(Yeah, I wouldn't complain either. :wink: )
Nah, course not......well.........actually yeh :wink: I wouldn't knock it back.
She don't like that kind of behaviour.
So thrown down your guns,
Don't be so reckless.
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Postby ManicFan2k » Tue Feb 24, 2004 8:56 pm

Guns N Roses - You Could Be Mine

With your bit*h slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue
when your bits stop rubbing and your cocanie's gone

The Darkness - I Beleive In A Thing Called Love

Oooooh, Guitar!
Ooooh, Get down!!!!

The Darkness - Growing On Me

Sleeping in an empty bed
Sleeping in a electric bed
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Postby honeystacia » Wed Feb 25, 2004 11:44 am

britney spears - boys

i heard: what would it take for you to just sleep with me
she really sings: what would it take for you to just leave with me :roll:
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Postby Thriller » Wed Feb 25, 2004 4:30 pm

OMG, I swear I heard this before! :o

I can taste on your lips a Muller Rice

from Britney Spears "Toxic"!
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