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Postby Phoenixx » Mon Jan 25, 2016 4:37 pm

UKMusicLova wrote:The "long list of ex lovers" bit in Blank Space sounds like "a long list starbucks lovers" to me :lol:
All the lonely Starucks lovers was it here :D
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Postby Rihab » Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:10 pm

Ellie Goulding - Burn

Real: Strike the match, play it loud, giving love to the world

What my flatmate sang in the shower earlier: Steckt im Arsch, play it loud, giving love to the world

I can't unhear it. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Phoenixx » Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:26 pm

Rihab95 wrote:Ellie Goulding - Burn

Real: Strike the match, play it loud, giving love to the world

What my flatmate sang in the shower earlier: Steckt im Arsch, play it loud, giving love to the world

I can't unhear it. :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
sticks in the ass :lol: :lol:
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Postby oaknuys » Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:27 pm

MarcusDGST6811 wrote:
UKMusicLova wrote:The "long list of ex lovers" bit in Blank Space sounds like "a long list starbucks lovers" to me :lol:
All the lonely Starucks lovers was it here :D
The "Cervix Lovers" confusion is still On? Lol
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Postby Phoenixx » Wed Jan 27, 2016 12:04 am

oaknuys wrote:
MarcusDGST6811 wrote:
UKMusicLova wrote:The "long list of ex lovers" bit in Blank Space sounds like "a long list starbucks lovers" to me :lol:
All the lonely Starucks lovers was it here :D
The "Cervix Lovers" confusion is still On? Lol
I guess it was everywhere misheard. But nowhere correct heard. :D
Also her mother understood Starbucks Lovers :D
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Postby nekoocz » Mon Mar 14, 2016 1:01 am

i am sorry if it was already posted here

Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much
real: I can't believe you kiss your car good night

I have heard: I can't believe you kiss your c*ck at night
(and I am sure I am not the only one)
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Postby Airwrecka » Mon Mar 14, 2016 1:51 am

Image

Are you guys serious? :o
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Postby Phoenixx » Mon Mar 14, 2016 1:57 am

Airwrecka wrote:Image

Are you guys serious? :o
"Long List of Ex Lovers"
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Postby MusicRecords » Mon Mar 14, 2016 8:45 pm

Rihanna's Work:

What I heard: Grab me a dessert!

Real: Dry! ...me a desert him

I knew it couldn't be but can never unhear it :lol:
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Postby johnny_d » Wed Mar 16, 2016 8:09 am

Phoenixx wrote:
Airwrecka wrote:Image

Are you guys serious? :o
"Long List of Ex Lovers"
It was "got along with Starbucks lovers" for me!
Remember us in AmenJena...

...If we could just go back to the start
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Postby Phoenixx » Wed Mar 16, 2016 3:10 pm

johnny_d wrote:
Phoenixx wrote:
Airwrecka wrote:Image

Are you guys serious? :o
"Long List of Ex Lovers"
It was "got along with Starbucks lovers" for me!
Yes. And for the most was it "All the Lonely Starbucks lovers". Also for Taylors mom was this the correct sentence :lol: :lol:
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Postby Loki0012 » Wed Mar 16, 2016 3:23 pm

zayn - like I would

pussy on my tongue pussy on my mouth.
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Postby SholasBoy » Thu Apr 07, 2016 9:07 pm

I don't need Jar jar Binks to have fun tonight.
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Postby setg1 » Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:22 pm

I have misheard lots of lyrics over the years. If a song is in a language that I don't understand, I almost always hear English or Finnish words or phrases in it. This mostly happens with Italian songs. For example, Eros Ramazzotti obviously sings "She wanted passion and contempt" in Piu bella cosa. :lol: Another example is U2's Vertigo which has a few Spanish phrases in it. When that song was new, I heard them shouting "Huomenta!" (Finnish for "good morning") and was shocked. Later I found out that it's actually "Dónde estás" but I still hear it the same way...
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Postby flopho » Sat Apr 09, 2016 8:37 pm

SholasBoy wrote:I don't need Jar jar Binks to have fun tonight.
same song

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Postby Loveguru » Sun May 01, 2016 9:17 am

Rihanna -Work

when she says ' nicest' .. i swear thought it was isis
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Postby maroon » Sun May 01, 2016 12:34 pm

nekoocz wrote:i am sorry if it was already posted here

Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much
real: I can't believe you kiss your car good night

I have heard: I can't believe you kiss your c*ck at night
(and I am sure I am not the only one)
you're not :oops:
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Postby randomness » Sun May 01, 2016 6:18 pm

maroon wrote:
nekoocz wrote:i am sorry if it was already posted here

Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much
real: I can't believe you kiss your car good night

I have heard: I can't believe you kiss your c*ck at night
(and I am sure I am not the only one)
you're not :oops:
I actually heard "carving knife" at first...
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Postby turbulent » Tue May 03, 2016 4:04 pm

Mariah Carey's I Stay In Love.

I heard it as "and I try to fart like a whale"
If really was "and I try to front like, "oh well","
"You and me in a cloud of REVERIE..."
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Postby Hugo » Tue May 03, 2016 4:05 pm

turbulent wrote:Mariah Carey's I Stay In Love.

I heard it as "and I try to fart like a whale"
If really was "and I try to front like, "oh well","
Nooooo :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby ForAllTime » Sun May 29, 2016 3:44 pm

That Don't Impress Me Much by Shania Twain.

I heard: I can't believe you kiss your c*ck at night. :o

Actual lyric: I can't believe you kiss your car good night.
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Postby setg1 » Sat Jun 04, 2016 2:56 pm

From Cyndi Lauper's "She Bop":

I heard: I want rabbit
Real lyrics: I won't worry

The whole line "I won't worry and I won't fret" almost sounds like "I want rabbit and I want Fred". :lol:
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Postby JimJim » Sun Jun 05, 2016 2:21 am

Sara Bareilles - Brave

Real:
You can be amazing
You can turn a phrase into a weapon or a drug

I heard:
You can be amazing
You can turn a phrase into a working wardrobe

I don't know why I thought that made any sense.
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Postby MusicRecords » Sun Jun 05, 2016 8:50 am

Tbh I did hear something like Starbucks lovers a few times...but when u think about it, how does it even make sense? Starbucks lovers, wtf? :lol: all I can think of is people addicted to coffee or something
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Postby JimJim » Wed Jun 08, 2016 10:29 am

So since last year I've not had a clue what the lyrics were to the chorus of 'Cake by the Ocean' because of the falsetto, apparently it's this:

Talk to me, baby
I'm going blind from this sweet, sweet craving, whoa
Let's lose our minds and go f'ing crazy
Ah ya ya ya ya I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
Walk for me, baby
I'll be Diddy, you'll be Naomi, whoa
Let's lose our minds and go f'ing crazy
Ah ya ya ya ya I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean

Also I though they said "waist down you're a masterpiece" and thought that was super crude, apparently it's actually "Waste time with a masterpiece, don't waste time with a masterpiece" :lol:
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