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Postby toni_pest » Sat Jun 11, 2016 11:57 pm

I also thought its waist down... it seemed appropriate since he is singimg about eating cake
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Postby JimJim » Wed Jul 06, 2016 4:25 am

So I found out today I've been singing the intro of Irene Cara's 'What A Feeling' wrong my entire life :lol:

Actual:
"First when there's nothing
But a slow glowing dream"

Mine:
"Cursed when there's nothing,
But a slow blowing breeze"
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Postby flopho » Sat Jul 30, 2016 2:00 pm

Ciara & Justin Timberlake - Love Sex Magic

Original
Baby show me, show me whats your favorite trick that you wanna use on me

What i hear/sing
Baby show me, show me whats your favorite trick that you wanna DOSSOME

oh and i never had a clue what Fergie's singing before the Glamorous chorus, i always just sing deflausseflausseeee

ok so apparently it's flossy never even heard of that word :lol:
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Postby Guru » Wed Aug 03, 2016 6:50 am

Loveguru wrote:Rihanna -Work

when she says ' nicest' .. i swear thought it was isis
And where she sings Work work work work work
I hear wuh wuh wuh wuh work :lol:
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Postby Odyssey » Wed Aug 03, 2016 7:05 am

Girl With A Diamond Heart by Nicole
Instead of :
The girl with a diamond heart
No, I'm not charmless anymore

What I heard :
The girl with a diamond heart
No, I'm not childless anymore

In a weird way it made sense to me :oops:
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Postby Guru » Fri Aug 05, 2016 5:23 am

This thread has damaged my ears :lol:

Anal with a man
Can't stand
Up next to you


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Postby randomness » Sun Aug 07, 2016 5:31 pm

Jason Derulo - Want To Want Me

Real: "I got the sheets on the floor"
Heard: "I got the shits on the floor"
Stand wipers unite!
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Postby ludichris » Sun Aug 07, 2016 7:56 pm

randomness wrote:Jason Derulo - Want To Want Me

Real: "I got the sheets on the floor"
Heard: "I got the shits on the floor"
Reading your signature afterwards :lol: :lol:
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Postby flopho » Sun Aug 07, 2016 7:58 pm

ludichris wrote:
randomness wrote:Jason Derulo - Want To Want Me

Real: "I got the sheets on the floor"
Heard: "I got the shits on the floor"
Reading your signature afterwards :lol: :lol:
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Postby MusicRecords » Sun Aug 07, 2016 11:31 pm

At hte beginning of Make Me it sounds like Britney says "Frap Day" (and hey she loves starbucks) instead of "Friday"

I swear sometimes when when JT's song Can't stop the feeling plays I hear "I got this feeling inside my balls" :lol: instead of bones. But tbh this happens every time someone uses "bones" as a lyric :lol:
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Postby Wardo » Mon Aug 08, 2016 7:23 pm

Just heard on the radio a girl singing "so fart to go away", I don't even know who's that :-?
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Postby theArmy » Tue Aug 09, 2016 11:11 pm

Brinty's ''Make Me...''

Throwing up to the ceiling
....
When we cough a line


:-? :lol:
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Postby Airwrecka » Thu Aug 11, 2016 3:00 pm

Not particularly funny, but I've just googled some Sia lyrics, and I had no idea how different the real lyrics are. :o

Took a run in the fast lane

I come home on my own, took my phone, nothing though, I can see, ordering pay TV, inside of me

I'm a bright woman in my make up
Wash away all the things you've taken
And I don't care if I don't look pretty
Big girls cry when their hearts are breaking


:oops:

Tough girl, in the fast lane

I'm at home on my own, check my phone, nothing though, act busy, order in pay TV, it's agony

I may cry ruining my makeup
Wash away all the things you've taken
I don't care if I don't look pretty
Big girls cry when their hearts are breaking
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Postby heppolo » Thu Aug 11, 2016 10:15 pm

I need a one dance
Got a Hennessy in my end
Drake "One Dance"
Waffles are checked cookies
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Postby Rickiee » Mon Aug 15, 2016 7:59 am

In Make Me (Ooh) I just hear the following lyrics:

Baby, cause you're the spark that won't go out
My heart's no public urinal

But it actually is:

Baby, cause you're the spark that won't go out
My heart's on fire when you're around

Imma need to get some new ears. :lol:
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Postby Goldmoney » Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:20 pm

Toni Braxton - You're Makin' Me High right before the final chorus

Heard: Oooh, lawd I really want thee
Actual: Oooh, but all I really want is
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Postby lemsey » Fri Sep 02, 2016 3:38 am

Mike Posner - I Took a Pill in Ibiza

MIsheard: "I cut them all loose and work's my excuse, but the truth is I can't get it up"
Actual lyric: "The truth is I can't open up"
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Postby hellohello » Wed Sep 07, 2016 7:49 pm

ludichris wrote:
randomness wrote:Jason Derulo - Want To Want Me

Real: "I got the sheets on the floor"
Heard: "I got the shits on the floor"
Reading your signature afterwards :lol: :lol:
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Postby luckyONE » Sat Sep 10, 2016 10:11 am

I just saw a lyrics video of Rihanna's "S&M" and I was surprised because I always heard...

Love is great, love is fine (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Out the box, out of line (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
but the picture on the wall leaves me wanting more

actually it is
Love is great, love is fine (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Out the box, out of line (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
The affliction of the feeling leaves me wanting more (Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh)

:oops:
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Postby Airwrecka » Sun Oct 02, 2016 12:00 pm

Rebecca Ferguson - Bones

But I'd put a bus through my head for you...

I've listened to this a ton, and I swear i had no idea what the real lyric was until I googled it:

But I'd put a brush through my hair for you...
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Postby brianthepoet » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:50 am

where Burt Bacharach sang "This Guy's in love with you" and
my nephew said it was "The sky's in love with you"
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Postby cdschart » Tue Oct 25, 2016 3:03 am

Ariana's Focus - the whole thing is pretty much gibberish to me
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Postby MusicRecords » Tue Oct 25, 2016 2:28 pm

theArmy wrote:Brinty's ''Make Me...''

Throwing up to the ceiling
....
When we cough a line


:-? :lol:
How the f did u hear that? :lol:
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Postby Affillate » Sun Jul 30, 2017 3:17 am

was reminded of one of mine from Pink's 'Don;t Let Me Get Me':

Actual:
LA told me, "You'll be a pop star,
All you have to change is everything you are."
Tired of being compared to damn Britney Spears
She's so pretty, that just ain't me

Heard:
Tired of being compared to damn bread knee spares :-? :lol:
She's so pretty, that just ain't me
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Postby johnny_d » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:28 pm

Don't be afraid to catch fish!
Remember us in AmenJena...

...If we could just go back to the start
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